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Mutant banana storefront!

25-09-2003, 05:53
Our mutant bananas, to be raised as pets and then eaten at your leisure! love your mutant banana, then peel off his skin and bite off his head!! everyone wants one!!

the week banana:
this banana is good for a month, then keels over and dies. these are bred for immediate or withing 3 weeks consumption.
$200
http://www.bananaclub.com/index_files/banana.gif


the age banana:
this is meant to age well. the older it is the better it tastes. they will outlive a human by several hundred years, and they only get better. if eaten in the first 4 months, will be bitter and terrible.
$900
http://www.foodandhealth.com/images/banana.jpg

the banana lizard:
he will eat bananas till he literaly explodes, throwing gore everywhere. it doesn't come out of clothes either. made for our cruel entertainment.... $500
http://www.wl.k12.in.us/hh/images/lizard.gif
Indra Prime
25-09-2003, 05:55
Youre so sick!

I want a thousand of them each!!
25-09-2003, 05:57
prices are very steep. your total is

1,600,000
Vrak
25-09-2003, 06:07
OOC: The Master of Bananas - Kiki the Monkey! Bow you heretics!

http://www.ebs.co.kr/img/progimg/prog_0001177.jpg
25-09-2003, 06:10
get off my thread. forever.
Edenstein
25-09-2003, 06:21
Can I have 10 of the lizards? Lol
25-09-2003, 15:14
of course! we will send when we get our money.
25-09-2003, 15:22
Oooo.... kinky....
26-09-2003, 00:05
its soooo... NOT KINKY!
26-09-2003, 00:14
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Trailers
26-09-2003, 00:19
BANANNA!
27-09-2003, 22:38
yes, exactly. banana. you like? buy!
Skittletopia
27-09-2003, 22:47
we'll buy an age banana, a small bowl, a huge spoon and a stick man ^_^
27-09-2003, 22:59
sure. $900. we will hrow in the bowl and stick man for free. and a complimentary jar of (creamy) skippy peanut butter!

http://www.myamericanmarket.com/skippy.gif
Skittletopia
27-09-2003, 23:01
oh no. just that'll be fine. "has them reinact the opening scene to "rejected"
29-09-2003, 06:17
"rejected"? never heard of it. is it a movie? if so, any good?
WestUkraine
29-09-2003, 06:52
Where did you get these banana mutants from?