Diminix scraps Humvees
Over two hundred large unmanned cargo boats, carrying one hundred and ten thousand armored humvees. The boats were sent out over five thousand miles into the pacific ocean and then each boat was blown up. The government said over twenty thousand pounds of c4 were used on the boats, destroying all humvees in the military.
But this does not mean they are not going to use highly mobile armored vehicles ever again. The army is replacing the old shitty humvees with H2'S!!! Just highly modified; such as they will be plated with armor and have a .50 caliber machine gun on top. The H2 is also larger, being able to carry six troops instead of four. They'll be in four different colors. And plus an increased number of H2's are being order; two hundred and fifty thousand.
http://www.edmunds.com/media/reviews/future_cars/01.dec/03.hummer.h2.act2.500.jpg
We congratulate the nation of Diminix for its achievement and actions. Is it possible for us to order a black one with the Fox News Channel logo emblazed on the side?
Sure; but an armored news hummer with a .50 cal ontop? :o
Fauchland
27-09-2003, 22:38
Sure; but an armored news hummer with a .50 cal ontop? :o
It must be for Geraldo.
You shouldn't have blown them up, I for one would have taken quite a few of them off your hands.
Andrehervia
27-09-2003, 22:40
Don't you think it would have been easier just to sell the Humvees, rather than blow them up? :?
You shouldn't have blown them up, I for one would have taken quite a few of them off your hands.
The military isn't too fond of giving away old stuff
For $$$, of course :roll:
Yes, yes. Secretary of Defense Geraldo Rivera has requested a black armored H2 with the FoxNews logo emblazoned on the side. :)
It's simple, we didn't want to sell it ok?
Stop H2 production and buy BPM-97 because it lookc nice!
http://www.jed.simonides.org/4x4afv/bravo/bpm_series/bpm-97/bpm97_004.jpg
You can mount an MG, ATGM's, a grenade launcher, or SAMs onto it. And oh yeah survives 12.77mm MG fire.
Skittletopia
27-09-2003, 22:53
Skittletopia condems Diminix for this gross act of wanton harm to the environment, ever heard of recycling, mister? how about not blowing up big metal fuel-filled ships in the middle of the sea? a cleanup team is on it's way.
Besides, humvees=good cannon fodder!
Skittletopia condems Diminix for this gross act of wanton harm to the environment, ever heard of recycling, mister? how about not blowing up big metal fuel-filled ships in the middle of the sea? a cleanup team is on it's way.
:( its our waters..but ok ill clean it up.
and no bisons i dont want those things. if you havent noticed the diminix government focuses on fashion alot lol
Skittletopia
27-09-2003, 22:59
Skittletopia thanks dominix and mails a "be green" bumper sticker for each of those new hummers :)
Skittletopia
27-09-2003, 23:05
oops, uhm, freudian slip? ><
These then (they may look ugly but theres an amazing 28 modules i.e different purposes for em: APC, infantry support, SAM, anti-tank, ambulance, etc.)
http://www.jed.simonides.org/4x4afv/golf/gaz3937_series/3937-10/gaz39371_3.jpg
Youre stubborn.
Oh well
*issues a few more Gora machine guns to his troops*
no i just dont want them i have no need forthem lol
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Can I have approcimately 5,000 H2's please, 1,000 in beige, 2,000 in Green, 1,000 in white with gey bits and 1,000 in an urban camoflage please.
Hm...
We wonder if Diminix would become a major supplier of H2s to the world...?
If you want we could make you a batch of military h2's?
Freedom Country - Calm on now..I never said I would supply everyone :wink:
I wish you would, they looks cool.
And Humvees are the worlds worst gas guzzlers.....after M1A2 Abrams :wink:
Pleeease :) :cry:
Andrehervia
27-09-2003, 23:20
I'll have a few of both, if you like.
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Arg - brb I'm making a sales thread 8)
Skittletopia
27-09-2003, 23:47
gey bits? what, like a rainbow triangle painted on the side?