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First Man on Mars!!

29-09-2003, 04:39
The Democratic Republic of Atlantic North has put the first man on Mars. This comes a mere hours after our great worker's paradise has created a 15 ton potatoe.

Also, the Attican Empire is spouting lies about the first satellite orbit. We, as the most supreme nation on Earth, has been the first of nation's to put a satellite into orbit. This was 47 years ago. The poor quality Attican satellite passed withing overhead and our anti-ballistic missile system destroyed it.

We are outraged by the actions of the Attican Empire and the DRAN government demands an apology for causing this incident as well as 100,000,000 dalkalas in reparations.
29-09-2003, 04:44
The Democratic Republic of Atlantic North has put the first man on Mars. This comes a mere hours after our great worker's paradise has created a 15 ton potatoe.

Also, the Attican Empire is spouting lies about the first satellite orbit. We, as the most supreme nation on Earth, has been the first of nation's to put a satellite into orbit. This was 47 years ago. The poor quality Attican satellite passed withing overhead and our anti-ballistic missile system destroyed it.

We are outraged by the actions of the Attican Empire and the DRAN government demands an apology for causing this incident as well as 100,000,000 dalkalas in reparations.
We regret to inform you comrade, that Russians were the first to put a satellite in orbit.
Americans were the first to the moon.
And it was actually the Chinese who beat everyone to Mars.
Pilon
29-09-2003, 05:15
ooc: thats the way its looking right now isn't it...
29-09-2003, 05:18
yep
Hmm. Wonder who will be the first to put a man on Europa?
Probably Europe?
Wazzu
29-09-2003, 05:20
No no now. We all know that the first people on Mars were the Martians. Lets not get carried away and repeat the history of Columbus.
The Resi Corporation
29-09-2003, 05:34
And plus, there are plenty of people on Mars.

Heck, we have a terraformed sector of Mars with a colony in it.
WestUkraine
29-09-2003, 06:53
And plus, there are plenty of people on Mars.

Heck, we have a terraformed sector of Mars with a colony in it.

I think Whittier has a colony there also.
Wazzu
29-09-2003, 07:02
I think Whittier has a colony there also.

Let me guess, he claims all of "Sol's Mars", right?
WestUkraine
29-09-2003, 07:11
I think Whittier has a colony there also.

Let me guess, he claims all of "Sol's Mars", right?
Don't know. But probably not since he acknowledged there were other nations with colonies there.
29-09-2003, 22:40
He hasn't been around 47 years. He is a new country, therefore he doesnt even have space tech.

If he wants reparations, he can come and get them.

OOC: I would DESTROY you, Atlantic North, in a war.
Diminix
29-09-2003, 22:47
He hasn't been around 47 years. He is a new country, therefore he doesnt even have space tech.

If he wants reparations, he can come and get them.

OOC: I would DESTROY you, Atlantic North, in a war.

Don't start trouble :?
Trinium Hydroxide
29-09-2003, 22:52
He hasn't been around 47 years. He is a new country, therefore he doesnt even have space tech.

If he wants reparations, he can come and get them.

OOC: I would DESTROY you, Atlantic North, in a war.

Ye and i would destroy so stop picking fights and shut up

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29-09-2003, 23:11
How was I picking the fights? This NEW NEW nation first claims to have reached mars, when he shouldn't even have space flight yet, and then demands reparations. If he wants reparations, he can come and get them.
Diminix
29-09-2003, 23:57
How was I picking the fights? This NEW NEW nation first claims to have reached mars, when he shouldn't even have space flight yet, and then demands reparations. If he wants reparations, he can come and get them.


Maybe he's a space nation
30-09-2003, 00:35
We, as the most supreme nation on Earth,
Diminix
30-09-2003, 00:37
We, as the most supreme nation on Earth,

Oh well..Still don't start shit and there won't be no shit ;)
30-09-2003, 00:41
I'm trying to launch the f*kin rocket, but keeps crashing into these scrap metal in space. :(
The Resi Corporation
30-09-2003, 00:45
I'm trying to launch the f*kin rocket, but keeps crashing into these scrap metal in space. :(You have no rocket. You are a lake.

Remember that.
30-09-2003, 00:46
How bout this TRC:

I'll give you half of everything I own, and u stop callin me a lake and stuff like that. Deal?
Nianacio
30-09-2003, 00:49
We (the people of Nianacio) put people on Mars and did all sorts of other neat things in space, but my OOC resource for spacecraft stopped working so I couldn't post space updates. It's not like anyone bothered reading them, anyway...
The Resi Corporation
30-09-2003, 00:50
How bout this TRC:

I'll give you half of everything I own, and u stop callin me a lake and stuff like that. Deal?No.

I already own your nation, and you are a lake. You can't deny that I ortillaried you to kingdom come.
30-09-2003, 00:52
*sigh*

Where's the nation rights accosiation?
The Resi Corporation
30-09-2003, 00:55
*sigh*

Where's the nation rights accosiation?Lakes don't have rights.
30-09-2003, 00:56
*sigh again*
30-09-2003, 00:59
Diminix: Im not the one starting shit. He is the one who demanded tribute of me.
Pilon
30-09-2003, 07:53
yep
Hmm. Wonder who will be the first to put a man on Europa?
Probably Europe?

I doubt it. As it stands right now that will be a while.
Pilon
30-09-2003, 07:54
No no now. We all know that the first people on Mars were the Martians. Lets not get carried away and repeat the history of Columbus.

One Flaw, Martians aren't people.
Pilon
30-09-2003, 07:54
And plus, there are plenty of people on Mars.

Heck, we have a terraformed sector of Mars with a colony in it.

Not OOC
The Resi Corporation
30-09-2003, 07:56
And plus, there are plenty of people on Mars.

Heck, we have a terraformed sector of Mars with a colony in it.Not OOC((OOC: So, what's your point? It's not like the guy who made this thread landed on Mars OOC))
Zvarinograd
30-09-2003, 08:39
OOC:

Lakes don't have rights.

God, won't you just shut him up once and for all? I believe I speak for everyone when we say we are getting tired of hearing this lake sh*t.
30-09-2003, 11:58
Its not like the guy who started this thread landed on mars period. He threatened me in IC Telegram and said he blew up another sattelite of mine and demanded tribute. He is ignored by me. A 7 million pop nation doesn't have space capabilities.