NationStates Jolt Archive

Because Matich is a annoying prick of a pussy, and because I feel like it:

The Commonwealth Air Force today launched 200 Puck Air Deployed Land Attack Missiles (ADLAMs) against the nation of Matich. These were targeted at various airfields through out the nation. Puck missiles have a 3,000 lb warhead, and range of 1,500 miles. The missiles were droped by Victor B.Mk.5s, 2 to a bomber.

No further attacks are planed.


-Chancellor James Lynch, Commonwealth of Seversky.

This will give us a chance to test our Constantine Class CGN's

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander
This will give us an excuse to invade Lands of Ages.

We will consider.

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander
This will give us an excuse to invade Lands of Ages.

We will consider.
I'll give you $50 trillion to do it.

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander
Well, that's one way to lower your life expectancy. Prepare for death.

And I'll have an excuse to invade you Omz! Twelve Submarines have been launched to protect the missle launch ships and the army has been put on level four alert!

And I'll have an excuse to invade you Omz! Twelve Submarines have been launched to protect the missle launch ships and the army has been put on level four alert!
Invade me, and you... Think of death.

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander

Upon becomeing aware of LoA's apparent desire for assisted suicide via sats, The Commonwealth Air Force delivered 3 Iron Dog nuclear anti ship missiles to the vacinity of LoA's fleet, via Victor B.Mk.1s.

-Chancellor James Lynch.

I am ten times stronger than you unless you call of you allie and alliances and I have not yet fired if anybody was killed the ships will fire

I am ten times stronger than you unless you call of you allie and alliances and I have not yet fired if anybody was killed the ships will fire
No they wont. They're not there anymore.

I am ten times stronger than you unless you call of you allie and alliances and I have not yet fired if anybody was killed the ships will fire
:lol:

Me:
Omz222 Gross Domestic Product
Population: 572,000,000
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Frightening
GDP per Capita: $35,000
GDP: $20,020,000,000,000
National Budget: $10,079,989,920,000

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Omz222

You:

Lands of Ages Gross Domestic Product
Population: 585,000,000
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Powerhouse
GDP per Capita: $25,000
GDP: $14,625,000,000,000
National Budget: $4,912,830,000,000

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Lands%20of%20Ages

And no, not being a pussy means that I won't bring my allies in.

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander

Upon becomeing aware of LoA's apparent desire for assisted suicide via sats, The Commonwealth Air Force delivered 3 Iron Dog nuclear anti ship missiles to the vacinity of LoA's fleet, via Victor B.Mk.1s.

-Chancellor James Lynch.

lol they haven't even left our harbors lol! The ships pull out of the harbor fully armed and ready to protect their allies

I am ten times stronger than you unless you call of you allie and alliances and I have not yet fired if anybody was killed the ships will fire
:lol:

Me:
Omz222 Gross Domestic Product
Population: 572,000,000
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Frightening
GDP per Capita: $35,000
GDP: $20,020,000,000,000
National Budget: $10,079,989,920,000

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Omz222

You:

Lands of Ages Gross Domestic Product
Population: 585,000,000
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Powerhouse
GDP per Capita: $25,000
GDP: $14,625,000,000,000
National Budget: $4,912,830,000,000

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Lands%20of%20Ages

And no, not being a pussy means that I won't bring my allies in.

Money doesn't mean shit k :wink:

lol they haven't even left our harbors lol! The ships pull out of the harbor fully armed and ready to protect their allies

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander


Maybe you should work on some grammar. See your English teacher for details.

Money doesn't mean shit k :wink:

Actually, a 800 million nation with a Imploded economy can be easily invaded by a 300 mil nation with a Frighteniong economy, unless the 800 mil nation godmodes.

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander

Upon becomeing aware of LoA's apparent desire for assisted suicide via sats, The Commonwealth Air Force delivered 3 Iron Dog nuclear anti ship missiles to the vacinity of LoA's fleet, via Victor B.Mk.1s.

-Chancellor James Lynch.

lol they haven't even left our harbors lol! The ships pull out of the harbor fully armed and ready to protect their allies
Alright, let me amend the statement:

The CSAF delivered 150 Puck and 171 Steel Dog missiles into the port. The Steel Dog missiles are TV guided on termanal decent, and were targeted at the Missile Ships. These missiles were delivered by Victor B.Mk.1s, 3s, and 4s.

-Chancellor James Lynch.

lol they haven't even left our harbors lol! The ships pull out of the harbor fully armed and ready to protect their allies

On the attack of our allies the Lands of Ages Navy has sent fifteen missile launch ships and armed 500 Tomahawks and 140 Jeffersons to be fired at Seversky

Navy Commander


Maybe you should work on some grammar. See your English teacher for details.

Yeah I sent them but those were orders and orders take time to comply and they aren't the fastet ships in the world ok they take time to get there :wink:

Yeah I sent them but those were orders and orders take time to comply and they aren't the fastet ships in the world ok they take time to get there :wink:

Another one to work on:

Run-on sentences.

Ships heading to help crush Matich:
3 Impaler class Aircraft Carriers
3 Vlad Dracul Aircraft carriers
6 Mihai I Battlecruisers
8 Soyuz IV Battleships
6 Constantine Cruisers
15 Wallachia Cruisers
35 Sovremmeny Destroyers
45 Calarasi frigates
40 Taruntul V Fast attack boats
10 Bucharest Landing ships

[secret IC]
39 Type 555 SSN's
8 Type 490 SSK's
15 Type 621 SSGN's
10 Type 666 SSGN's
[/secret IC]

The ships pull out only to be attacked by airplanes and missiles three ships were sunk along with a submarine and the others heavily damaged and four station anti-aircraft fired ten long ranged missiles at the planes

Omz, that gives me an excuse to destroy YOU.

Ah, the dominoes fall.


Actually- I can be hired by either side. *relaxes*

The ships pull out only to be attacked by airplanes and missiles three ships were sunk along with a submarine and the others heavily damaged and four station anti-aircraft fired "ten long ranged missiles" at the planes

OOC:

Rp tip of the day:
Since you only said "long range missiles", he can assume that those were tomahawks, instead of SM-2s/etc.

Omz, that gives me an excuse to destroy YOU.

OOC: how?

Lets see here, what do I have sitting around not doing anything right now...

The Following forces will be blowing the shit out of Matich, which is quite fun:


CNS Brixton CVNCBG
CNS FairField CVNCBG
CNS Owen McKain CVNCBG
CNS Intrepid CVNCBG
CNS Patrick McGroarty CVNCBG
CNS Dublin CVNCBG
CNS Rhinehart CVNCBG
CNS Hawkeye CVNCBG
CNS Illustrious CVCBG
CNS Victorious CVCBG
CNS Murphy CVCBG
CNS Boston CVCBG

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th AmAct Groups.
1st and 2nd Ex.Forces. (Commonwealth Army)

Official Statement

We will change our status to "nertual" in this war.

Invading Matich or Lands of Ages would provide long-time difficulties for us.

That is all, goodday.

Omz, that gives me an excuse to destroy YOU.

Ah, the dominoes fall.


Actually- I can be hired by either side. *relaxes*
And Omz is my best customer so I would have a reason to destroy you...

Omz, that gives me an excuse to destroy YOU.

OOC: how?I helped Matich out a bit in June, and will probably help him now.

But dont worry that wasnt meant seriously.

Omz, that gives me an excuse to destroy YOU.

Ah, the dominoes fall.


Actually- I can be hired by either side. *relaxes*
And Omz is my best customer so I would have a reason to destroy you...
Have fun getting past Belems defensive walls.

Omz, that gives me an excuse to destroy YOU.

OOC: how?I helped Matich out a bit in June, and will probably help him now.

But dont worry that wasnt meant seriously.
OOC: Techinally if I invade Matich, some of my old allies in his alliance would get onto me...

Actually- I can be hired by either side. *relaxes*
50 Trillion USD enough?

Invading Me?

No those where my own made long range anti-aircraft missiles
and those ships will be scrapped they were old and half damaged
And omz back off you have nothing to do with this so bye!

Actually- I can be hired by either side. *relaxes*
50 Trillion USD enough?
:shock: :shock: :shock:

hell yes.....

where did you get all this money?

The ships pull out only to be attacked by airplanes and missiles three ships were sunk along with a submarine and the others heavily damaged and four station anti-aircraft fired ten long ranged missiles at the planes
The Victors were standing off at 1,500 miles, no, your AA missiles dont have that range.

How the hell did an anti ship missile hit a submarine?

30 Tu-160's flew a low level attack on LoA's ships, releasing each of their 6 SS-N-30 missiles 400km out.


I'll post my damages after you respond.

The ships pull out only to be attacked by airplanes and missiles three ships were sunk along with a submarine and the others heavily damaged and four station anti-aircraft fired ten long ranged missiles at the planes
The Victors were standing off at 1,500 miles, no, your AA missiles dont have that range.

How the hell did an anti ship missile hit a submarine?

How did they shoot that far away? The submarine was surfaced!

Actually- I can be hired by either side. *relaxes*
50 Trillion USD enough?
:shock: :shock: :shock:

hell yes.....

where did you get all this money?
I've been robbing verious charities.
*despatches C-130 full of suitcases full of 20 dollar bills*
Here ya go.
Now blow the fuck out of him.

The ships pull out only to be attacked by airplanes and missiles three ships were sunk along with a submarine and the others heavily damaged and four station anti-aircraft fired ten long ranged missiles at the planes
The Victors were standing off at 1,500 miles, no, your AA missiles dont have that range.

How the hell did an anti ship missile hit a submarine?

How did they shoot that far away? The submarine was surfaced!
Ah. Ok. so it was surfaced.

These missiles are varients of our standard cruise missiles. Puck's have 1,500 mile ranges with a 3,000 lb warhead, Steel Dogs have a 2,000 mile range and a 1,000 lb warhead.

30 Tu-160's flew a low level attack on LoA's ships, releasing each of their 6 SS-N-30 missiles 400km out.


I'll post my damages after you respond.

The rest of the ship were destroyed but the four anti-aircraft sites fired 12 more missiles and the the ships managed to fire 200 tomahawks at the aircraft before they were blown apart

Oh Ok We have withdrawn from this war goodbye all

~ Blade

I think a Tu-160 can out run a tomahawk...

anyway 6 were shot down.


24 FB-124's are bieng prepared for a strike against Matich.

I think a Tu-160 can out run a tomahawk...

anyway 6 were shot down.


24 FB-124's are bieng prepared for a strike against Matich.

Depends on the speed :wink:

Actually- I can be hired by either side. *relaxes*
50 Trillion USD enough?
:shock: :shock: :shock:

hell yes.....

where did you get all this money?
I've been robbing verious charities.
*despatches C-130 full of suitcases full of 20 dollar bills*
Here ya go.
Now blow the f--- out of him.
Assuming he unignored you, 1 owning coming riiiight up!

Xerlox - You're on Severky side?

If so..Diminix is completely neutral

CSN Hornet FA.Mk.1s begin to carry out strikes against Matich's cities, with the express purpose of killing civilians.

The Hornets fired off Seversky's intire invintory of EAW-10 missiles (I do believe thats the proper missile. United Elias, if you read this, please confirm, i bought a TON of them from you a long time ago).

From the carrier's escorts, and independant squadrons, 2000 Puck LAMs were launched against AA, Airfields, communications centers, radar instalations, and government buildings.

Xerlox - You're on Severky side?

If so..Diminix is completely neutral
Go away Dimwit.

as the Romanian battlegroup aproached Matich they had passed the magic "3,000 mile line" meaing they could release their AS-19 missiles. On the command of Grand Admiral Montenescu 450 AS-19 left their launchers aboard various ships and thundered towards Matich's capital city with the aim of causing panic as well as taking out communications capacities.

ooc: Each AS-19 carries 2 warheads, and flies at Mach 5.

Xerlox - You're on Severky side?

If so..Diminix is completely neutral
Go away Dimwit.


I don't take orders from geeks

Xerlox - You're on Severky side?

If so..Diminix is completely neutral
Go away Dimwit.


I don't take orders from geeks
Go away Dimwit, or I'll glass you.

Xerlox - You're on Severky side?

If so..Diminix is completely neutral
Go away Dimwit.


I don't take orders from geeks
Go away Dimwit, or I'll glass you.


Um no..I think I'll stay. I'm not doin shit to you so just back off girl

Um no..I think I'll stay. I'm not doin shit to you so just back off girl

You got any outstanding alliances that will blow the shit out of me for dumping 1,200 nuclear warheads on you?

Um no..I think I'll stay. I'm not doin shit to you so just back off girl

You got any outstanding alliances that will blow the shit out of me for dumping 1,200 nuclear warheads on you?

Well I think I'm still part of the Dominion or GOD or GDOAD..whatever it's name is now lol

Um no..I think I'll stay. I'm not doin shit to you so just back off girl

You got any outstanding alliances that will blow the shit out of me for dumping 1,200 nuclear warheads on you?

Well I think I'm still part of the Dominion or GOD or GDOAD..whatever it's name is now lol
Fair enough.
The Commonwealth politely requests for you to please stand down from... wait... what did you do? screw it. Never mind.

It ghot disbanded Dimwit.


Seversky- I can add in 1,000 warheads.

It ghot disbanded Dimwit.


Seversky- I can add in 1,000 warheads.

Ghot?

Plus I'm part of Skynet

And I still have some allies that I could help..even if it is disbanded or not.

It ghot disbanded Dimwit.


Seversky- I can add in 1,000 warheads.

Ghot?

Plus I'm part of Skynet

And I still have some allies that I could help..even if it is disbanded or not.
Low flying nuclear cruise missiles, problem solved.

Doesn't matter anyway..this is all OOC..IC I've ignored you. Seversky is still ok IC..but I still have allies. I can ask Garrison II cuz i talk to him on aim

Doesn't matter anyway..this is all OOC..IC I've ignored you. Seversky is still ok IC..but I still have allies. I can ask Garrison II cuz i talk to him on aim
And im not gonna glass him.
Pending he requinizes you.

Dark Terror always spams my thread which is posting to be disruptive which means I can ignore him

Dark Terror always spams my thread which is posting to be disruptive which means I can ignore him
Once I post in them, theyre dooomed! Just ask Kitsylvania!


Now Ill be holding your threads ransom.

Dark Terror always spams my thread which is posting to be disruptive which means I can ignore him
Once I post in them, theyre dooomed! Just ask Kitsylvania!


Now Ill be holding your threads ransom.

I've already talked to a mod about you :arrow:

Have fun. FAQ says spamming is 3 or 4 messages- or does that only apply to tgrams?
Either way one of your threads was hijacked (and I posted a strictly IC comment about my president yawning), the rest well... survived :(

Have fun. FAQ says spamming is 3 or 4 messages- or does that only apply to tgrams?

W/e you say little boy

Have fun. FAQ says spamming is 3 or 4 messages- or does that only apply to tgrams?

W/e you say little boy
Whatever you say, Mr. Sidewinders against carriers.

Have fun. FAQ says spamming is 3 or 4 messages- or does that only apply to tgrams?

W/e you say little boy
Whatever you say, Mr. Sidewinders against carriers.

That makes me really unpopular :roll:

Have fun. FAQ says spamming is 3 or 4 messages- or does that only apply to tgrams?

W/e you say little boy
Whatever you say, Mr. Sidewinders against carriers.

That makes me really unpopular :roll:
No, just stupid.

And if the mods do something, my good friend Zossen can report you for posting in his thread about what a shitty RPer he was.

I'm not a military geek like you

And what? You're getting worried that the mods might actually do something? One little insult won't equal up to about 100 people not liking you

Also, Grunge France is my ally

*bumP*

That is utterly true: Dimix is friend an ally of The Most Serene Republic of Grunge-France, and well, those who know me already know that I will destroy heaven and hell if that´s needed to protect my allies, so be careful.

However, no need to be worried, supossing Dark Terror is willing to respect the Non-Agression pact we have wich applies also to not to bother my allies nor his, and I´m sure dark terror wants to respect it, to save the little credibility and the little care most of the big boys have to him.