NationStates Jolt Archive

Now selling Nerdanel voodoo dolls! Only half a mithril coin apiece. Guaranteed to work, even though you have absolutely no way to know it.

Who is Nerdanel, you may ask? Why, only the wife of Feanor, one of the most powerful elves ever, who managed to fight Morgoth and live! What better way to spite those elves than to stick a pin into a footnote in the pages of history?

http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~thomas.l.reardon/owvoodoodoll.gif

*imagines Melkor with one set up as a dart board...and 10 more set up as bowling pins*

*imagines Melkor with one set up as a dart board...and 10 more set up as bowling pins*

A little too plushy for bowling pins, maybe.