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in classic bumplords' style, where going to pounce like a cat with A.D.D. and attack someone.

*pounces*

war on jono land.
reason:him being stupid and making a 'bimp weapon'.

IC crap next post

in classic bumplords' style, where going to pounce like a cat with A.D.D. and attack someone.

*pounces*

war on jono land.
reason:him being stupid and making a 'bimp weapon'.

IC crap next post

OOC:We give bumplords a pat on the back for a wise decision. We also recommend carpet nuking for this particular 'person'.

in classic bumplords' style, where going to pounce like a cat with A.D.D. and attack someone.

*pounces*

war on jono land.
reason:him being stupid and making a 'bimp weapon'.

IC crap next post
i hope to god you mean "blimp."
however, i can't fault you reasoning.
can i join the invasion? :twisted:

What a waste of time, leave the doof alone.

Joseph Stalin of UD
http://www.angelfire.com/games/silex/images/stalin.jpg

in classic bumplords' style, where going to pounce like a cat with A.D.D. and attack someone.

*pounces*

war on jono land.
reason:him being stupid and making a 'bimp weapon'.

IC crap next post
i hope to god you mean "blimp."
however, i can't fault you reasoning.
can i join the invasion? :twisted:

lol. yes, blimp.

yes, you can.

wheeehaaa! let the war begin.
no nukes, i wanna overrun this little @$$hole

I saw we just give him a lesson.

He seems like an idiot, but I'm not sure that warrants full invasion.

If you guys know his military assets, I'll see if it makes sense for Nauruan Districts to join in. :twisted:

Jono Land sends in 10 Kamikazees to the 5 biggest cities in the attakcers, and the 5 biggest armed forces

Let his puny nation feel the wrath of
Me

Or

ME

Your pick...

Seeing as the reasoning for the attacks are completeley out of wack, the USSUD is condemning these actions.

Joseph Stalin of UD
http://www.angelfire.com/games/silex/images/stalin.jpg

you're stupid balloon bombs don't even make sense

yes they do they're filled with hydrogen and explode on their targets.

OH! BOY! EXPLODING BOMBS! Thats so much better than what we have!

yes they do they're filled with hydrogen and explode on their targets.Yes but they move very slow and first hit would blow them up...

scramble 25 su-37 fighters. all are armed with air to air missles to shoot down balloons. sams readied
forces, stand by to invade.

no they move quite fast they have 10 500,000 pounds of thrust engines, so thats 5 million pounds of thrust so they move at mach 2

Because it is allways good for soldiers to get some real-combat experience, Clairmont will send a smallish expeditionary force to help brining the idiot down and bringing sanity back to the world. Expect an attack from three brigades of ACS infantry, two SheVa guns, 5 squadrons of aircraft, two armored brigades and two divisions of Clairmont Marines.

Have a nice day.

yes they do they're filled with hydrogen and explode on their targets.
did u know the hindenberg killed like 4 out of the 100 something passengers? get a life. (i am impressed you know what the hindenberg was, though.) :lol:

Leave the noob alone. Such unprovoked attacks are totally out of question. Attack and taste my wrath.

Leave the noob alone. Such unprovoked attacks are totally out of question. Attack and taste my wrath.

yes they do they're filled with hydrogen and explode on their targets.

hydrogen doesn't explode when they "pop," it needs to be ignited by a flame or electrical charge.

and hydrogen isn't that great for creating force that would topple buildings either; it would just make a BIG flame... Any decently made building would live through such an attack.

no they move quite fast they have 10 500,000 pounds of thrust engines, so thats 5 million pounds of thrust so they move at mach 2see here sonny boy. Thrust enginges creaste a massive amount of heat and if they movd at amch 2 they would burn throught whatever armor the blimps have and ignite the hydrogen.

10 F-100B's and 5 F-200B's are scrambled to intercept these "party ballons." Specs are below.

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no they move quite fast they have 10 500,000 pounds of thrust engines, so thats 5 million pounds of thrust so they move at mach 2
OOC: Su-37's are faster.
IC:
Secratary: Mr president, Jono land has launched some balloons that will explode if they hit the ground.
President: ICBMs, standby for launch. IF ONE OF THOSE HITS US, NUKE HIM. I DONT CARE WHAT I SAID TO THE PRESS, KILL HIM, MAKE HIS COUNTRY A LAKE LIKE NEROLANDS.

5 F-22s have also been scrambled to destroy the, in the pilot's words, "Fart Balloons"

[quote=Jono Land]no they move quite fast they have 10 500,000 pounds of thrust engines, so thats 5 million pounds of thrust so they move at mach 2see here sonny boy. Thrust enginges creaste a massive amount of heat and if they movd at amch 2 they would burn throught whatever armor the blimps have and ignite the hydrogen!!!!

[quote=Jono Land]no they move quite fast they have 10 500,000 pounds of thrust engines, so thats 5 million pounds of thrust so they move at mach 2see here sonny boy. Thrust enginges creaste a massive amount of heat and if they movd at amch 2 they would burn throught whatever armor the blimps have and ignite the hydrogen!!!!
thank you. i don't think he'll get the point though. :?

the kamakazies were ecorted by 600 F-35s they quickly shoot down the enimy aircraft, while losing 27 and pull out as the kamakzies explode on their tragets causing mass damage.

Whoops. It seems as thought blimps blew up as the took off.....

that's it

you're an idiot jono land

we're sending our stealth corvette to attack whatever "factories" are building these "super balloons" with Tomahawks, a.k.a. a real weapon

Well, time to fight godmod with godmod. Teh, I s7nd a kajilion n00kes and blo up you netion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, this is stupid. You can't have 600 planes at 500 million. The US doesn't have 600 fighters... I'd like to see you pay for the maintenace of these planes.

The king makes a plan for the attack:

"Sir,he....hes sending godmoding balloons at us!"

"...The sick bastard. OK, its go time"

"As the balloons are destroyed by allies. Nuke him."

the kamakazies were ecorted by 600 F-35s they quickly shoot down the enimy aircraft, while losing 27 and pull out as the kamakzies explode on their tragets causing mass damage.
OOC: dumfuck. you don't have any. i'll fire my ignore cannon and carpet nuke you.
IC:
President: fire missiles!
20 ICBMs streak through the sky, followed by 20 more, followed by 20 more. B-2s prepare for a nighttime bombing mission. payload: Incenidary bombs and anything else needed after sattellites confirm amount of damage.

The Prime Minister of Comdidia sits in his office watching the fireworks with popcorn.
"I Love wars"

no they move quite fast they have 10 500,000 pounds of thrust engines, so thats 5 million pounds of thrust so they move at mach 2

what are they made off so that they can withstand that sort of speed.

you do realize that X-1 had to be specially designed to go Mach 1 let alone a blimp going Mach 2

Jesus christ you are idiotic.

OOC: another thing Jono Land. DONT EVER DECLARE MY LOSSES. THAT IS GODMODDING.

the kamakazies were ecorted by 600 F-35s they quickly shoot down the enimy aircraft, while losing 27 and pull out as the kamakzies explode on their tragets causing mass damage.


your too small to have 600, ass.

whats an enimy,ass?

whats a traget.....ass?

I join in the attack. 10 Ohio Class Nuclear Submarines, each armed to the teeth with 24 Trident C4 Missles, unleash all of their missiles at Jono Land. Also, B-52s have been sent with Tomahawk cruise missles, along with missile cruisers with Tomahawks. 10 Hat Trick Heavy Destruction ICBM's have been launched, each with a devastating effect more than any modern ICBM. Along with them, 20 Neutron Pulse ICBMs go along with them.

150 F-62 Dark Raven Advanced Interceptors quickly mop up the much slower and cumbersome F-35's and then use the "Ass Blasters" for target practice.

Seizing the moment, 2000 Marines of the 1st Army are dispatched in three staggered waves of MV-32 Pave Dashers, escorted by 4 AL-52 Dragons, and 12 F-35s.

They head for the B-1052 production facilities.

aren't my nukes enough? :D

After the nuclear assault, the 324th and 270th Armored Combat Suit brigades set down on Jono Land and start mopping up the left-overs.

After losing no fighters on the ballon blowup run, Weekendlazyness's F-100B's and F-200B's suddenly turn around and clear the airspace, with a transmission to all friendly aircraft: "Clear the airspace if you don't want any radiation poisoning, please. You have twenty minutes."

Twenty minutes later, a dot appears in the sky. A sonic boom is heard, and the dot grows bigger. It is identified as an TSW-10 ICBM carrining a nuclear payload targeted at Jono Land's capital. Less than a minute later, the weapon hits the target, causing mass destruction.

much better. 8)

The engines are on metal poles away from the blimp and all 10 blimps just exploded, causing mass destruction 200 Su-34s are on stadby to kamakzie the ICBMs

After losing no fighters on the ballon blowup run, Weekendlazyness's F-100B's and F-200B's suddenly turn around and clear the airspace, with a transmission to all friendly aircraft: "Clear the airspace if you don't want any radiation poisoning, please. You have twenty minutes."

Twenty minutes later, a dot appears in the sky. A sonic boom is heard, and the dot grows bigger. It is identified as an TSW-10 ICBM carrining a nuclear payload targeted at Jono Land's capital. Less than a minute later, the weapon hits the target, causing mass destruction.
Note: This is done to just to make sure there were no surving officials.

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can i own this radioactive lake? :D

did u know the hindenberg killed like 4 out of the 100 something passengers? get a life. (i am impressed you know what the hindenberg was, though.)
And the ones who died were the ones who jumped out in panic...hydrogen doesn't burn without oxygen. And the covering on the outside of the plastic burned upwards, as all things do.

Oh yeah, just so you know, you'd have to let out all the hydrogen to get them to land.

Have a nice day :D .

can i own this radioactive lake? :D
I guess, we don't want it.

Hmmm, Can I buy half the lake!?!

200 Su-34?! Those are some of the most expensive planes! Also, planes can't go as fast as missiles, dumbass...

10 L.A. class attaack subs head toward the Ohio class subs and fire each 50 torpedos at each of them they return to base

The engines are on metal poles away from the blimp and all 10 blimps just exploded, causing mass destruction 200 Su-34s are on stadby to kamakzie the ICBMs
Oh, and that ICBM of mine moves at Mach 25. I doubt you'd be able to catch it.
Plus, a detonation in the atmosphere would result in more damage to your nation.

The engines are on metal poles away from the blimp and all 10 blimps just exploded, causing mass destruction 200 Su-34s are on stadby to kamakzie the ICBMs

You sir, are an idiot.


A lone figure walks through the ashes of a once quiet nation. He steps over the broken dreams, the shattered hopes, looking for signs of life.

Movement.

He turns to look at the pathetic creature coming up from the ground. It is obviously in pain.

So He walks over and kills the little POS.

Because He is God, and He does not tolerate a race of Godmoders!

http://www.earth-history.com/_images/GOD.jpg
IGNORED

The engines are on metal poles away from the blimp and all 10 blimps just exploded, causing mass destruction 200 Su-34s are on stadby to kamakzie the ICBMs

ok, they are far away from the blimp, and moving with that much thrust, how are these "poles" strong enough to hold the engines on?

and a ICBM moves roughly at 15,000mph
good luck Kamizazeing that

the missles exploded over you due to the kamakazie Su-34 causing radiation to spread all over you. The blimps caused mass destruction to you or you are go modding

10 L.A. class attaack subs head toward the Ohio class subs and fire each 50 torpedos at each of them they return to base
my orion p-3s flying patrol over the ohios drop torpedos on your LAs

10 L.A. class attaack subs head toward the Ohio class subs and fire each 50 torpedos at each of them they return to base

Ummm... I don't think L.A class subs can hold 50 torpedos...

10 L.A. class attaack subs head toward the Ohio class subs and fire each 50 torpedos at each of them they return to base

Ummm... I don't think L.A class subs can hold 50 torpedos...

kinda hard to fire 50 at once with only 4 torpedo tubes(or is it 8 i can never remember)

the missles exploded over you due to the kamakazie Su-34 causing radiation to spread all over you. The blimps caused mass destruction to you or you are go modding
retard. you are like 4 days old. how do you own a single one. we are just curious. and if you refer me to your acid selling thread, you've already spent it all like 8 times over.
I, however am a resurrected nation with a population of 595 million. (i think i am june/july. not sure)

the L.A. subs launch anti air missle although one is lost due to increasing its sound the ohios as well as the planes are destroyed m ost likly

the missles exploded over you due to the kamakazie Su-34 causing radiation to spread all over you. The blimps caused mass destruction to you or you are go modding
retard. you are like 4 days old. how do you own a single one. we are just curious. and if you refer me to your acid selling thread, you've already spent it all like 8 times over.

anyone here think this is Arcel back from the dead?

the missles exploded over you due to the kamakazie Su-34 causing radiation to spread all over you. The blimps caused mass destruction to you or you are go modding

1.no. and no.

the missles exploded over you due to the kamakazie Su-34 causing radiation to spread all over you. The blimps caused mass destruction to you or you are go modding

WTF, first you say you will use Su-34 for kamizake to destroy our missles, but now you say you turned them on us. Inconsistent, tsk, tsk, tsk...

donatons

the L.A. subs launch anti air missle although one is lost due to increasing its sound the ohios as well as the planes are destroyed m ost likly

L.A. Subs don't have SAMs...

the missles exploded over you due to the kamakazie Su-34 causing radiation to spread all over you. The blimps caused mass destruction to you or you are go modding
Um, yes... :roll:

The 2000 marines disembark around the facility, and under cover-fire from the MV-32s, they begin to systematically destroy the facilities. Meanwhile, the Al-52s fire on all targets of oppurtunity nearby.

Within 5 minutes, all the Marines were on teh ground firing 10-mm rounds into anything that moved that wasn't McLeodian.

donatons

what are donatons? are they a pastry related to the donut?

the missles exploded over you due to the kamakazie Su-34 causing radiation to spread all over you. The blimps caused mass destruction to you or you are go modding

1) Fighters cant catch ICBM's. From re-entry the flight time to the ground is so low that you dont have time to intercept them. Also, are you saying that your SU-34's came to the airspace of the countries that launched the ICBM's, magically avoiding anti-air and then somehow catching the ICBM's and ramming them? Talk about godmodding.
2) How the hell can the blimps cause any destruction at all if they were intercepted far before they even reached the airspace of any of the countries you tried to send them against?

IC:

The Corporal inside his Armored Combat Suit gazed at the nuked city view. The area was radioactive but that was a minor nuisance to a person inside an ACS suit. They were slightly outside the capitol with his unit and the resistance had been non-existant. A few lunatics had tried to ran at them wildly and do a kamikaze attack but those unfortunate fools had been shot before they had time to yell their battlecry.

Yup, this land was sure fu**ed up allright.

the L.A. subs launch anti air missle although one is lost due to increasing its sound the ohios as well as the planes are destroyed m ost likly
okay. your subs all run away and still have time to fire missles. i think not.
by the way, while you're godmodding, try your way out of this. I had ten, but they dropped 90 torpedos each with special homing seekers and yours are probably all dead. I modified my p-3s. all but one p-3 got away.

donatons

what are donatons? are they a pastry related to the donut?
more to the point, tell me who gave you them.

ooc: Jonoland... I hate you. I hate you so very, very much. Please stop godmodding. At least Nerolands appologized to us all!

ic: Artitsa cannot stand idly by while this travesty against Jonoland occurs! We are deploying 150 TU-160 Bombers, 450 SS-201 Bombers (my own design, equivilant to a B-52 only cooler!), 60 RB-225 Bombers, 650 SS-101 Divebombers, and any other bombers we can scrounge up to bomb the crap out of you. Of course this will cost close to a Trillion dollars to mobalize this force, we see this as nessisary and have been saving up for something like this. Enjoy the Several Hundred bombers flying your way. I see no point in an escort as your airforce doesn't exist, and my SS-101s could take care of it, but I will send 150 SU-34's. Thank you, have a nice day.

OOC: Clairmont - :D

IC: Off the coast of Jono Land, a roaring sound could be heard coming fromt he sea. A large buble of air moved closer to the Jono Land submarines, and it began to slow, then disappear completely. In its place was agracfeully curved ship, birstling with arrays and turrets.

Beneath the ship, smaller super-cavitating submarine fighters could be seen deploying.

The sub-fighters drew into formation, then turned towards the out-dated Los Angeles class submarines, torpedos locked, cannons approaching optimum range.

The Monitor had arrived.

old tuting land distributes pickles and olives to the jono land troops
long live jono land

ooc: Jonoland... I hate you. I hate you so very, very much. Please stop godmodding. At least Nerolands appologized to us all!

ic: Artitsa cannot stand idly by while this travesty against Jonoland occurs! We are deploying 150 TU-160 Bombers, 450 SS-201 Bombers (my own design, equivilant to a B-52 only cooler!), 60 RB-225 Bombers, 650 SS-101 Divebombers, and any other bombers we can scrounge up to bomb the crap out of you. Of course this will cost close to a Trillion dollars to mobalize this force, we see this as nessisary and have been saving up for something like this. Enjoy the Several Hundred bombers flying your way. I see no point in an escort as your airforce doesn't exist, and my SS-101s could take care of it, but I will send 150 SU-34's. Thank you, have a nice day.

So are you for us or against us?

McLeod :roll: thats overkill. You could have just run over the damn subs with the Monitor or simply go past at high enough speed for them to sink. Hell a single squadron of Chimaeras could have handled them.

OOC: Clairmont - :D

IC: Off the coast of Jono Land, a roaring sound could be heard coming fromt he sea. A large buble of air moved closer to the Jono Land submarines, and it began to slow, then disappear completely. In its place was agracfeully curved ship, birstling with arrays and turrets.

Beneath the ship, smaller super-cavitating submarine fighters could be seen deploying.

The sub-fighters drew into formation, then turned towards the out-dated Los Angeles class submarines, torpedos locked, cannons approaching optimum range.

The Monitor had arrived.
Beuatiful. 8)

The president has announced that anyone heard using the name "Jono Land" will be tortured with our new torture device until death.
In addition, naming any of his puppets will result in the same treatment. (government officials are exempt of course.)

Read the ooc comment. Im obviously against Jonoland and with you guys.

Oops. Hehe. There's nothing to see here, please move on.

old tuting land distributes pickles and olives to the jono land troops
long live jono land
guess where this puppet is from. The Anti Harakian Pact. TA-DA!

ooc: Jonoland... I hate you. I hate you so very, very much. Please stop godmodding. At least Nerolands appologized to us all!

ic: Artitsa cannot stand idly by while this travesty against Jonoland occurs! We are deploying 150 TU-160 Bombers, 450 SS-201 Bombers (my own design, equivilant to a B-52 only cooler!), 60 RB-225 Bombers, 650 SS-101 Divebombers, and any other bombers we can scrounge up to bomb the crap out of you. Of course this will cost close to a Trillion dollars to mobalize this force, we see this as nessisary and have been saving up for something like this. Enjoy the Several Hundred bombers flying your way. I see no point in an escort as your airforce doesn't exist, and my SS-101s could take care of it, but I will send 150 SU-34's. Thank you, have a nice day.
So are you for us or against us?

JONO LAND HAS NO PUPPETS!
Notes Haverton = Jono Land.
Haverton is on our side. i think :?:

Oh. Anyway, 10 Georgia Subs have been dispatched to patrol incase Jono Land survived.

OOC:

Clairmont: Yeah true, but its less fun thatn utterly destroying his ENTIRE fleet in one fell swoop.

WeekendLazyness: Cheers


IC:

The sub-fighters released their torpedos, then broke formation, splitting into flights of three, and establishing postins on the flanks fo the Monitor.

On the front of the battlecarrier, 24 torpedo tubes slid open, and from each an MST-3 Super-Cavitating torpedo was launched at the survivng L.As.

Once the explosions had cleared, the Raptors and Chimaeras swept in, guns blazing, strafing the submarines until their work was done.

As they fighters broke off and returned to the Monitor, a lone Chimaera waited over the wrecked L.As, then dipped his wings in silent salute to the men sent out to fight by their ridiculously stupid government, before turning and heading home once more.

OH! My mistake.

Once again only one sub has been lossed do to increacing its sound

Once again only one sub has been lossed do to increacing its sound

You do understand the concept of active sonar dont you? L.A Class subs cant hide from active sonar and when something the size of a Monitor has you detected on active sonar, you are dead. Now stop the fucking godmodding and perhaps there is a little bit of dignity left to save yourself.

<With nothing left of Jono Land, the N.S. Pleasant Island does some target practice on lone buildings that survived the nuclear holocaust there. Needless to say, there wasn't much left.>

for the lake auction, look here
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76558

haha, jono land lost everything

haha :lol:

<With nothing left of Jono Land, the N.S. Pleasant Island does some target practice on lone buildings that survived the nuclear holocaust there. Needless to say, there wasn't much left.>
hey, no bombing my lake.

no man, I wasn't bombing... I was clearing space

The N.S. Pleasant Island is returning to dock back at Nauru because the conflict is over at Lake Jono.

Once again(,) only one sub has been lossed(lost) do(due) to increacing(increasing) its sound(.)

Increasing the sound would make it stand out more, you dolt.

not sure if this is the first or second war on Jono land