30-09-2003, 15:52
My currency made for some pretty funny options.
"We must increase foreign aid," says beaded local peace activist Clint McAlpin. "Compared to some of these nations, Epidemia is swimming in flatulance and farts. Let's face it, not every nation in the world is lucky enough to have a government like ours. Let's show some compassion to our less economically gifted neighbors."
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"Talk about a way to flush flatulance and farts straight down the toilet," argues Think Tank member Al Chicago. "What I've noticed is that whenever we do give something, it's never enough: a few years later they're back asking for more. The best way to help these poor nations is to stop shielding them from the logical consequences of their idiotic, long-debunked socialist economic policies."
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"Relief wouldn't hurt us... if we 'relieved' the right countries," suggests government advisor Sue-Ann Fellow. "We give them a little humanitarian aid, they give us access to their Trout Farming markets... it's win-win. Nothing wrong with a little quid pro quo, especially for a good cause."
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BTW I selected the third option.
"We must increase foreign aid," says beaded local peace activist Clint McAlpin. "Compared to some of these nations, Epidemia is swimming in flatulance and farts. Let's face it, not every nation in the world is lucky enough to have a government like ours. Let's show some compassion to our less economically gifted neighbors."
[Accept]
"Talk about a way to flush flatulance and farts straight down the toilet," argues Think Tank member Al Chicago. "What I've noticed is that whenever we do give something, it's never enough: a few years later they're back asking for more. The best way to help these poor nations is to stop shielding them from the logical consequences of their idiotic, long-debunked socialist economic policies."
[Accept]
"Relief wouldn't hurt us... if we 'relieved' the right countries," suggests government advisor Sue-Ann Fellow. "We give them a little humanitarian aid, they give us access to their Trout Farming markets... it's win-win. Nothing wrong with a little quid pro quo, especially for a good cause."
[Accept]
BTW I selected the third option.