NationStates Jolt Archive

We are looking for the most effective biological, chemical, and possibly nuclear weapons ever created. We are willing to pay a large sum of money.

We promise to use these weapons only as a last resort. Since we are young and have primitive weapons, this is the best way to defend our country against "bully" nations.

Make your offers.

Best way to defend yourselfs from assholes without WMD((Cause then other assholes will bitch at you))..is to join alliances or make some good allies.

Or James Bond.

*debates selling WMD's to a nation that young* I think not. Try again in a few weeks. I just don't know enough about your tendancies to just sell em to you yet. They are a great deterrant for wars though.

I can assure all skeptical nations that we are very hesitant to use WMD, but if our nation cannot defend itself against an attack the conventional way, then we would be forced to use WMD.

Believe me when I say this is merely a method of defense.

You need ICBMs, Cruise missiles, or bombs?

You need ICBMs, Cruise missiles, or bombs?

Preferably ICBMs.

Do they come with the nuclear, chemical, or biological substances?

I don't have any ICBM's with chem or bio, I only use the chem rounds in artillery and the bio in bombs. I'll sell you up to 20 SS-25 Sickle ICBMs for 50 million USD each.

I don't have any ICBM's with chem or bio, I only use the chem rounds in artillery and the bio in bombs. I'll sell you up to 20 SS-25 Sickle ICBMs for 50 million USD each.

Let's see...

I believe our current economy could support 5 of these Sickle ICBMs.

We will purchase 5.

$250 million wired.

Being loaded onto ships now, they come with free TELs for mobile launching ability.

http://www.atominfo.org/photos/rosja/ss25_tel_m.jpg

Thank you. This is very much appreciated.

-- Emperor Wedge Jones

No problem.

We are still willing to buy any biological or chemical substances you may have to offer.

Points Dawgs Land towards the chemistry, biosceince and life science department of his universities and then nods towards his small but well performing peterochemical/pharmaceutical industry.

Chemical and basic Bio weapons aren't that difficult to setup and produce, after all the recipes can no doubt be found on the internet, of course you don't need to go for traditional weapons, imagine how much fun a LSD ICBM would be...

Of course, utilizing Biological or Chemical weapons is against MANY treaties, and would cause harsh retributions by foreign nations.

OOC:

That and ICBMs have the tendency to attract other ICBMs into your country. :roll:

*mumbling* Pro-Nuclear, future Tyranicle, Cynicle, insane dictatorship...

*Stop mumbling* Isn't it against some UN treaty to sell ICBMs to such a small, and unstable government?

Like I said this is only a defense measure, as in I'll be the one fired at first.

I see the future collapse of your state due to a reliance on Nuclear Arms. There are more peacefull ways of deteering invasions...

ooc:

Wrong nation, Rebman is me.

I see the future collapse of your state due to a reliance on Nuclear Arms. There are more peacefull ways of deteering invasions...

I've been here since April so I know what I'm doing.

You're one day old what could you possibly know?

I've been here since August, this nation is just 1 day old...

There's still more peacefull ways of doing things then building up Nuclear Arms...

And no, your nation can't collapse in this game, but most nations that rely on Nuclear Arms in real life, have collapsed. Soviet Union, as an example...

Sir, as a puppet of Aquilla, a respected customer of Feere, I heartily recoomend to you his WMD store. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40955&start=0)

*Stop mumbling* Isn't it against some UN treaty to sell ICBMs to such a small, and unstable government?
Think I give a damn about the UN?

*mumbling* Pro-Nuclear, future Tyranicle, Cynicle, insane dictatorship...

*Stop mumbling* Isn't it against some UN treaty to sell ICBMs to such a small, and unstable government?

We have engaged in attacks of more than 5 UN nation since 1963, when we first joined the UN.

Besides, who is going to stop us? The UN is just a dummy.

That's why we're not in it, and why we discriminate against UN reporters, in actuallity we have world benchmark polit. freedoms. :P and low crime.

We have acquired a sample of anthrax from the black market and we are beginning research into reproduction of the anthrax.

The research is expected to cost a few million dollars and should take around 6 months (12 hours RL).

We have a variety of chemical and biological munitions here:

http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/toxicvalley/heavy.html

http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/toxicvalley/images/synteclogo.JPG

We'll take 1,000 gallons of Deviator Gas.

I believe that is 250,000 USD?

Yes. We thank you for your business. The shipment will arrive in 1 NS day.

Excellent. Money has been wired.

Thank you. Maybe we will do business again sometime in the future.

-- Emperor Wedge Jones