NationStates Jolt Archive


Jono Land bringing down price of aicd weapons

26-09-2003, 20:49
do to an incredible demand from n00bs we have brought down the price of manufacturing rights to acid weapons toa billion so n00bs can afford it
26-09-2003, 20:51
Are you selling these acid weapons?

The United-Kingdom, the Realms of the Darkness
General Secretary and Foreign Affairs Minister
New Genoa
26-09-2003, 20:51
OOC: N00bs? Look at yourself.

IC: Footage of the NGDD top officials laughing for an hour has been publically released. This was after they were informed of Jono Land's "acid weapons."

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The Free Republic of New Genoa
26-09-2003, 20:55
*Foreign Minister recognises date of the 'birth' of the Jono Land and laughs histerically, falls of his chair and fractures his wrist*
26-09-2003, 21:21
The republic of crazed butts buy acid weapons for a billion bucks. Money will be wired when we receive shipment
26-09-2003, 21:23
i'd like the plans for the acid weapons
Independent Hitmen
26-09-2003, 21:24
*Foreign Minister recognises date of the 'birth' of the Jono Land and laughs histerically, falls of his chair and fractures his wrist*

OOC: Ive done that its piss annoying.
Mef
26-09-2003, 21:31
Hey, who wants to start Jono Land War IV?
Arribastan
26-09-2003, 21:33
oooh, oooh me.
I'm not a n00b
572 mil population
26-09-2003, 21:34
sticky ntoes is also accepting the goverment in exile of Jono land
Mef
26-09-2003, 21:34
oooh, oooh me.
I'm not a n00b
572 mil population
You were in the last one, weren't you?
26-09-2003, 21:34
Uh...huh...
Arribastan
26-09-2003, 21:36
oooh, oooh me.
I'm not a n00b
572 mil population
You were in the last one, weren't you?
yes. he's getting really annoying and i just made some military purchases
26-09-2003, 21:48
answer me
26-09-2003, 21:49
the order is sent and who is this
27-09-2003, 12:45
even though we're a super new n00b we want acid weapons to defend ourselves and we will buy!
Zvarinograd
27-09-2003, 12:50
Do you have any idea what acid weaponry does to your environment when you're using it to defend yourself?
27-09-2003, 12:51
we llok in aww at these new weapons, they look amazing, so that is why we wish to buy them. Money is transfirred
27-09-2003, 12:52
We are sending are orders
27-09-2003, 13:14
Woah... buissness is booming!
27-09-2003, 13:42
We will buy manufacturing rights!
27-09-2003, 13:47
order confimred
Kahta
27-09-2003, 14:03
Whoah thats over 5 puppets...

Jono Land... you have not responded to the war.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=74714&highlight=

Ahh yes, where do you intend to make these weapons?
How did you escape?
Where did you escape to?
Do you think the war is over?
27-09-2003, 14:05
puppets, u need to do some reaserch first! These guys are not our puppets
Kahta
27-09-2003, 14:10
Notice the login patterns. I am sure that they are puppets, what are the odds of all these new countries buying acid weapons from you?

Ahh yes you also seem for forget that I can look at the governments and see the most recent activity, then compare it to you.

Please respond to the war thread.
27-09-2003, 17:02
jono land, if u need help fighting ur wars, u can join the empire of arcine and we will protect u
t-gram me with an answer
Artitsa
27-09-2003, 18:21
Aha, a bunch of September nations fighting against a coalition of much much much larger nations. Actually I'm ignoring all Sept 22-Current date so its all good. Jonoland doesn't exist and neither do Acid weapons, anyone that buys them will not be recognized.
Kahta
28-09-2003, 02:04
Aha, a bunch of September nations fighting against a coalition of much much much larger nations. Actually I'm ignoring all Sept 22-Current date so its all good. Jonoland doesn't exist and neither do Acid weapons, anyone that buys them will not be recognized.

I second that.
Andrehervia
28-09-2003, 02:08
I wouldn't be surprised if Jono Land's acid weapons is Toilet Duck.