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Lake Jono up for auction.biding closed

Arribastan
30-09-2003, 23:52
fantastic radioactive lake, perfect for fishing or exploring.(radiaton suits reccomended). bidding will be in Nuclear missles. i need about 40. I wasted 60 on jono, but i bought 20 for the occasion. bidding starts at 10 any bidders?
Celack
30-09-2003, 23:54
12!
Arribastan
30-09-2003, 23:57
bump
01-10-2003, 00:00
13
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:02
bump
Celack
01-10-2003, 00:02
i bid 15 nukes.
01-10-2003, 00:04
16 (i need a place to put my house lol)
01-10-2003, 00:05
50 shiploads of gold/silver/diamonds!!!!!
Aequatio
01-10-2003, 00:05
Arribastan, where does a nation founded on September 24th get 60 nuclear weapons?

Sounds a bit suspicious to me.
01-10-2003, 00:06
He does have 595 million people...
01-10-2003, 00:07
OOC: he was ressurected, i remember him saying that in some thread somewhere
Oglethorpia
01-10-2003, 00:08
*Oglethorpia beems at the "Lake" trend he has started way back with Ziotah*
01-10-2003, 00:09
100 nukes!
01-10-2003, 00:11
100 nukes!
you can't possibly have that many
01-10-2003, 00:11
100 nukes!
Sorry, you don't have them.
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:21
50 shiploads of gold/silver/diamonds!!!!!
sorry. Nukes only. :wink:
01-10-2003, 00:22
17 nukes (just to be safe)
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:25
good idea.
damnit. someone counterbid.
Goobergunchia
01-10-2003, 00:27
18 missiles. (meaning half of our stockpile...we are a peaceful nation.)
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:31
bump
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:33
bumpity
01-10-2003, 00:35
19
01-10-2003, 00:37
We'll offer you the Nova Cannon and 25 rounds for it, its basicly a railgun modified to launch nukes on an intercept course *slingshot around the moon* to strike nearly anywhere on the planet, not any more effective than a normal nuke, but nothin says lovin like a cone of nuclear fire knocking on your door.

*treat this as a bid for 25 nukes and bragging rights*
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:37
highest bidder in ten minutes wins.
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:38
We'll offer you the Nova Cannon and 25 rounds for it, its basicly a railgun modified to launch nukes on an intercept course *slingshot around the moon* to strike nearly anywhere on the planet, not any more effective than a normal nuke, but nothin says lovin like a cone of nuclear fire knocking on your door.

*treat this as a bid for 25 nukes and bragging rights*
too young. you can't.
01-10-2003, 00:40
computer is being a Nazi
brb with the nation bidding
don't sell it
Automagfreek
01-10-2003, 00:41
45 fully operational ICBM's.
Taka
01-10-2003, 00:43
alright, nova cannon, 40 rounds of ammo, and 6 ICMBs with interchangable ABC warheads
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:44
Holy! :shock: auto has it. bidding closed early. final bids.
no novas please. nukes only
Automagfreek
01-10-2003, 00:45
Holy! :shock: auto has it. bidding closed early. final bids.

Heh! :)

Try not to misuse them though.
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:48
Automagfreek wins!!
congratulations. you now have the honor of being able to say "shut up. you're my lake" to Jono Land whenever he posts. Please ship my nukes.
Mef
01-10-2003, 00:48
Jono Lake is worth 1/16th of an ICBM's rocket fuel
01-10-2003, 00:49
but it has such a pretty green glow!
Automagfreek
01-10-2003, 00:49
Jono Lake is worth 1/16th of an ICBM's rocket fuel

On the contrary: Lake Jono will be used as a dumping ground for toxic and nuclear wastes. We are still debating on wether or not to make it an actual landfill.

Arribastan: They're on the way. Do not misuse them.
Goobergunchia
01-10-2003, 00:50
Jono Lake is worth 1/16th of an ICBM's rocket fuel

Tourism profits...
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:50
but it has such a pretty green glow! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Taka
01-10-2003, 00:50
out of frustration the Takian Fleet will be launching nova cannon nukes at a random unihabited planet.
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:51
Jono Lake is worth 1/16th of an ICBM's rocket fuel

On the contrary: Lake Jono will be used as a dumping ground for toxic and nuclear wastes. We are still debating on wether or not to make it an actual landfill.

Arribastan: They're on the way. Do not misuse them.
okay. Jono was my only target.he's been pissing everyone off.
Langham
01-10-2003, 00:51
out of frustration the Takian Fleet will be launching nova cannon nukes at a random unihabited planet.Wow, don't wanna get you mad.
Automagfreek
01-10-2003, 00:51
he's been pissing everyone off.

He's my bitch now.
01-10-2003, 00:52
Fake IC:

Acts like Jono-Land

The lake dries up, and gripper claws come out, stretch around the planet, and steal the nukes.
Taka
01-10-2003, 00:54
out of frustration the Takian Fleet will be launching nova cannon nukes at a random unihabited planet.Wow, don't wanna get you mad.

as it happens, the High PRince is a fan of night fishing, and a lake that produces glow in the dark fish would be perfect for his needs.
01-10-2003, 00:54
he's been pissing everyone off.

He's my bitch now.

If he misbehaves and starts with his godmod shit, bitchslap the hell out if him.
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:54
Fake IC:

Acts like Jono-Land

The lake dries up, and gripper claws come out, stretch around the planet, and steal the nukes.
I have a population of 595 million. i'm a resurrected nation.
Goobergunchia
01-10-2003, 00:54
out of frustration the Takian Fleet will be launching nova cannon nukes at a random unihabited planet.

*watches the planet of Tuckitenik disintegrate*
Automagfreek
01-10-2003, 00:55
If he misbehaves and starts with his godmod shit, bitchslap the hell out if him.

How can he act up? Lakes can't talk.
01-10-2003, 00:55
haha :lol:
Langham
01-10-2003, 01:16
If he misbehaves and starts with his godmod shit, bitchslap the hell out if him.

How can he act up? Lakes can't talk.Knowing Jono, the lake will probably sprout wings, legs, and a mouth and fly off to raise hell.
Goobergunchia
01-10-2003, 01:22
If he misbehaves and starts with his godmod shit, bitchslap the hell out if him.

How can he act up? Lakes can't talk.Knowing Jono, the lake will probably sprout wings, legs, and a mouth and fly off to raise hell.

You really think he'd move his nation there? :lol:
Langham
01-10-2003, 01:25
If he misbehaves and starts with his godmod shit, bitchslap the hell out if him.

How can he act up? Lakes can't talk.Knowing Jono, the lake will probably sprout wings, legs, and a mouth and fly off to raise hell.

You really think he'd move his nation there? :lol:I'm sure he would. Afterall, he just might have a huge drill to drill into the ground and take shelter from all the enemies. People need refuge or a safe haven somehow.:lol:
15-11-2003, 04:16
here is the first auction o flake jono lands