NationStates Jolt Archive


Liven up your parades and public executions!

29-09-2003, 11:32
Are you tired from all those soldiers in green with those depressing black rifles marching on your main square on Parade Day? Are you tired from seeing a man strangling on the gallows in your public executions?

Then you can now lighten up your parade with the Hoplite Honorary Guard and the Black Executioner!

Hoplite Honorary Guard
http://monolith.dnsalias.org/~marsares/resource/pix/warfare/army/i_hoplit.jpg
Buyable per 100 soldiers, including officers, these soldiers march trough your city in shining bronze armor.
Armed with the Lainos 6 feet Spear, they can also be used for mass impalements, while the 4 feet Medusa shields will protect their armor from tomatoes tossed by your opposition.
Cost: 100.000.000 drachmes

Black Executioner.
http://www.weltdeslarp.de/fotos/beheading.jpg
Buyable per 5, these executioners come with the Raziel sharpened sword, perfect for one-cut beheadings, a wooden block to put the head of the to-be-beheaded person on, a basket for the head and straw to help clean up the blood.
Cost: 10.000.000 drachmes

1000 Drachmes = 1 US $
Kotterdam
29-09-2003, 11:52
Thanks, but since black matches everything and since our parade dress uniforms are black anyway, we'll stick with what we've got.
30-09-2003, 09:08
*Bump*