NationStates Jolt Archive

I am quite tired of Nerolands and Jono Land, both of which are the same person, I'm sure of it. Anyway, whether or not I'm right or wrong about that, I know that I'm not the only one annoyed by their idiot butchering of the English language and very poorly thought out weapons.

It is from this point on that I declare war on the Republic of Nerolands and the People's Republic of Jono Lands.

The following force is now en route to Jono Lands, which will then move on to Nerolands once Jono Land has either surrendered or been destroyed... whichever is reached first.

September 25, 2003 – Operation Falcon – War Against Stupidity
Enemy States
The Republic of Nerolands
The People’s Republic of Jono Land

Task Force 39

9th Carrier Group
Antiga, Nimitz Class Carrier
Augusta, Ticonderoga Class Cruiser
Phalanx, Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer
Andrew, Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer
Tiger, Spruance Class Destroyer
Anvil, Spruance Class Destroyer
Three Oliver Hazard Perry Class Frigates

1st Regiment, 3rd Armoured Division
Personnel (Crew) - 356
Infantry - 456
M1A3 Abrams - 20
M2A3 Bradley - 44
LAV-25 - 16
M3A2 Bradley - 12
HUMMV M2 - 6
HUMMV M19 - 6
Bradley ADV - 8

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[Premier Bomfy]

Uh... No.

And I'm not making the weapons.

OOC: Aren't OOC reasons for war bad RPing?

IC: New Genoa has to remain neutral in this conflict after Jono Land's agression towards Haraki in the past. We however, don't necessarily support Aequatio either, in this matter. May you solve your differences diplomatically?

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The Free Republic of New Genoa

OOC: Let me at 'em.

IC:

The new 6th Patrol Group headed for the area surrounding Jono Land, and the 7th was dispatched to Nerolands to monitor the situation.

<Deployed>

2 Patrols Groups - (Each):

1 Shearwater Battleship
2 Type 45 Destroyers
2 Trimaran Escort Frigates

Oh boy... poor Jonoland.

Neroland fires a nuclear missle to try to intercepft the armies, but misses and hits the Jonoland Capital.

oops

OOC: Aren't OOC reasons for war bad RPing?

OOC: Gimme some slack, I got hit by a truck on monday and I've had a smaller tolerance for things lately. That and I haven't been thinking too straight.

Plus I've been dying to use my army since I just reorganized it.

Hey, please leave me outta dis war. I'm a trader, not a military country.

ooc: I'll help if you guys want me too. I really want to call in an airstrike.

OOC: I got resurrected...can I blow something up? :lol:

Blow up Jonoland's Acid Factory.

Here's the coordinates:

3C...4D

Blow up Jonoland's Acid Factory.

Here's the coordinates:

3C...4D

"You sunk my battleship"

With Jono Land out of the war due to... a nuclear strike :roll: (I'm gonna let that one slide), TF39 is now en route to The Republic of Nerolands.

The ultimatum stands as follows:

Nerolands, you have two choices...

Unconditional Surrender

-or-

Destruction

OOC Note to Mef: If he doesn't surrender, then go ahead and hit him before my task force gets there.

OOC: no, I'd rather take out both of you with a massive show of force. :D

"You sunk my battleship"

:lol:

The Patrol Group arrived on station ahead of the Aequation force.

THe ships fanned out, and beagn to feed targeting information back to MAFCCP, and to the ships own internal target databases.

Rule of Engagement for Nerolands are: Do not engage unless fired upon.

NEROLANDS HAS SURRENDERD!!!

Wanna buy some fuel?

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Air Cavalry troops have landed in Nerolands while forces are being landed on the coast, their objective is to move inland towards the Neroland capital to accept their surrender.

The Democratic States of Mef declares war on Nerolands for reckless and unstable use of weapons of mass distruction, as well as endangering innocent civilians (dropping toxic waste on Jono Land).
Our military is now on high alert.

The M.S.S. California Sun's battle group has been shipped out of port.

3 B-2 Stealth Bombers have lifted off from an undesignated airfield. It is en-route to Neroland's largest naval port. Hours later, after refueling, the Steath Bombers move in on their targets. Their deadly payloads dropped, they bombers egress to the airfield, but first must rendevouz with another tanker.
(ooc: I figure since the NS world is soooo big I would have to refuel twice.)

--Aequatian Department of Information—
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There was no double post… EVER!

The Democratic States of Mef declares war on Nerolands for reckless and unstable use of weapons of mass distruction, as well as endangering innocent civilians (dropping toxic waste on Jono Land).
Our military is now on high alert.

The M.S.S. California Sun's battle group has been shipped out of port.

3 B-2 Stealth Bombers have lifted off from an undesignated airfield. It is en-route to Neroland's largest naval port. Hours later, after refueling, the Steath Bombers move in on their targets. Their deadly payloads dropped, they bombers egress to the airfield, but first must rendevouz with another tanker.
(ooc: I figure since the NS world is soooo big I would have to refuel twice.)

The Democratic States of Mef declares war on Nerolands for reckless and unstable use of weapons of mass distruction, as well as endangering innocent civilians (dropping toxic waste on Jono Land).
Our military is now on high alert.

The M.S.S. California Sun's group has been shipped out of port.

3 B-2 Stealth Bombers have lifted off from an undesignated airfield. It is en-route to Neroland's largest naval port. Hours later, after refueling, the Steath Bombers move in on their targets. Their deadly payloads dropped, they bombers egress to the airfield, but first must rendevouz with another tanker.
(ooc: I figure since the NS world is soooo big I would have to refuel twice.)

The Democratic States of Mef declares war on Nerolands for reckless and unstable use of weapons of mass distruction, as well as endangering innocent civilians (dropping toxic waste on Jono Land).
Our military is now on high alert.

The M.S.S. California Sun's group has been shipped out of port.

3 B-2 Stealth Bombers have lifted off from an undesignated airfield. It is en-route to Neroland's largest naval port. Hours later, after refueling, the Steath Bombers move in on their targets. Their deadly payloads dropped, they bombers egress to the airfield, but first must rendevouz with another tanker.
(ooc: I figure since the NS world is soooo big I would have to refuel twice.)

WE SURRENDER!!! And please don't attack us. Our supplies is at your use.

*gives Mef and Aequatio 5,000 units of H-fuel*

Mef, you broke the RoE, plus I needed that port for later purposes. We'll talk later.

As for Nerolands, here are the terms of surrender:

1. No more stupidity from you or your partner, Jono Land

2. You will provide Aequatio, Mef and McLoed03 with reparations of no less than 5.5 Billion USD each. This can be in any form that suits each allied nation's satisfactory needs.

3. You will never do business with those interested in purchasing hazardous waste, chemicals which can be used in the production of weapons and biological agents.

--Aequatian Department of Information—
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There was no double post… EVER!

No one wants your damn H-fuel.

Mef, you broke the RoE,
That was meant as an attack on my own, you gave me no confirmation if I be with the coalition. I also wanted to show that I meant business. Plus the intended targets were only communications and shipyard facilities.

1. Jonoland is not under my control.
2. Sure thing. *gives Aequatio, Mef and McLoed03 their damands*
3. Sure thing.

There. Please don't attack me.

With the surrender, this conflict is now over for Aequatio. Since I have no control over Mef and McLoed03, they may continue to attack you if they wish.

Our payments can be made in Attans, our currency.

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[Premier Bomfy]

Ok Nerolands, all charges against you have been dropped. I'll give you 50 million for repairing my damage. You only need to give me three billion dollars for damages. Also once again, don't associate yourself with Jono land, just ignore him, and we'll get along fine.

We too have withdrawn forces from the region. We wish you goo dluck, and urge you to cease relations with Jono Land.

(OOC: great, 4 billion for not firing a shot)

Kill the stupid barstards :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :P :? :? :shock: :D :D :!: :!: :?: :?: :twisted: :idea: 8) 8) :( :?

Kill the stupid barstards :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :P :? :? :shock: :D :D :!: :!: :?: :?: :twisted: :idea: 8) 8) :( :?