NationStates Jolt Archive


B-1052 On Verge of Completion

28-09-2003, 12:41
Jono Land's B-1052 is almost ready for production. It has complteted its first flight! The B-1052 has 16 enginges each with 500,000 tons of thrust. Thant gives it 8 million pounds of thrust which is more than the Saturn V rocket! We have made the aircraft twice as wide, and twice as tall. It can carry 24 Daisy Cutters. The plane is scheldudled to fly 12,000 mile with 24 daisy cutters inside in a week!
28-09-2003, 12:47
Aren't you in a war against Kahta, The Resi Corporation, etc.? I find it highly unlikely you'd have time and money to build a giant airplane while you're spraying your harmless powder acid or rushing your population into other nations.
28-09-2003, 12:48
We Know. I am just a spokes person for the anti-Heraci pact. Ike Island is not at war. So he is helping us in gigantic amounts.
United Elias
28-09-2003, 12:48
IGNORED
Crookfur
28-09-2003, 12:49
Oh look a target even bigger than the B52.

Ignoring the fact that this is actually likely impossible it is just one big assed target that will die as soon as it sees an air defence system.
28-09-2003, 12:49
How is it impossible?
United Elias
28-09-2003, 12:50
a Setpmeber nation for a start, another Spruce Goose second, and hahaha third.
28-09-2003, 12:51
As I have said before, this is not only me it is a group of 9 nations!
28-09-2003, 12:55
Have I understood this correctly? You and 8 September nations are working together to build an airplane with enough power to leave the Earth's atmosphere? That's like Rhode Island, Virginia, Tennessee, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Nova Scotia tried to invent cold fusion (in real life. And yes, I know Nova Scotia is in Canada).
28-09-2003, 12:56
IGNORED
Kahta
28-09-2003, 12:57
9 Nations? oh you mean you and your other god modding puppets?
28-09-2003, 12:58
Would you please tell me why this is sooooooooooo imposible
28-09-2003, 12:59
none of the partners here are puppets. But the republic of the grand soviet union is mine. But it never helped. Me and u will notice it never bought acid.
Kahta
28-09-2003, 12:59
Our AWACs have detected it. We have sent 50 F-22's after it. The F-22's are fully loaded with 6 AIM-120 AMRAMMS each.

(This should be a fun role play)
28-09-2003, 13:00
I hope you know that I am in GeForce and you'll need to shoot pass his defences. Any way we send out the 400 F-15s we ordered to intercept
28-09-2003, 13:01
Would you please tell me why this is sooooooooooo imposible

Could it be the fact that you (and your 8 friends/puppets/slaves) are building the most powerful airplane in history, while my country's (which is approx. the same age as all of you) main export is stuffed hedgehogs?
28-09-2003, 13:01
200 Su-34s also on chase!
28-09-2003, 13:02
So whats wrong with being ambitious?
28-09-2003, 13:05
I hope you know that I am in GeForce and you'll need to shoot pass his defences. Any way we send out the 400 F-15s we ordered to intercept

Another interesting concept :) . You're apparently able to continue construction of your aviated hippo without ANY obstacles right after your whole population had charged through enemy lines and into a foreign nation? Hmm...
And why has none of your 8 allies posted anything on the project?
And Kahta, indeed, this will be fun to roleplay, once I make up something humorous enough to post. :)
Kahta
28-09-2003, 13:14
Would you please tell me why this is sooooooooooo imposible

Apart from the fact it has 16 engines, produces 8 Million pounds of thrust, is twice as long and wide AS A SATURN ROCKET, and you expect it to fly....
28-09-2003, 13:15
Its a long as a standard B-52!
Kahta
28-09-2003, 13:16
I hope you know that I am in GeForce and you'll need to shoot pass his defences. Any way we send out the 400 F-15s we ordered to intercept

Actually I believe I bombed every military place in your country, and of course every runway. Don't tell me its a secret, I missed it, or it's underground because we throughly checked every image, and we have AWACs.
28-09-2003, 13:19
its been in prouduction in manly GeForce 4
28-09-2003, 13:22
its been in prouduction in manly GeForce 4

Umm... yeah... there's just the problem that GeForce hasn't been developing any hunks of junk with you and your 8 friends, and I doubt he's given you rights to waste a few hundred square meters for your project.

On a side note, Jono Land's given me a great idea. We should have a parodical RP some time where we go to war and INTENTIONALLY godmod. That'd be so nifty, and for once you'd be free to amass a billion-headed army!
Kahta
28-09-2003, 13:22
200 Su-34s also on chase!

I think you may have forgotten that they were all destroyed on your Kamakaze Mission against my CBG of 25 Ticonderoga Class cruisers, 20 Arleigh Burke Destroyers, and other things such as my 3 Carriers with 50 Tomcats and 50 F/a-18s each total.
Autonomous City-states
28-09-2003, 13:24
As an aerospace engineer, I'd like to throw in my two cents...
Yeah, this is just a bad idea. I wouldn't give it the time of day. No one even builds single-purpose, single-weapon aircraft any more. As has been stated before, all Jono Land is doing is building a really big target with someone else's resources.
Kahta
28-09-2003, 13:31
Its a long as a standard B-52!

Perhaps, if your country wasn't full of inbreds and retards, your scientists (IQ=75) would realize a project like this isnt feasible.
Kahta
28-09-2003, 13:34
As an aerospace engineer, I'd like to throw in my two cents...
Yeah, this is just a bad idea. I wouldn't give it the time of day. No one even builds single-purpose, single-weapon aircraft any more. As has been stated before, all Jono Land is doing is building a really big target with someone else's resources.

Excellent point, even the B-2 has changed roles as has the B-52. From thermonuclear to general purpose.
28-09-2003, 13:36
Its a long as a standard B-52!

It's as long as a standard B-52, yet is twice as wide and twice as tall? Man, whoever planned that kind of a plane seriously needs to stop smoking Mary Jane.
Kahta
28-09-2003, 13:39
its been in prouduction in manly GeForce 4

We all know you gomod. I guess GeFOrce does too.
Kahta
28-09-2003, 13:45
Its a long as a standard B-52!

It's as long as a standard B-52, yet is twice as wide and twice as tall? Man, whoever planned that kind of a plane seriously needs to stop smoking Mary Jane.

It's more than Mary Jane. Perhaps meth is easy to come by in GeForce