NationStates Jolt Archive


Framed pictures of me for sale!

28-09-2003, 13:33
The leader of Steve is Handsome offers autographed, nicely framed pictures of himself displaying his tremendous handsomeness. :)


The price is $ 50 per each, with a limit of 1,000,000 per customer.
Benderland
28-09-2003, 14:45
Can we use them for firewood? :lol:
28-09-2003, 22:50
You may use them however you'd like!

How many should we send? We expect immediate payment :)







The nation of Steve is handsome threatens war against any nation that does not purchae pictures. :x
28-09-2003, 23:02
You may use them however you'd like!

How many should we send? We expect immediate payment :)







The nation of Steve is handsome threatens war against any nation that does not purchae pictures. :x
That sounds like an extremely Jono Landish proposal. Anywho, I'd like to buy one for use as a public toilet.
Omz222
28-09-2003, 23:05
We will purchase 10, to be used to be used as bathroom tissues to wipe our leaders' bum with.

Foreign Affairs Ministry
28-09-2003, 23:11
We would like 100..as targets for our snipers. Not.
28-09-2003, 23:14
We refuse to buy any. Threaten us with war now, please.
30-09-2003, 04:00
We refuse to buy any. Threaten us with war now, please.

Failure to purchase framed pictures of Steve will result in a formal declaration of war. You have 24 hours to comply.
imported_Comdidia
30-09-2003, 04:04
I wont buy any since we have enough toliet paper as it is for our nation and targets. :twisted: and good luck with your war agaisnt the big nations, your going to need alot of it.......

note- i might buy some when we run out of targets though.