NationStates Jolt Archive


new torture divice unveiled.

Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:04
a new torture device. if anyone reads John Grisham, this is the device used in the book, with more levels (12) and plugable into a wall socket anywhere. also uses batteries. put nodes on someones body anywhere and press the connectors together until desired results come. if not, turn it up a level. $100 per unit.
I might be able to get a pic.
Petsburg
29-09-2003, 21:07
as wee look forword to world peace and the release of political prisoners, we will issue an ultimatum,

you shall:
I stop prodaction of all of these units
and
II release all political prisoners and slaves in your country

Please meet this ultimatum, or we shall be forced to invade your country
Artitsa
29-09-2003, 21:08
Arribastan, your theorys intreage me, carry on. Petsburg, step off.
29-09-2003, 21:09
If Petsburg invades Arribastan, I will be forced to defend Arribastan.
Petsburg
29-09-2003, 21:10
If Petsburg invades Arribastan, I will be forced to defend Arribastan.

with our space style techno? not likley, just you wait
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:11
If Petsburg invades Arribastan, I will be forced to defend Arribastan.

with our space style techno? not likley, just you wait
my pop is five times petsburgs. :D 590 million. eat my dust.
29-09-2003, 21:11
If Petsburg invades Arribastan, I will be forced to defend Arribastan.

with our space style techno? not likley, just you wait

*chuckles*

First, I would advise you to read the stickies that include such things as 'Invading people for no reason' and 'Godmodding'.
29-09-2003, 21:12
If Petsburg invades Arribastan, I will be forced to defend Arribastan.

with our space style techno? not likley, just you wait
my pop is five times petsburgs. :D 590 million. eat my dust.

Oh yeah!

Guess you won't be needing my help after all ;)
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:14
If Petsburg invades Arribastan, I will be forced to defend Arribastan.

with our space style techno? not likley, just you wait
my pop is five times petsburgs. :D 590 million. eat my dust.

Oh yeah!

Guess you won't be needing my help after all ;)
it's okay. i don't mind the help.
29-09-2003, 21:15
Stop selling this shit or I will kidnapp a baby from your nation and do this.
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:17
Stop selling this shit or I will kidnapp a baby from your nation and do this.
borders are sealed effective immediatly :wink:
29-09-2003, 21:18
You think that can stop me?
imported_Comdidia
29-09-2003, 21:18
I'm interested in some possibly. Try and find a pic if possible since i have no idea what it looks like.
Padmasa
29-09-2003, 21:20
Padmasa would like to congratulate you on this new device. While we will not be purchasing any we would like to know what else you have planned. Further should any nations invade you for this and you desire aid, please put out a call to Padmasa. We will gladly come to your aid.
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:20
I'm interested in some possibly. Try and find a pic if possible since i have no idea what it looks like.
i can't get it off my computer onto here :(
29-09-2003, 21:20
*cracks knuckles and steps in* I'll buy 30,000.

Anyone have a problem with this guy, take it up with me, a 1.34 Billion person nation.

EDIT: Crap, logged in wrong... This was supposed to be Crimmond. Make that 1.298 Billion
29-09-2003, 21:20
Unless youre future tech, just ignore all the uber particle beams of doom.
29-09-2003, 21:21
If some one invaeds russians i will sit back and laugh :twisted: 8) :lol:
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:23
*cracks knuckles and steps in* I'll buy 30,000.

Anyone have a problem with this guy, take it up with me, a 1.34 Billion person nation.
you wire the $2,500,000 and you get them. (discount) large order. we have to mass-produce more if anyone else wants them.
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:26
it looks like a box (rubber) with a himged handle (rubber coated)
when you press the 2 copper contacts together, it allows the electricity to flow to nodes (placeable anywhere on the body). dial w/12 choices, 1 lowest, 12 highest. The box is about 1 foot by 4 inches.
29-09-2003, 21:26
*cracks knuckles and steps in* I'll buy 30,000.

Anyone have a problem with this guy, take it up with me, a 1.34 Billion person nation.
you wire the $2,500,000 and you get them. (discount) large order. we have to mass-produce more if anyone else wants them.Money shipped. Oh, and... you have the Dominion of Baggera's FULL protection from attack.

http://www.hut.fi/~shaavist/b5/images/char/bester.jpg
Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)
Member: S.A.V.I.O.U.R.
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:29
thanks
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 21:41
bump
Artitsa
29-09-2003, 22:08
BALETED!
Artitsa
29-09-2003, 22:10
BALETED!!!
Artitsa
29-09-2003, 22:16
Yeah, no bodys gonna touch you! I see no fault for you selling this.
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 22:27
bump
Penguin Troopers
30-09-2003, 00:36
Hmm, we could use a few of these for some.... how shall we put it "radicals". If you can find a picture, we will gladly buy some, along with defend your country if you were to be attacked.

We have a population 1.642 billion, so you have nothing to worry about.

Thank you!
-Grand Dictator Zoasam
The Dictatorship of Penguin Troopers
Arribastan
30-09-2003, 21:18
Hmm, we could use a few of these for some.... how shall we put it "radicals". If you can find a picture, we will gladly buy some, along with defend your country if you were to be attacked.

We have a population 1.642 billion, so you have nothing to worry about.

Thank you!
-Grand Dictator Zoasam
The Dictatorship of Penguin Troopers
sorry. i can't get my pic off my computer. is there a site i could draw it on and link it to here?
30-09-2003, 21:21
prod rights please


www.villagephotos.com

Uploads JPEG pics, for free, in an account.

Feel free.
Arribastan
30-09-2003, 21:28
I can't seem to upload drawings. i can't figure out how.
help isn't very helpful... :?
30-09-2003, 21:30
Be sure to save your images in JPEG

Ctrl+C them to paint.

Save As, type name.

Change type to JPEG.

Upload images to village photos.
Arribastan
30-09-2003, 21:34
Upload images to village photos.
how do you upload i mean
Arribastan
30-09-2003, 21:41
bump for help cause i'm a moron
Arribastan
30-09-2003, 21:55
bump
Arribastan
30-09-2003, 22:28
bump for sales.
(sorry FC, i can't upload the pics. :(
02-10-2003, 11:17
Wretchengard would like to take this oppurtunity to remind those wannabe do-gooders that seem so hell bent on harassing Arribastan that the legality of torture is an internal affair, and quite frankly has nothing to do with them. If you are going to go around sticking your nose in other's business and invading nations that employ torture and torture devices, sooner or later you are going to cross swords with Wretchengard. And then, I promise, you will learn the true meaning of agony.

Arman Grimwald
Lord of Foreign Relations
DarkSith
02-10-2003, 12:25
as wee look forword to world peace and the release of political prisoners, we will issue an ultimatum,

you shall:
I stop prodaction of all of these units
and
II release all political prisoners and slaves in your country

Please meet this ultimatum, or we shall be forced to invade your country
(OOC: Just pointing that the next sentences are totally IC:)

Besides the atrocious grammar and spelling, I'd like to point that unless the nation of Arribastan has made any statement concerning that, you cannot know if he has either political prisoners or slaves.

To further my point, though mass-producing torturing devices seems to point to the fact that indeed he has slaves and/or political prisoners. You cannot infer that from that fact alone. There are so much dictatorships, absolutist regimes and theocracies in this world that actually We happen to see that such a potential market can be profittable. So, you can build these devices and not use them in your country.

I think that, unless you can provide further proof of any Sentient Rights violation, you should present a public, formal note of apology to the nation of Arribastan. We cannot tolerate proofless accusations.