Haverton prepares to invade Madagascar
Haverton
29-09-2003, 23:28
With a massivly growing population, and having to import all of our foods, we have decided to invade Madagascar. We have tried programs to convince people to grow their own food, but it is not enough. Therefore, B-52, B-2, and B-1B bombers are being prepared to strike government and military sites in Madagascar. If anyone has objections, post them here.
Greetings from the Federation of North Arkansas.
There is never a time for war. North Arkansas has various means to grow crops and cattle. We also have an extensive automation system that allows one person to run a farm 200 acres in size. We would be willing to sell you this system and come and set it up, for 250 million dollars (The robotic techinology is not cheep. it really is worth 1 billion but for you, 250 Million)
Please thank over this new option
President Kronos
Federation of North Arkansas
Aequatio
29-09-2003, 23:47
I have an objection, along with 1.067 billion people that agree with my objection.
This Imperialist expansion will not be allowed, cease your actions or we will use whatever force necessary to remove your government from power and liberate your people from the clutches of your twisted Imperialist rule.
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Premier Bomfy
People's Republic of Aequatio
Haverton
29-09-2003, 23:57
Greetings from the Federation of North Arkansas.
There is never a time for war. North Arkansas has various means to grow crops and cattle. We also have an extensive automation system that allows one person to run a farm 200 acres in size. We would be willing to sell you this system and come and set it up, for 250 million dollars (The robotic techinology is not cheep. it really is worth 1 billion but for you, 250 Million)
Please thank over this new option
President Kronos
Federation of North Arkansas
Hmmm... I'll take it!
To Aequatio,
Why do you not understand the reasons for this. I must know why you curtail this act. I do not do it out of cruelty, but out of neccesity. It seems you are not an island nation.
Greetings from the Federation of North Arkansas.
There is never a time for war. North Arkansas has various means to grow crops and cattle. We also have an extensive automation system that allows one person to run a farm 200 acres in size. We would be willing to sell you this system and come and set it up, for 250 million dollars (The robotic techinology is not cheep. it really is worth 1 billion but for you, 250 Million)
Please thank over this new option
President Kronos
Federation of North Arkansas
Hmmm... I'll take it!
To Aequatio,
Why do you not understand the reasons for this. I must know why you curtail this act. I do not do it out of cruelty, but out of neccesity. It seems you are not an island nation.
SOLD!!!!
Experts and equiptment are being flown from Fort Smith Air Force Base as we speak. This system should increase the production of Food for your nation by 100 fold. Glad to have helped in the name of peace. I would hope you can see that your invasion of Madasgar is no longer needed. We ask of you to please do not go to war. Your soloution is at hand. Food will be pouring onto your tables. Techinology has come to your rescue.
President Kronos
I do not do it out of cruelty, but out of neccesity. It seems you are not an island nation.
ooc:
Two words for ya, bub -
Pontoon Cities!
To Aequatio,
Why do you not understand the reasons for this. I must know why you curtail this act. I do not do it out of cruelty, but out of neccesity. It seems you are not an island nation.
There are other ways to get out of this problem than an invasion. We support Aequatio and will send troops if necessary.
To Aequatio,
Why do you not understand the reasons for this. I must know why you curtail this act. I do not do it out of cruelty, but out of neccesity. It seems you are not an island nation.
There are other ways to get out of this problem than an invasion. We support Aequatio and will send troops if necessary.
We would also like to add, the agriculture system we have sold to Haverton, also works on pontoon's, Barges, and even small green houses. It even works with seabed farming. Please do not go to war. War will only hurt you. Please call off your invasion. If you need land, we can assist in building underwater cities.
President Kronos
Haverton,
It is in your best interest to settle for the techinology that our neighbor North Arkansas has sold you. We ourselves have seen this techinology in action. It works quite well.
We stand with our Communist allies and comrads and will oppose any force you put on the shores of Madagasgar. We strongly advise you to take the techinology and seise your words of war
President Malcom
President of the Supreme Soviet
Batavian Soviet Socialist Republic
Haverton
30-09-2003, 21:09
Well, I guess I'm stymied. I'll buy all your fancy stuff, and reverse my preparations for war, for now...
Silly commies, join the winning team next time!
COMMIES!!!????
I am definately with Xerlox.