B-1052 flys 12,000 miles
In a recent test a prototype B-1052 flew 12,000 miles with 24 daisy cutters inside. The project had received an additional 250 million dollars
*Artitsan Jets scramble to intercept the cardboard plane*
United Elias
28-09-2003, 20:52
ignored. 8)
AA-2 missiles on high alert, if it dares to come NEAR me.
Well, since the letter "B," the numbers "5" and "2," and since Jono Land isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, I assume this is a cheap copy of the Boeing Model 464.
Artitsan pilots spot a peice of paper with B-1052 writin on it. There are also 24 Daisy flowers hanging from it, and the paper seems to be crumpling under the weight. The pilots call for back up. A helicopter Arrives, opens it side door, and a crew member spits at the paper. The paper goes down in flames, confirmed kill!
I doubt very much that any plane can carry 240,000 pounds of ordanance. The Current B-52 carries about 70,000.
IGNORED.
Artitsan pilots spot a peice of paper with B-1052 writin on it. There are also 24 Daisy flowers hanging from it, and the paper seems to be crumpling under the weight. The pilots call for back up. A helicopter Arrives, opens it side door, and a crew member spits at the paper. The paper goes down in flames, confirmed kill!
Admit it, that was funny!
Arribastan
28-09-2003, 20:59
In a recent test a prototype B-1052 flew 12,000 miles with 24 daisy cutters inside. The project had received an additional 250 million dollars
who the hell gave this guy (who's best friend is a lake) 250 million dollars. or did one of his puppets give it to him.
In a recent test a prototype B-1052 flew 12,000 miles with 24 daisy cutters inside. The project had received an additional 250 million dollars
who the hell gave this guy (who's best friend is a lake) 250 million dollars. or did one of his puppets give it to him.
Geforce4 claims he gave Jono Land $50 Billion. But I'd assume that's in the jono, the currency Jono uses, and thus, is probably worth only $50 U.S. Dollars.
50? thats a little much, try 50 Pennies.
Spies have discovered the plans for the B-1052...
http://www.zurqui.co.cr/crinfocus/paper/dc3.gif
Independent Hitmen
28-09-2003, 21:05
Artitsan pilots spot a peice of paper with B-1052 writin on it. There are also 24 Daisy flowers hanging from it, and the paper seems to be crumpling under the weight. The pilots call for back up. A helicopter Arrives, opens it side door, and a crew member spits at the paper. The paper goes down in flames, confirmed kill!
Very funny. You just got allied with me. :)
Spies have discovered the plans for the B-1052...
http://www.zurqui.co.cr/crinfocus/paper/dc3.gif
I think thats a little to advanced for him... and a little to costly!
Spies have discovered the plans for the B-1052...
http://www.zurqui.co.cr/crinfocus/paper/dc3.gif
Considering the design, I'd also have to assume that 12,000 miles in Jono Land are roughly equal to about three meters.
Damn
THAT THING CAN CARRY DAISIES!!!!
Never!!!!
Artitsan pilots spot a peice of paper with B-1052 writin on it. There are also 24 Daisy flowers hanging from it, and the paper seems to be crumpling under the weight. The pilots call for back up. A helicopter Arrives, opens it side door, and a crew member spits at the paper. The paper goes down in flames, confirmed kill!
Very funny. You just got allied with me. :)
Oh why thank you, its an honour!
Oh and it can carry daises, it can carry 24, but it has to make 24 round trips
To counter the threat posed by the B-1052, Remiesia has developed a new antiaircraft system...
http://www.cactus48.com/images/slingshot.jpg
Independent Hitmen
28-09-2003, 21:10
Artitsan pilots spot a peice of paper with B-1052 writin on it. There are also 24 Daisy flowers hanging from it, and the paper seems to be crumpling under the weight. The pilots call for back up. A helicopter Arrives, opens it side door, and a crew member spits at the paper. The paper goes down in flames, confirmed kill!
Very funny. You just got allied with me. :)
Oh why thank you, its an honour!
Oh and it can carry daises, it can carry 24, but it has to make 24 round trips
:) Contact me if any one starts buzzing you or anything :) just keep making the funny comments.
Artitsan pilots spot a peice of paper with B-1052 writin on it. There are also 24 Daisy flowers hanging from it, and the paper seems to be crumpling under the weight. The pilots call for back up. A helicopter Arrives, opens it side door, and a crew member spits at the paper. The paper goes down in flames, confirmed kill!
Very funny. You just got allied with me. :)
Oh why thank you, its an honour!
Oh and it can carry daises, it can carry 24, but it has to make 24 round trips
Oh no! That's 72 meters, or about 216 feet!
Arribastan
28-09-2003, 21:10
To counter the threat posed by the B-1052, Remiesia has developed a new antiaircraft system...
http://www.cactus48.com/images/slingshot.jpg
:lol:
Independent Hitmen
28-09-2003, 21:11
To counter the threat posed by the B-1052, Remiesia has developed a new antiaircraft system...
http://www.cactus48.com/images/slingshot.jpg
God dam thats pretty funny too. Allied as well?
Can do Hitmen, I can be a valuable ally as well.
Remiesia, I'd like to buy the Production rights to your new AA system. How does 2.5 Billion sound?
To counter the threat posed by the B-1052, Remiesia has developed a new antiaircraft system...
http://www.cactus48.com/images/slingshot.jpg
Named by FC's Military, the AA-15 'Bored-Kid-With-Sticks-and-elastic'
Independent Hitmen
28-09-2003, 21:12
Can do Hitmen, I can be a valuable ally as well.
Remiesia, I'd like to buy the Production rights to your new AA system. How does 2.5 Billion sound?
Good good. :)
$2.5 billion is fine, a few dozen twigs and elastic bands are on the way.
Allied? Sure, why the hell not.
Independent Hitmen
28-09-2003, 21:15
$2.5 billion is fine, a few dozen twigs and elastic bands are on the way.
Allied? Sure, why the hell not.
Excellent.
1 please, incase the B-1052 returns....
Man, this has been by far, the funniest thread ever.
Well done Jono Land, for our entertainment.
Man, this has been by far, the funniest thread ever.
It's going to be hilarious when Jono Land returns... :D
Independent Hitmen
28-09-2003, 21:19
Agreed this is a very funny thread, congratulations everybody!
Yeah!
*on the ground*
The Paper plane was found on the ground lying in ruins, 4 Artitsan Divisons were sent to retrieve it, however they found it in flames. The Artitsan commander summilarily pissed out the flames and returned it to the Jonoland government good as new. There ya go Jono, just like it was before!
hehe
Its gonna be great when he gets his first cardboard n00k.....
How about this for a real plane:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75795
If he does that... oh god! We'll all be doomed! *prepares his watergun to make the cardboard soggy*
How about this for a real plane:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75795
HIJACKER! Get em! *several men in old English Police uniforms attack Huahin with ugly sticks*
Forget that.
Water Cannon fitted on cardboard APC.
Hey I need someone to buy my first ever export plane.
Independent Hitmen
28-09-2003, 21:23
How about this for a real plane:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75795
HIJACKER! Get em! *several men in old English Police uniforms attack Huahin with ugly sticks*
lol
My new police armed with Tasers will sort you out and force you to buy a plane, only 50 million each.
We are also selling the production rights to these:
The XM-140 Antiaircraft gun.
This weapon can be carried by any infantryman for emergency close-range air defense against n00b aircraft.
http://www.deutsches-kunststoff-museum.de/pics/soaker.jpg
Type: high-velocity antiaircraft cannon.
Range: about 20 feet
Caliber: none
Action: pump
magazine capacity: 4 cups H20
Price: $15
Ah, but how would your antiaircraft gun cope when faced with 5 of his tanks?
Thats when you need...
http://66.96.167.151/ecardgraphics/waterball1b.gif
...the very latest in water grenade technology. Guaranteed to take out any cardboard based artillery unit.
Who cares about AA guns this chunk of metal with 2 wings wont make it 2 Ur border!
And about those dasies, there imaginary!
While we're laughing Who wants Cheese i'm selling it 4 $100.00 a pound!!! :D :D :D :D
Who cares about AA guns this chunk of metal with 2 wings wont make it 2 Ur border!
And about those dasies, there imaginary!
While we're laughing Who wants Cheese i'm selling it 4 $100.00 a pound!!! :D :D :D :D
Very astute....only about 20 minutes late. :roll:
Jono Land after the succsufffull test. Is mas prouducing th eplane. Orders will be accepted. 100 will be made wwithen a month!
Jono Land after the succsufffull test. Is mas prouducing th eplane. Orders will be accepted. 100 will be made wwithen a month!
The plane must have been radioactive! It has mutated Jono Land's leader into a bumbling idiot!
Oh, and are you selling them through Toys 'R' Us?
What a loss for the world.
In a recent test a prototype B-1052 flew 12,000 miles with 24 daisy cutters inside. The project had received an additional 250 million dollars
who the hell gave this guy (who's best friend is a lake) 250 million dollars. or did one of his puppets give it to him.
Geforce4 claims he gave Jono Land $50 Billion. But I'd assume that's in the jono, the currency Jono uses, and thus, is probably worth only $50 U.S. Dollars.
Geforce4 thinks he has all the money of the world. He throws away 50 trillion dollars like nothing, thus having a 99.9% chance of leaving his country in debt.
Well, I got a indirect loan from him.
Well, I got a indirect loan from him.
What's the difference between that and a regualr loan?
Well, I got a indirect loan from him.
You're a lake...
he sent the money to jonoland, and jonoland gave me half of the money
Wow, that means i can probably invade his godmoding ass (Gforce4) because he probably has no money to run his denfenses!
*prepares a squadren(sp?) of B-1052's with 24 daisy cutters each*
:lol:
They have Daggothian paper on them as materials :) . Not just any paper, but Daggothian paper.
Arribastan
28-09-2003, 22:03
mine? :cry:
never mind, little one. heres some paper. it'll be good as new if you buils it again. what was it? A4? :D
Jono Land is selling its B-1052s for 1 billion each.
United Elias
28-09-2003, 22:42
We are also selling the production rights to these:
The XM-140 Antiaircraft gun.
This weapon can be carried by any infantryman for emergency close-range air defense against n00b aircraft.
http://www.deutsches-kunststoff-museum.de/pics/soaker.jpg
Type: high-velocity antiaircraft cannon.
Range: about 20 feet
Caliber: none
Action: pump
magazine capacity: 4 cups H20
Price: $15
we'll take 100! ooh shooting down n00b planes! :mrgreen:
Benderland
28-09-2003, 22:54
Jono Land after the succsufffull test. Is mas prouducing th eplane. Orders will be accepted. 100 will be made wwithen a month!
http://mcx99.homestead.com/files/godmod.jpg
Jono Land after the succsufffull test. Is mas prouducing th eplane. Orders will be accepted. 100 will be made wwithen a month!
http://mcx99.homestead.com/files/godmod.jpg
Classic.
this is the classic thread.
and that's why it's classic. (now where is that dust particle? I want to fire it at Jono Land)
This is freaking hillarious!
this has got to be the funniest thread ever.
Oglethorpia
16-11-2003, 23:04
Jono Land, we are very impressed with your technology.
We shall replace our entire bomber squadron with these fantastic paper bombers.
-- Cinicysm Bureau
New Empire
16-11-2003, 23:06
this has got to be the funniest thread ever.
Yeah, you sure were a godmodding numberwanker back then, ha ha.
In a recent test a prototype B-1052 flew 12,000 miles with 24 daisy cutters inside. The project had received an additional 250 million dollars
"McOtty, get the craft into position."
"Sir, we're already over Jono Land."
http://www.hemperium.com/images/free/lvs/225leaf101.jpg
"Good, good, now Captain Pulu! Fire the Ignore Cannon!"
http://www.hemperium.com/images/free/science/ani-nuke.gif