Attack of the APES.
Yes. The humans have run this planet long enough befouling it with their very smelly existence.
They have done nothing but destroy our beloved planet earth with their evil assaults on Mother Nature.
Fellow ape people, our time has come.
It is time to subdue the humans and do to them what they have done to our kind.
As they did our ancestors, we will dissect them and use them as guinea pigs in bizarre medical and weird scientific experiments.
Our revenge is at hand.
Benderland
26-09-2003, 01:31
*fires up the BBQ*
YEEHAW! We're gonna be havin ape-burgers tonight!
Grab your bananas, your sticks, and your stones fellow apes and throw them at the evil humans.
Break out of your cages and run amok in their cities and create total chaos.
This planet belongs to apes, not hairless humans.
umm...how bout not. i could probably kick your ape butts. lol
imported_Christoniac
26-09-2003, 01:37
"Um daddy can we go to the zoo".
"Sure son" grabs assault rifle.
Want another shiny thing? *points to nuke*
*Loads up 12 B-52s with CBU-87s but does not launch.....yet*
New Genoa
26-09-2003, 01:38
Do not even attempt to attack the human race. The retributions will be dire.
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The Free Republic of New Genoa
Grab your bananas, your sticks, and your stones fellow apes and throw them at the evil humans.
Break out of your cages and run amok in their cities and create total chaos.
This planet belongs to apes, not hairless humans.
Leave the apes be. Their primitive weapons can't do anything to us.
But it is very amusing that the primitive species of earth are rising against their human oppressors on the planet.
Think I'll just sit back with my soda and enjoy the comedy.
Want another shiny thing? *points to nuke**really wants to give them a shiny thing* For free too! :D
*Loads up 12 B-52s with CBU-87s but does not launch.....yet*
LMAO. Humans are attacked with sticks and stones and the earth people fight back with big bad bombers. Cause apes are throwing rocks at them.
Euroslavia
26-09-2003, 01:43
can you pass me a Vanilla Pepsi West Moon? I'll share some of my gummy bears with you.
Do not even attempt to attack the human race. The retributions will be dire.
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The Free Republic of New Genoa
Yes yes. LOL. You apes had better not attack the earth humans. They will make your species extinct just like they directly and deliberately caused the extinction of 90% of the species that used to live on earth.
The reason they're extinct, these humans killed them just for sport.
But this is very amusing comedy.
can you pass me a Vanilla Pepsi West Moon? I'll share some of my gummy bears with you.
Yeah. Sure. Have some.
It is comedy...that's the point.
"Cause I felt like it," you might say.
Euroslavia
26-09-2003, 01:45
can you pass me a Vanilla Pepsi West Moon? I'll share some of my gummy bears with you.
Yeah. Sure. Have some.
nice, i wonder how long the apes will last... 2 hours at the most maybe.
New Genoa
26-09-2003, 01:47
Listen carefully. God creates ape. Ape creates man. Man kills ape. Man kills God. We win.
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The Free Republic of New Genoa
We apes is tired. We go home now.
You give back bananas we threw at you.
Apes can.... fling their own S*it for biological weapons!
*grabs riot shield and deoderant*
Be careful!
New Genoa
26-09-2003, 01:49
Too late. We ate the bananas.
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The Free Republic of New Genoa
<Roania News>
A bunch of apes recently attempted to escape from the zoo, and throw bananas at us. Needless to say, they were all shot. In other news, taxes have-
<End transmission>
Apes can.... fling their own S*it for biological weapons!
*grabs riot shield and deoderant*
Be careful!
Fling shit? Grabs shit. Eeewww. bad bad bad smell.
Apes run from smelly sit.
Too late. We ate the bananas.
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The Free Republic of New Genoa
You give back bananas or we be mad.
*burns banannas to insult the apes*
:twisted:
*burns banannas to insult the apes*
:twisted:
Apes is mad now. Apes go bonkers. Begin throwing rocks and sticks at humans.
New Genoa
26-09-2003, 01:54
*Eats rocks and sticks*
*Fires M16 at Apes*
Goodnight.
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The Free Republic of New Genoa
Apes runs from sticks that spits out rocks and screams like thunder.
apes hides in trees and caves.
apes hides in trees and caves.
They get eaten by the vicious Dire Wolves that live in Roania's caves.
apes hides in trees and caves.Meet my little friend.... NAPALM. :twisted:
*begens dropping napalm on forests full of apes*
OOC: This is hilarious!
IC:
To: Paranthropus diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Combat tournament
You are welcome to send your 10 best warriors to try their prowess in unarmed combat against our top champion walrus wrestlers. Keep in mind that the average wrestler is well-trained in walrus-fu and weighs in excess of 1800 kilograms. We will cap the razor sharp tusks unless you want the matches to be extremely bloodthirsty.
...testing our new biological weopon: FLEA_X1.00 canisters
...loading on a pair of B-52
...dropping canisters on a bunch of apes hiding in the forest
...target acquired....
...itching has been noted...
...burned and damaged fur and skin has been noted...
...experiment is successful...
...have fun you damned APES...