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Over the last few days my glorious nation, The Theocracy of Anti-Funitism has recieved several disturbing communications from the Socialist States of Geweher. These transmissions have detailed that Geweher wishes to stir up conflict with our regime because of a greed, the Arch-Enemy wishes only to take the land that the Vascilian League has worked so hard to preserve. The County will stand defiantly in the face of Colonial Aggression, we will stop at nothing preserve our Culture and Heritage for the future generations of Vascilians...never again will our people be ruled over by Earthers we would sooner die than allow such a thing to happen again.

The Vascilian League are leaders in many fields, The Confederacy of Noriegania their arms industry, DVR with its basket weaving, Tannelorn with its glorious beef industry, and The Theocracy of Anti-Funitism for its mastery of the art of war! no Earthers will be left alive on Mars when this conflict is done...

In response to this affront the Entirety of the Anti-Funitist Defence Forces(AFDF) will be mobilized in the defense of our society, 15% of the population, 60 million men and women with the most high tech weaponry Mars has ever seen.

Death to the Foriegn Colonials!, MARS FOR MARTIANS!

never again will our people be ruled over by Earthers we would sooner die than allow such a thing to happen again.

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no Earthers will be left alive on Mars when this conflict is done...

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Death to the Foriegn Colonials!, MARS FOR MARTIANS!

ooc: winces

IC: Mangala's Terran Affairs Liason took 6 advil, a stiff drink, and began to take and make phone calls. "No sir, let me assure you that Vascilia county does not speak for all of Mars... YES sir I am well aware of your leader's history on this subject..."

OOC:60 million from your nation alone? What are you going to equip them with? Sticks?
IC: Upon hearing this, hearty laughter could be heard from the Board Room of NGEN HQ.

OOC:60 million from your nation alone? What are you going to equip them with? Sticks?
IC: Upon hearing this, hearty laughter could be heard from the Board Room of NGEN HQ.

OOC: Well I reckon I would equip them with Norieganian weapons like Ive been doing for years, considering I have the 2,575th Largest Defence Force per capita and Ive been preparing for war since I started my nation I can equip them pretty well actually. 5-10% is the average for a diplomatic nations armed forces. Mine is far from that, we've been preparing for the Theocracies last war since its inception...Like Israel almost.

The US brought up 20 million troops during ww2 with a population of 140 million people. My Population has forced conscription and its 4 times larger than the US was at that point.

To avoid people flaming you I will be happy to sell you arms. What do you need the most, armor, artillery, small arms, trucks, etc?

Anti-Funitism has me all wrong. I see war mongering and the thirst of blood in his region, I merely want to spread it all around. I will not lie about my intentions, I want to start a huge war. Apparently, this will not happen, seeing how megalomaniacal Vascilia County is. He calls my economy bad! Hah! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Here are some telegrams he has sent:
So your cowardly tactics have lead you to this inevitable concourse? your region are simply to low on the food chain to even offer base level assistance to your allies in time of war.

You say Im a warmonger? Belem is the warmonger. Since his nation hit the Frightening economic level he has been starting wars at the drop of a hat, especially with nations who are weaker than him. Someone has to take a stand...you and your nation will be remembered through history as the cowards who remained neutral in this great stand for freedom, The Freedom to rule the way you wish to.

You and your weak minded people can stay huddled in your corner, waiting for the strong to defend you. Or you can take the initiative for your own defence. This conflict is for the greater good of all nations. Even your own.

***INCOMING TRANSMISSION***
From:AF, Vascilia County, Mars.
To:Geweher, The Nazi Deutschland Axis, Earth.
Subject:War?

"Geweher? you wish war with me? I recognize the fact that you are a member of the Nazi Deutschland Axis. I recognize that there are 48 member nations. But I also recognize that your nation is a piece of shit...you're broke, blinded by ridiculous ideals of racial superiority. I will have your ass Geweher...your weakling military will never stand before the might of the Theocracy of Anti-Funitism. The Vascilian League will blood itself on your nation. Your leaders carcass' will be displayed outside your burning parliament halls for your people to see, so they will know that their society is destroyed.

I have informed the New Jewish Alliance of your blatant act of agression, and even though Iam not a member of their movement I believe they will have a few choice words for you and your defunct region...Your policies and Ideals of been dead for years, I will see the re-emergence crushed beneath the treads of my tanks."

***END TRANSMISSION***

Do take note at these two excerpts:

You and your weak minded people can stay huddled in your corner, waiting for the strong to defend you.
I have informed the New Jewish Alliance of your blatant act of agression, and even though Iam not a member of their movement I believe they will have a few choice words for you and your defunct region...

...RAHAHAHAHA!

uh... whats going on here?


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Anti-Funitism is being a glorified cookie.

This will be a mediocre war at best.

One obvious child vs. someone a bit older and the same need to start a war to make one of them win and seem much stronger without any accomplishments. Japs would rule you both unwittingly were you not in space. Too much effort.

This will be a mediocre war at best.

One obvious child vs. someone a bit older and the same need to start a war to make one of them win and seem much stronger without any accomplishments. Japs would rule you both unwittingly were you not in space. Too much effort.

A child? Im a roleplayer...Im role playing a new Martian region with aspirations for Martian Dominance in the Solar System.

Gewehr wants to point out that I told the New Jewish alliance about what he did? HE WAS IN THE NAZI DEUTSCHLAND AXIS! I reckon if anyone wanted to get involved it would have been him.

I dont need weapons from the Macabee's I got an arms supplier, Noriegania is 787th best arms manufacturer and Im the 2,285th in the world. I can equip myself fine.

Actually this conflict literally came out of no where, I was having fun Role Playing with Roania and the other Martian Nations...Geweher is simply a side track.

Japann-
Vascilia County has an Earth nation, his nation is 'Der Vierten Reich'. If you want, some of my population has decided to stay on earth, and I'll let you go in and use them for food or something.

-clap clap clap- Congratulations, Anti-Funitism, you almost have it figured out!

Incoming Transmission, Federated Tannelorn Space Navy Flagship Manifest Destiny....Sender Prince Jan Alberecht, the Fist of mars.

"Greetings Betrayer, it has been a long time since any Diplomatic discussion between our two nations, and now it seems the time is long past for such reasonable means to end any disputes we once may have had." the holopict image of the Prince was of course as much for show as it was a real statement. Dressed Resplendently in his REAL leather longcoat, in a 17th century style, riding boots and Long hair tied back in a pony tail, he stood in an dramatic pose, cradling a cup of brandy in his left hand, a dataslate in his right. " you call us megalomaniacs, yet the only threatening actions we have made to anyone in the past have been to either Stop invasions of much weaker nations, as in the case of Zaibock vs Belem, or in aiding you against the aggression of the grassy knoll. In fact we aided you greatly conflict, saving thousands of your soldiers lives, at the cost of thousands of ours. Those whom come to mars, as colonists from earth, whose sole purpose is to enslave and rape our beautiful world shall not be tolerated, neither shall your aggressive acts. The entire might of the Federated Tannelorn Naval Marines, all 20 000 warriors and Support ships as well as equipment is now on full alert status, as is the entire Tannelorn Federated Space force. Under the Zodiac Alliance Freedom Treaty, which the military cooperation of the Vascilian league was founded on, we shall mobilise the entire might of the Vascilia county in this matter. If pressed, We will not hesitate to use our nuclear weapon in bringing about a lasting solution to this problem. For a Reddish pure mars!!!!!!!!!!!"


At the End of the Broadcast images are shown of dozens of large ships festooned with cannon and launch bays, with large rails in the nose section, flanked by many smaller turreted ships and over one thousand TVAF/TVBF fighter craft. Obviously an older Advertisement video, as it is dated three years ago. The message though is simple, we have this and more. A few moments of Black follow before another image is shown, in subtitles CASCADE nuclear array. A humongous dish, surrounded by what appear to be satelite radio dishes around it. At the front is a large conically shaped focusing array. A voice can be heard as the system starts to power up. " Magnetic containment field at full capacity, Fission charges loaded....Detonating....Releasing magnetic Containment, nuclear reactions increasing....Fire" At this a massive, wavering beam of X rays and Gamma Radiation is released and the camera angle switches to the ancient Federated Tannelorn HUB fleet base, just as the massive beam slices the 15km long asteroid in half. Information subtitles pass below the CASCADE array indicating that it was only at 56% of Nuclear charge capacity. The information starts to pass faster now, this was obviously intended for a tannelorn, as it passes by too quickly for non bio augmented humans to read properly, indicating that this system was originally intended to defend mars against meteor and Comet impacts...but neccessity is the mother of invention. It ends with the Tannelorn National Anthem, Warriors of the World by the ancient Earth band Man O war....

I dont believe it to be in Japann's best interest as a UN member and a Non-Space Nation to attack the allies of 12 Space Capable countries. None of you have the capability to stand up to the Combined Fleets of the Vascilian Nations...as it stands the County will not be drawn into a meaningless war by an old "Friend" such things are pointless and simply we dont have time to waste on such a poor nation...

We were friends once Geweher...but it was your choice to betray us, your choice to turn away your greatest allies in their time of need. As Tannelorn already stated, The Vascilian League lost thousands of our own troops while helping Geweher and the IMP fight their war against the TGK. But would the IMP help us in our endeavour? no. Geweher not only refused to help us, their greatest friends, but he also dissolved the alliance that bound our peoples together. That act alone led to the break up of his region and as a result The Vascilian League of Mars took on our true allies, The DVR, Pergatorio and Dagonas from the former region.

We in the County believe this only to be a jealous attempt at revenge, Geweher now fully knowing that he is but a follower, not suited to the role of leadership...for everytime he tried he has failed. He is Jealous of the Prosperity of our glorious Region and since it is just that, jealousy, that is why the Vascilian League will not pursue action against Geweher.

i declare war against Anti-Funitism (and ill prolly lose but im gonna try to kick some ass XD )

i declare war against Anti-Funitism (and ill prolly lose but im gonna try to kick some ass XD )

We are not the aggressors Liadiros, go home.

I'm Chief of Staff of the New Jewish Alliance and of the Gross Deutschland Alliance. I will protect Anti-Funitism with all the troops at my disposal. I have begun mobilization of the following:

5 million infantry (250 divisions, 125 korps), 10,000 tanks (20 Divisions, 5 Korps), 40,000 artillery (some 30,000 350mm Howitzers {with 30,000 trucks} and 10,000 Ferdinands Self Propelled).

All of this will be supported by 2 billion USD daily (NS daily) and by monthly shipments of 20 million gallons of petrol and 100 milliont tons of food.

50,000 trucks (plus the 30,000 artillery trucks) will be used as suppliers.

In one month it will be complete and sent to protect AF on his word.

I can burn both of you into pieces.

I use and present!!!!!


MY SPACE LASER POINTER!

Well, a big one, and it wont burn you guys, but it'll blind you guys!

Anti-Funitism-

This is not jealousy, this is for the good of the world. I have been monitering your region every now and then. Just why do you want to take over mars? This "reddish pure mars" your ally speaks of, is he meaning to make Mars racially pure? That sounds really familiar...

Is this modern or future? If future im out...

Back in the thirties and forties, some guy with a funny little moustache had similar motives for some country that was located in a continent north of Africa, and west from Asia. I forget what it's called and what the guy's name was, but I'm sure it was nothing important. Oh yeah, 6,000,000.

Anti-Funitism-

This is not jealousy, this is for the good of the world. I have been monitering your region every now and then. Just why do you want to take over mars? This "reddish pure mars" your ally speaks of, is he meaning to make Mars racially pure? That sounds really familiar...

Geweher do you deny saying these words "An enemy of mine has alerted my declaration of war with him to the Jewish Alliance. If we get into any war, we should not hesitate to show force, show the Jewish problem what we are made of!"

I believe your comments are more suspect than those of my ally...if anyone would like to see the thread for themselves its in the NAZI DEUTSCHLAND AXIS regional forum. I didn't make it up.

A-F if your fighting a modern war I am completely available as an ally since im Chief of Staff of the NJA and GDU.

Yes, he speaks the truth, I have made these posts in attempt to plunge two great powers into a war, with you, Anti-Funitism, being one of the edibles along the path of destruction.

Yes, he speaks the truth, I have made these posts in attempt to plunge two great powers into a war, with you, Anti-Funitism, being one of the edibles along the path of destruction.]

JESUS CHRIST JUST ANSWER MY FREAKING QUESTION. I'M ABOUT TO EAT YOU IF YOU DONT ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION.

Back in the thirties and forties, some guy with a funny little moustache had similar motives for some country that was located in a continent north of Africa, and west from Asia. I forget what it's called and what the guy's name was, but I'm sure it was nothing important. Oh yeah, 6,000,000.

Then that guy was forced too see his empire be crushed by the Soviets, Americans and British, and not to mention the Jewish Brigade. Then that man shot himself like the coward he was.

I'm located in the present. Anti-Funitism, however, I think is on a futuristic acid trip.

Back in the thirties and forties, some guy with a funny little moustache had similar motives for some country that was located in a continent north of Africa, and west from Asia. I forget what it's called and what the guy's name was, but I'm sure it was nothing important. Oh yeah, 6,000,000.

Then that guy was forced too see his empire be crushed by the Soviets, Americans and British, and not to mention the Jewish Brigade. Then that man shot himself like the coward he was.

Yes, and I notice the same type of activity on Mars.

Who exactly is the Nazi? My military has been mobilized but ... eh...certain confusion has forced it to be stand down for the time being.

I'm located in the present. Anti-Funitism, however, I think is on a futuristic acid trip.

Not so much futuristic...just role playing as if the days are in fact years like most of the other players are. But really, thanks for the help Macabee. Im in the future, but Geweher isn't and he's presented himself as a white supremicist so if you want go nuts. Vascilia County is almost 100 years ahead of Geweher now. So no conflict is even possible.

HATH THEE AN ANGRY TEENAGER, FAIR MAIDEN!? I have been telling you of my intent to plunge two powers who should be constantly warring at eachother anyways, due to their politics and lack of tolerance! Nazi Deutschland Axis + The Jewish Alliance = :twisted:

I am not a Nazi, I am a pessimist, a very nihilistic pessimist. I do not care what you call me, as long as you understand my intent.

We already went to war with NDA and they are godmoders and they ignore..as far as the NJA is concerned we own them.

Why do people seem to have to show their pride towards either Nazism or Judism on this game? I hate it! I hate all of it!

I'm not Jewish...Im Deist..

You seem to favour the Jewish side, however.

Vascilia County has no opinion regarding race, religion, creed or conviction. Just as long as you are obedient to the state and no one else...

WAKE UP, CLAIRE! HE'S DEAD! JIM IS DEAD!

You do not realize that you are nothing more than a speck on the windshield, do you? It's just a game, the power is not real! Any fool can claim that they own the whole of Mars, doesn't mean it's true! By the way, you say that I lack leadership skills: The only reason the IMP fell apart was because I believed your words. If I hadn't been so foolish, and had just taken a look at what you discuss in your little region, IMP would still be thriving. My worst decision on NS would have to have been listening to you.

In the Grand Duchy of Nerdom our policy is simple.
We aren't prejudice, we hate everyone equally.

WAKE UP, CLAIRE! HE'S DEAD! JIM IS DEAD!

You do not realize that you are nothing more than a speck on the windshield, do you? It's just a game, the power is not real! Any fool can claim that they own the whole of Mars, doesn't mean it's true! By the way, you say that I lack leadership skills: The only reason the IMP fell apart was because I believed your words. If I hadn't been so foolish, and had just taken a look at what you discuss in your little region, IMP would still be thriving. My worst decision on NS would have to have been listening to you.

Buddy...we all know the power isn't real, but when is anyone ever going to have this sort of power in real life? This is forum Role Play man, Im Role Playing an evil Fascist Megalomaniac...Your region fell apart because your ideals differed from those of the people in your region. Everyone in the IMP wanted to fight Belem and stay in BAHRAM, you didn't and when you went against the will of the body it fell apart around you...You lack leadership skills obviously because you lack the ability to listen to your allies.

in fact I think Pergatorio and the DVR are the only ones that kept that place going, with out them it would have stagnated and fell apart anyway...at least with the constant conflicts that Vascilia County gets into we stay fresh and new, washing out old idea's with the tears of the innocent!

The IMP fell apart when I told DVR to leave, yes, my actual friend in real life I told to leave your region because you proved it to be defunct in that single act...you left us out to dry and only because you were to much of a coward to help us stop Belem when he was doing something bad.

...for those of you who are watching us bicker at each other I'll fill you in on whats going on. Back in the day Belem was fighting two wars at once, One war with Zaibock over terrorism, Belem wanted to defend a terrorist state that attacked Zaibock and the Other war was against Kvenland over fishing rights. Belem turned both disagreements into full blown wars. Vascilia County disagreed with this and decided(with much fervour) to stop Belem because he was being a dink. We informed our allies in the IMP that we would need their assisstance in getting in between these warring states but instead of helping us whole heartedly like we had done for them during the TGK war Geweher unitlaterally decided to dissolve our alliance, with many complaints from his own allies in the IMP mind you. After that event I told my friend in the DVR to leave the Region because its leader was a wimp.

To say the least I sent an insulting message to Geweher and apparently we've been enemies ever since.

So what you're saying is that DVR has been the source of my misfortune? This is the timeline of my Nationstates career:

•Discovered Nation States on a google search, created the nation, 'Guberenland'
•Sold nation due to horrible economy
•Created Geweher
•Brought Nathaniel and some other friends into NS
•Created the IMP
•Started recruiting
•Der Vierten Reich joins the IMP
•The Confederacy Of Lee Harvey Oswald starts up a radical branch of the IMP and eventually breaks off
•Conflict in his new region, 'The Grassy Knoll' brings us in alliance with Vascilia County, we win due to their inactivity
•We join the BAHRAM alliance
•War with Belem breaks out
•I resign the IMP from BAHRAM, thus causing you to get pissed
•You send me telegrams saying that I'm a coward, I accept what I am told and break up the IMP
•DVR drags Nathaniel and many others into Vascilia County
•I start stockpiling nations
•Weapons production starts in three new nations
•Experimental alliances occur with the allies not even knowing that they're allied
•Verboten is born
•Operation KEDDAH is well underway in Verboten
•Verboten is no longer needed, and is only used as a safe house for the puppet nations which dwell there
•Neo-Nazi Jew Haters, a nation I created during the TGK war to infiltrate TGK and cause other regions with strong anti-Nazism ideals to war with TGK(was a failure) is invited into Nazi Deutschland Axis
•Neo-Nazi Jew Haters is deleted for no reason at all
•Nihilistic pessimism causes me to come up with the idea to war with Vascilia County
•KEDDAH is initiated, after much analyisis
•I realize that Vascilia County is set on taking over Mars, and possibly making it racially pure
•IMP machine is planned for re-testing

There, my history. So you can see, I do not seek to have war, but just to create it. You are the fool. When I saw that you were at war with Belem, I wanted to get out of BAHRAM because of your willingness to retaliate to such a fool.

So my willingness to defend the weak makes me a fool? You wish to create wars, I wish to finish wars our relationship is totally complimentary. But as it stands, your nation is far to weak to even waste my time on.

Vascilia County on its own is a force to be reckoned with in nationstates. I dont have to answer to you or anyone else. This thread is over...you've contradicted yourself with that last statement by the way.

You wish to create war but you are loathe to participate in it? Proving my point, your administration is rife with cowardice.

I AM A SINGLE NATION, YOU COMPARE ME TO YOUR ENTIRE DAMN REGION! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SHIT ARE YOU ON ANYWAYS?

The Vascilian League is a single nation...been that way since I formed the region. When you join it you become a state. The County is in essence a republic of dictatorships.

I AM A SINGLE NATION, YOU COMPARE ME TO YOUR ENTIRE DAMN REGION! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SHIT ARE YOU ON ANYWAYS?

SHUT UP WITH YOUR NON-SENSE!


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I AM A SINGLE NATION, YOU COMPARE ME TO YOUR ENTIRE DAMN REGION! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SHIT ARE YOU ON ANYWAYS?

SHUT UP WITH YOUR NON-SENSE!


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Excellent point ATA

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, PRIVATE PYLE!?
Now you can go eat your 7.62 full metal jacket and stop contradicting your words.

Shut up...no ones listening, this stupid post keeps popping up at the top of my searches.

Eh? Why should I silence myself for a bloated swine like yourself?

Now you're resorting to petty insults. You disgust me.

If I disgust you, you should take a look at this!

Anti-Funitsim said this in his regional bulletin:
ALL FOR THE MOVEMENT! DEATH TO THE EARTHERS! FOR A REDDISH PURE MARS!
Seriously, he calls me a Nazi, yet he can say whatever he wants about any race? Nerdom, I know you're biased to give that kind of opinion, being that you're in Vascilia County (And judging by your flag, a puppet nation of Anti-Funitism) but I seriously think that this is just wrong.

Actually thats a personal friend of mine by the name of Alex Price, unlike you I find puppet nations to be a stupid and honestly pathetic way to go about things...

Making a nation to back you up because you have no friends to do it for you

If I disgust you, you should take a look at this!

Anti-Funitsim said this in his regional bulletin:
ALL FOR THE MOVEMENT! DEATH TO THE EARTHERS! FOR A REDDISH PURE MARS!
Seriously, he calls me a Nazi, yet he can say whatever he wants about any race? Nerdom, I know you're biased to give that kind of opinion, being that you're in Vascilia County (And judging by your flag, a puppet nation of Anti-Funitism) but I seriously think that this is just wrong.
I am biased? I try to keep a clear objective mind. I realize when you resort to petty insults you are already a defeated foe or just plain unintelligent. It doesn't matter to me what AF said, he's the leader of the region I reside in and I'll stick behind his choices.
Notice the name of my nation is "Nerdom" which has "Nerd" in it, and what's on that flag? a dragon. Now what better creature to represent a nerd than a dragon? That and I am half Welsh. I am not a "puppet nation" I'm just a regular teenage nerd who likes to waste a few minutes on an obscure online game now and then. Don't jump to conclusions so quickly you may find yourself falling off of a steep cliff.

Actually thats a personal friend of mine by the name of Alex Price
Thanks for putting my full name on the net. :evil:
Note the dripping sarcasm. Not that it really matters, I'm just being paranoid.

oh c'mon...its not like he'll track you down and kill you, or will he? :0