NationStates Jolt Archive

I would like to declare war on my penis! For too long, it's ever changing hairstyle and irregular workout hours have been bugging me. My dog has also been complaining about bad sexs it has been receiving! To war! :evil:

*grabs holds of penis and tries to chokes it!

Thats a good way to get ignored.

Fires *I.G.N.O.R.E* ICBM.