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New ultra effecient energy source!

29-09-2003, 19:22
I call it the Buttered-Cat Engine.
You see, using the theory that a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered side down, I decided to tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat. The two now hover about a foot of my floor, rotating in mid air.
My country has begun development of B-C powered cities, trains, and cars.
This is a truely great moment in history! And as part of the celebrations I will give the plans to anybody who wants them!
Of the council of clan
29-09-2003, 19:23
I call it the Buttered-Cat Engine.
You see, using the theory that a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered side down, I decided to tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat. The two now hover about a foot of my floor, rotating in mid air.
My country has begun development of B-C powered cities, trains, and cars.
This is a truely great moment in history! And as part of the celebrations I will give the plans to anybody who wants them! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
29-09-2003, 19:34
Hmmm... you forgot murphy's law... the cat is flexible, it will eat the toast ;)
Confused States
29-09-2003, 19:54
I call it the Buttered-Cat Engine.
You see, using the theory that a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered side down, I decided to tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat. The two now hover about a foot of my floor, rotating in mid air.
My country has begun development of B-C powered cities, trains, and cars.
This is a truely great moment in history! And as part of the celebrations I will give the plans to anybody who wants them!

The Laws of 'butterology' state that the toast will land butter side down in inverse proportion to the cost of the surface it's heading for.
Confused States
29-09-2003, 19:55
I call it the Buttered-Cat Engine.
You see, using the theory that a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered side down, I decided to tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat. The two now hover about a foot of my floor, rotating in mid air.
My country has begun development of B-C powered cities, trains, and cars.
This is a truely great moment in history! And as part of the celebrations I will give the plans to anybody who wants them!

The Laws of 'butterology' state that the toast will land butter side down in inverse proportion to the cost of the surface it's heading for.
29-09-2003, 20:30
Ah, your disregarding the Absorbancy Modifiery, which states that if the surface is not absorbant, the butter is less likely to fall on it.
Confused States
29-09-2003, 20:45
Not really I was just stating the law in its simplist form, while the butter has almost no chance of landing on an industrial tile floor it will almost always land on the most expensive carpet or rug it's held over.
29-09-2003, 20:48
We would like to have this tech.