Angry Gods kills Paranthropans.
We take shiny thingy. We shake it and it rattled.
We go to open but there were gods inside it.
They get angry when we open it.
They come out very very angry and kill many Paranthropans.
Why you give thingy containing angry gods?
They come out and kill people and ride into sky on smoke shape like mushroom. Very angry.
We run and hide from angry gods that come from inside shiny thing.
Penguenia
25-09-2003, 05:27
:lol: Such primitave nations are amusing.
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Whittier
25-09-2003, 05:27
Ok who was it that gave a nuke to these primitives?
yea. well... you wanted it. sorry. but my country is contucting genetic experiments on banannas and we were running short. too bad you nuked yourself... we will send over some decontaminators to make sure all of you dont die from radiation.
Whittier
25-09-2003, 05:29
We will also send over decontaminators and we will relocate some of your people away from the radiated areas.
shing-lo
Have you never heard of the prime directive. Never interfere with the development of primitive species.
Crimmond
25-09-2003, 05:34
*air lifts in another shiny thing*
We found this shiny thing on that big shiny thing in the night sky. The Moon.
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Touch it. Maybe it'll give you half a brain.
you seem to be either unusually dimwitted or just not reading my posts i said, i needed the bannanas
Penguenia
25-09-2003, 05:37
LIES!!! What really would you need to do with banannas that much? *finally understands* Ohh... thats kinky... :P
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WestMoon thinks it is unfortunate the monkeys have blown themselves up.
Shing-lo where is your responsibility toward the preservation of lower species.
Crimmond
25-09-2003, 05:38
LIES
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he thinks i was lying that i needed the bannannas, but now he finaly gets it. we understand each other. i dont think its kinky. a perfectly normal human need
ooc: i have no idea what you think im doing with them. i SAID genetic experements. we are trying to make them living edible creatures. you keep one as a pet and you walk it to work, and if you ever get hungry, you peel it and bite off its head.... very cool, very hip. we are in touch with what the average citizen wants. but im kind of building twards you thinking that it IS very kinky.
Penguenia
25-09-2003, 05:42
No shit? Thats cool!! I'll take 3...
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we just finished. would you like the week pets* or the age pets*? im going to start a mutant bananna storefront.
*week pets just keel over and die after a while. they are meant to be bought and eaten withing the month.
**age pets are ones that only get better as thy get older, but if they are eaten in the first 3 or 4 months they taste terrible.
ill start the storefront ASAP.. 2 mins?
Penguenia
25-09-2003, 05:48
I shall buy them tomorrow, I must sleep. I hope this wont cost money from my military budget :lol:
banana storefront ready. we made a new thing, too. just to amuse us. you will see.
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