NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.geocities.com/ssjskittle/ssp.txt
This rifle, project ESSAR-2, was planned to replace the skittletopian standard assualt rifle, as the skittletopian standard assault rifle. in one respect, the project was a success, this bulpup config 7.62 NATO rifle, with an 800 cyclic RPM, is a reliable and sturdy, and with it's experimental thermal/nv scope, technically advanced, workhorse. the main issue with it is, to quote an experienced sargent asked to trial the gun, "really fucking hideous." now we're not saying aesthetics matter too much on the battlefield, but jesus h. christ, it looks like frankenstein fucked a scrapyard, and this was the lovechild. so we're practically giving it away at half it's predicted price. Eight hundred US dollars per unit... any takers?

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I'll take one for laughs.

I'll take one for laughs.

gun in post. stupid marriage, sorry, we're embarrised of the numbers of these we made, so we'd prefer it if you specified a number :)

I'll take 200 at 500 English Sterling

The United-Kingdom, the Realms of the Darkness
General Secretary and Foriegn Affairs Minister

guns shipped. £100,000 please

OMFG! |3u/\/\pZ0R

OOC: I don't want any IC, but I actually think that gun looks good.

That guns would scare any soldier.
Ill take 200

$160,000 please :) guns shipped

Edenstein will purchase 10,000.

Edenstein will purchase 10,000.

that will be, eight million USD. guns airlifted.

"Tortar will purchase 10,000 of them as well... $8,000,000 will be wired to you now."

*Wires $8,000,000 USD*

Overseer of Arms - Baron Trog Diemskalp

Heh... Esamopia will replace its standard weapon by this... if tests show we like it.

Since we have a lot of money, we wont wait for test results... please send us:

4,000,000 at $800 each = $320,000,000

we are also willing to pay an additional $180,000,000 for a five year supply of ammo for each weapon.

Bringing total to half a billion.

If this is agreeable, please say so, and we will wire money.

0_0 holy crap on a yardstick yess. **guns shipped with a freaking ribbon tied to each one**

Sort out the sight an it's no too bad
Anyway we'll order 2000 for special purposes.

oh. the sight is an integral feature. rather than the weapon having a bayonet it was decided to make the tall, heavy sight a long, heavy sight, that way it can be used as a melee weapon in extreme circumstanses. kinda like the reason they make maglites so goddamned big

Fair enough but since this is likely to end up in the hands of police and paramilitary tactical units expect it to get cut off and replaced with an RIS.

$1,600,000 please. **guns choppered**

Funds wired :)

in that case we'll replace it free of charge.

I will take 300

funds will be wired

~The federation of Militoco

$240,000. choppered.

Let's see... stock from an Enfield L85 (I think), trigger from a Steyr Aug... as for the rest, no idea.

Good work :lol:

Stock's a FAMAS, trigger is an AUG, clip is a Hicap M4. butt is a PSG-1, grenade launcher is an M203, and i can't remember where the scope came from :)

we will take 1000 to see how it works. *800000$ wired*

Ill Take 6 for use in the Ghost special forces team.
We will happily test your weapons in our shooting range and if they live up to our standards i will buy several more for use in the future. I will pay in american dollars at whatever price they cost. Telegram me with the details.

aeolsa, that a comma or a decimal point?

4,800 please the SAS. **guns in post**

Ok ill send you a check from the MOD. Thank you for our agreement. Ill be in touch.
Cheers.

Signed
SAS

The Armed Republic of Windspear wishes to purchase 2000 of these rifles for $1,600,000. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

funnier looking gun.

http://www.geocities.com/ssjskittle/Smp.txt

ergonomically designed machine pistol, the fact it is stapped to the arm makes it easier to handle, almost as if an extension of the user's own arm. at the cost that it is slower to remove if the hand is required for something else. 60 round horizontal 9mm clip, 1000 rpm.

WE would like 1,0000000000000000000

WE mean to buy as many as possible say 1,000000000000000000000000

It looks okay actually.

10 Machine Pistols and 10 Assault Rifles.

Museums :wink:

Ariom... that'd prolly bankrupt you

FC, 13000usd please

2000 of them
money wired

$1,600,000 recieved. guns shipped.

OOC:

Skittle, I think he meant 1.000000000000000000000000 :lol:

You know i'm sure i've seen that SMG on a page illustrating various guns for an RPG with copy paste jobs.

holy mother of god. . . that gun is the ugliest mother I've ever seen. . . we'll take 12000 of them for our police, if nothing else so criminals will surrender as opposed to being humilated by being shot by that thing. . .

I think that comes to 9,600,000, throw in ammo and we'll go ahead and round it up to 10 million.

the assault rifle or the smg?

ya know, on second thought give me 12,000 of the assault rifles, and 48,000 of the SMGs, whats that bring it up to with ammo?

$33600000 without ammunition.

how much ammunition are you purchasing?

well we are effectivly a police state, so go ahead and give me about five clips per gun, that should be about 22 million rounds for the SMG and about 2 million rounds for the Assault rifle. So how much I owe you?

$59,600,000? that sound about right?

good enough, 59.6 million wired, pleasure doing buisness with you

I am coming up with a funny gun soon.

Funny looking hadgun/snipers sidearm:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/387586/SubGun.JPG

ESSAR-2s, ill take 100,000 of them, money wired upon confirmation

Confirmed. choppered.

I'll take one of each.