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Jono Land answering questions about B-1052

30-09-2003, 00:33
All questions will be answered, if one stumps me JOno Land will stopt eh project and pay the stumper a billion
30-09-2003, 00:35
What's the bypass ratio of the engines?
*or*
What's the aspect ratio of the wings?
Autonomous City-states
30-09-2003, 00:38
Where is its aerodynamic center located?
Where is its center of gravity located?
What is the plane's static margin?
imported_Ell
30-09-2003, 00:57
What is the amount of vortxial lift generated when flying subsonically? Transonically?
Autonomous City-states
30-09-2003, 01:28
I wonder if they will concede defeat, as the technical questions pertaining to the B-1052 itself have not been answered yet...
New Genoa
30-09-2003, 02:31
Modalert... thread officially hijacked... the algebraic terrorists have struck again.
Cogitation
30-09-2003, 12:12
Personally, I find some of the responses amusing. However, rules are rules and they have to be followed and enforced.

Deliberate topic hijacking is not allowed, this includes the roleplay topics of notorious godmodders or former godmodders (and I don't know which is the case, here). If this becomes a pattern, I will start issuing official warnings.

The split topics can be found here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76377).

iSplit.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Forum Moderator
30-09-2003, 14:48
Four questions:

1. How can a plane the roughly the size of a normal B-52 carry 16 engines and 24 Daisy Cutters without snapping in two?

2. Where are you gonna rip out a billion dollars to whoever asks a question you can't answer (so far everyone) while your country's destroyed and your population in hiding?

3. How can you BUILD the damn thing while your country's destroyed and your population in hiding?

4. Why, if you are Jono Land, are you using the name Refs? Seems to provide evidence for our point of your 8 allies being puppets...

Ok, so only 1 and 3 we're related on the B-1052, but I'm sure this guy's stumped anyway. Also, I'd like to point out how funny it is that he posts one thread, answers the critics for a while, then abruptly stops answering, and a bit later posts a new topic, despite people proving earlier how none he's claiming is possible.
30-09-2003, 14:55
How can a plane the size of a B-52 carry suchweapons. A B-52 cannot carry a single dasiy cuter and the only planes that can are trasnporters such as the C-130.
30-09-2003, 14:56
A B-52 cannot carry a single dasiy cuter

I thought it could carry one.

EDIT: Ah, I was wrong. The MC-130 carries daisy cutters. :oops:
30-09-2003, 15:04
How can a plane the size of a B-52 carry suchweapons. A B-52 cannot carry a single dasiy cuter and the only planes that can are trasnporters such as the C-130.

Well actually, Jono Land/Refs claims that the plane's twice as wide and twice as tall as a normal B-52, which makes me wonder what kind of shrooms they eat over in Jono La... I mean the decimated population that is hiding in GeForce 4's country without him knowing it.
I think he made this claim as a blunder. First he said the "twice as" bit, and later Kahta asked how a gigantic plane like that can exist, to which he answered by saying "It's as long as a standard B-52!" Actually, that kind of a plane could be possible... with Photoshop.
30-09-2003, 15:38
Where is the planes center of gravity?

How much does each engine weigh?

What is its wingspan?

How large is its slipstream?

How long a runway does it require?

Does it have any weapons other than the Daisy Cutters?

How are such long wings supported?

Do you relaize that with the comination of, what was it, 12 engines, I belive, that you would have to have a wingspan in the area of a half a mile?

Do you relaize that simply nuking a country would be cheaper, more effective, and a better value?

Why dont you make the plane a little wider and a little taller, and a lot longer, instead of turning it into a flying pancake thing?

How much fuel does it carry?

How much does it use on takeoff?

What is its maximum speed?

What is its acceleration speed?(0-60 in ??? second/minutes/hours)

What is its turning speed?


All perfectly logical questions...well, mostly.
30-09-2003, 15:55
The B-52 itself has 8 engines...why would 12 engines require half a mile? Just stick a third engine nacelle onto each engine pod. (Right, just make all new engine pods with three spaces - that's easier.)

Cheers,
Guapo
01-10-2003, 00:29
Actualy, engines the size Jono plans on would, I belive he wanted 500,000lbs of thrust from each, so, the engines would be about the size of the bombs.
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 00:32
All questions will be answered, if one stumps me JOno Land will stopt eh project and pay the stumper a billion
do you mean Lake Jono? his specs are here.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76558