Jono land selling B-1052s
Jono Land is selling B-1052s, here are the stats.
Enginges, 16 Jono Power 2s with 500,000 pounds of thrust each
Payload, 24 Daisy Cutters
Range, 12,000 miles.
Crew, 10
Price 1 billion
Crimmond
28-09-2003, 22:49
Greetings Jono Land, from the Crimmond Empire's N00b Processing center. It has come to my attention that you are producing an impossible thing. A modified B-52 that carries 24 Daisy Cutters. This is not-excusable. Please divide the payload by 3 and it will by acceptable. Otherwise... you will be ignored by the Empire and by most other nations.
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N00b Processing Center Network Core
In service for 2800 years
Has made only two mistakes out of nearly 3700 decisions
*gasp*
A daisy flowers-carrying paper airplane, 1 billion dollars expensive!?
Please wait while we laugh our hearts out.
Omzian PLF Air Force
Not quite, it has to make 24 round trips to carry the Daisy flowers! We can sell you some of our Watergun Air Defences for the Paper Airplane!
Crimmond
28-09-2003, 23:43
Oh, my... is this the best taunting we can get for this god mod? If that is the best.... I shudder to think what will happen when this guy uses these in a war... one more dead thread, killed by a n00b.
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N00b Processing Center Network Core
In service for 2800 years
Has made only two mistakes out of nearly 3700 decisions
Well I could just copy and paste what I said before in the other post he made
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 00:14
you should. definitely :)
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 00:14
you should. definitely :)
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 00:14
you should. definitely :)
Arribastan
29-09-2003, 00:14
you should. definitely :)
McLeod03
29-09-2003, 00:42
Mainly because t would have to be god-damn HUGE, need a ten mile long runway, and empty its fuel tanks on take-off. Impractical, infeasible, ignored.
Crimmond
29-09-2003, 15:45
Why is it impossible?It has three laws to go against. Gravity, Aerodynamics and fuel consumption. Gravity: This thing is a Spruce Goose, only the Goose could actually fly...
Aerodynamics: It's gonna be less Aerodynamic than the 'Flying Brick', the shuttle.
Fuel consumption, enough fuel for takeoff, flight to and from the bombing area and landing would mean that the fuel tanks would take up half the bomb bay, if not all of it. Now, fuel can be saved on takeoff with JATO systems, but you would have to use a whole helluva a lot of them.
Of the council of clan
29-09-2003, 15:49
hmmmmmmmmmm daisy cutters, 15,000lbs apiece, that brings payload to............360,000 pounds. That'd have to be a hell of a big aircraft to carry that.
Crimmond
29-09-2003, 15:56
hmmmmmmmmmm daisy cutters, 15,000lbs apiece, that brings payload to............360,000 pounds. That'd have to be a hell of a big aircraft to carry that.Yeah. I was willing to give him the plans for my DCB-52s that are HEAVILY modified and upgraded to carry 6 at the most. I never put more than 4 in each... but then he came up with this GM idea and I decided not to send thos plans. I'm not having my unique workable design mutated into... this.
Of the council of clan
29-09-2003, 16:00
Can't forget the Sixteen Engines, i wonder how big the wings would have to be?
FC has created a new fighter prototype plane to deal with the B-1052....
We present, the new MA-100000000435 Paperplane Fighter!!!!
http://www.julianbarker.org/assets/paperplane.jpg
A revolutionary design, with a bomb bay that can fire Sparrow Missiles (A pair of sticks)!!!!
Going for $3 each!!!!
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/goblin_glider.jpg
Goblin Glider, it throws rocks.
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/goblin_glider.jpg
Goblin Glider, it throws rocks.
ahhh gotta love Magic the Gathering.
Crookfur
29-09-2003, 16:39
Bah not a patch on the sillyness that is the Goobo Doom Diver catapult from WFB ;)
Kelanthia
29-09-2003, 16:50
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/goblin_glider.jpg
Goblin Glider, it throws rocks.
:lol:
What about mine?
Why does no-one laugh at my stuff :(
Bah not a patch on the sillyness that is the Goobo Doom Diver catapult from WFB ;)
Watch your mouth, that thing rules! :wink:
Also, I see Jono Land hasn't listened at all to me as I explained to him in his earlier super-plane project thread that:
a) A September nation has no hope of building such a thing, even with an alliance of 9 Sept. nations
b) It would be an incredible waste of recources which he wouldn't have money for
c) the designs for the plane were apparently done while taking crack. He said it's as long as a normal B-52 but TWICE as wide and TWICE as tall.
I swear, if my nation wasn't against WMD's, I'd SO concentrate all my economy on building a nuke to dump on this guy. Say what you will, I'm positive my populace would rather starve than let Jono Land run rampant.
Crookfur
29-09-2003, 16:56
because it doesn't have Orks or gobo's in it ;).
Anyway your plane is good we started making them in tech in 3rd year, they were fantastic :)
Bah not a patch on the sillyness that is the Goobo Doom Diver catapult from WFB ;)
Watch your mouth, that thing rules! :wink:
Also, I see Jono Land hasn't listened at all to me as I explained to him in his earlier super-plane project thread that:
a) A September nation has no hope of building such a thing, even with an alliance of 9 Sept. nations
b) It would be an incredible waste of recources which he wouldn't have money for
c) the designs for the plane were apparently done while taking crack. He said it's as long as a normal B-52 but TWICE as wide and TWICE as tall.
I swear, if my nation wasn't against WMD's, I'd SO concentrate all my economy on building a nuke to dump on this guy. Say what you will, I'm positive my populace would rather starve than let Jono Land run rampant.
i've got nukes, and i think i can take on his 9 member coalition myself
but...........................jesus christ can we say easy target for a fighter? Zero manuveribility......etc.
oh i'm actually Of the Council of Clan. I'm on one ofmy puppets.
can;t fine class ic thread.