Now only a secure holding facility
Independent Hitmen
25-09-2003, 16:38
Need a loan???
Got some spare cash lying around and no tanks to buy??
Why don't you talk to The Banking Company!!!!!
With competitive interest on all national accounts you can earn money for nothing!!!!!!(2%interest per annum)
Or alternatively take out a loan at only 4.5%apr for the first year and 5.2 from then on!!!!!!!!
Amazing rates!!! Invest today!!!
Due to a lack of Borrowing the above rates have been erased. Now this bank will operate as a storage facility for money from Friendly countries. Thank you.
Petsburg
25-09-2003, 16:39
im communist, and i dont beleive in interset, everyone should have a chance at repaying, at the amount that you borrowed
Why have a world bank if the All-Seeing Eye controls the Devorus Collective's finances? We find it illogical to place our well earned capital into the hands of strangers. Nobody will trust you with their money, why bother asking?
The All-Seeing Eye
The Hive Mind
The Grand Communal Empire of the Devorus Collective
Devorus Collective Information Thread:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73955
Arnage would like to make an Imperial Depoist of £100,000,000,000,000
Independent Hitmen
25-09-2003, 16:44
Why have a world bank if the All-Seeing Eye controls the Devorus Collective's finances? We find it illogical to place our well earned capital into the hands of strangers. Nobody will trust you with their money, why bother asking?
The All-Seeing Eye
The Hive Mind
The Grand Communal Empire of the Devorus Collective
Devorus Collective Information Thread:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73955
your 3 days old YOU HAVE NO MONEY!!
Independent Hitmen
25-09-2003, 16:47
Arnage would like to make an Imperial Depoist of £100,000,000,000,000
Thank you very much. Your money has been invested and your account will read 102,000,000,000,000 pounds at the end of the year ( end of today).
Who has no money now? The Power Brokers of Arnage and his Imperial Majesty King Paul Cadogan of Arange and Emperor of the Arnage Empire, will sease gaurd our deposit and declare war
Independent Hitmen
25-09-2003, 16:55
Who has no money now? The Power Brokers of Arnage and his Imperial Majesty King Paul Cadogan of Arange and Emperor of the Arnage Empire, will sease gaurd our deposit and declare war
On me?
Member of the NCA
Member of the Invasion squad
Founder of the United States Allaince
King Paul Cadogan has re-read the situation, you never stated that you stole our money, we remain in a nuteral situation our tanks jets and ships are no longer on there way
Independent Hitmen
25-09-2003, 20:08
King Paul Cadogan has re-read the situation, you never stated that you stole our money, we remain in a nuteral situation our tanks jets and ships are no longer on there way
Thank you, we mearly added your interest onto your account.
The Grand Duchy of Klonor would like to open an account.
We'll start it small. We will deposit 3,500,000,000,000 florens.
Independent Hitmen
25-09-2003, 20:21
The Grand Duchy of Klonor would like to open an account.
We'll start it small. We will deposit 3,500,000,000,000 florens.
Consider your account open. The Standard Interest rate will apply to your account. Updates will be telegrammed to you periodically with account information and other details.
Mr Tim Howard
Managing Director of the Banking Company.
The Almighty Anna
25-09-2003, 20:30
I would like to put no gold coins.
*laughs in your salesmans face and has him thrown out of the country*
Ultimate Beeurdness
25-09-2003, 20:38
Pfft... If I ever need more money I'll just send my police force round to rob my citizens.
Kotterdam
25-09-2003, 20:52
OOC:
I don't know... I'd have trouble entrusting my money to a nation known as "Independant Hitmen"... :roll:
J/K
Independent Hitmen
26-09-2003, 21:23
OOC:
I don't know... I'd have trouble entrusting my money to a nation known as "Independant Hitmen"... :roll:
J/K
Don't we all!
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Independent Hitmen
27-09-2003, 13:52
We would like to open an account. Upon confirmation, the funds entered will be autonomously wired.
::$1,000,000,000,000::
Confermed. We thank you for your deposit. Your balance will be wired to you periodically along with other account information.
Thank you once again.
Mr Tim Howard
Managing Director of The Banking Company.
Gigliovia Wishes to open a guarded account with £200,000,000 there will be guards and money arriving upon conformation
Independent Hitmen
27-09-2003, 17:49
Gigliovia Wishes to open a guarded account with £200,000,000 there will be guards and money arriving upon conformation
These arrangements are acceptable. How many guards will there be? and also in what form will the funds be arriving so we know what transport to bring. Gold? Currency? Negotiable Bearer Bonds?.
Jack Howard
Head of Security and brother of Tim Howard.
Daistallia
27-09-2003, 18:09
I would like to inquire as to making a deposit of 118. 995 trillion USD.
Mae Kar, 17th Whilan Lama
OOC: To fend off the claims:
Where the money came from:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70392&highlight=
How the Lama came to get his portion:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71214
What has been done with it so far:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72847&highlight=
Daistallia
30-09-2003, 14:27
bump
Independent Hitmen
30-09-2003, 17:59
bump
OOC:sorry bin busy.
IC:
We are very excited about this deposit, and your account has of course been opened. We just have a few brief questions that we need to ask you.
1. How will the funds be transferred (wire transfer or currency or gold)
2. Do you require any special security as this is obviously a very large sum of money.
3. Do you wish for us to find a nearby dwelling for any security officers that you may be sending.
Thank you very much, you can telegram the answers to us if you wish for them to be confidential.
Tim Howard
Managing Director of the Banking Company
Independent Hitmen
30-09-2003, 22:28
<--Flick-->
[OOC: This would make an interesting RP it the bank were to be robbed by someone that then gave the money to the Independent Hitmen Government, keeping a 20% for himself...]
Independent Hitmen
01-10-2003, 09:16
[OOC: This would make an interesting RP it the bank were to be robbed by someone that then gave the money to the Independent Hitmen Government, keeping a 20% for himself...]
OOC: uh oh some ones rumbled my plan! (Joke!) plus yeah it would do ill give it some serious thought, i shud have some time to do it next weekend.
Independent Hitmen
04-10-2003, 19:05
Little Flick again.
Demo-Bobylon
04-10-2003, 19:19
Er, hate to break this to you, but in order to give people interest back, you have to lend money as well.
Independent Hitmen
04-10-2003, 19:22
Yeah i know but nobodys borrowing so the government is covering the interest for the min. Also money from stocks has been invested in Stock Markets and that is bringing in a fair return.