NationStates Jolt Archive


Free trade wanted.

25-09-2003, 05:00
We like freebies.
Anyone got some goods we can keep for free.
We like trade. You humans give us apes things and we give you nothing in return. :P :P
25-09-2003, 05:01
heh. how quaintly put. ill give you a nuke up your ass, if you want....


but seriously, folks. here, go visit out shop. we will give you a discount.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73226
Crimmond
25-09-2003, 05:02
*farts at n00b* There's the only thing I give for free.
25-09-2003, 05:03
Can we have those shiny things?
We give you bananas in exchange.
We likes the shiny things.
Though we don't what they for.
We like them cause they shiny.
25-09-2003, 05:04
*farts at n00b* There's the only thing I give for free.

eeeeewww! Smelly human!
25-09-2003, 05:07
So, you want shiny things, you stupid ape?

*points to infantryman's 7.62mm rifle cartridge*

I'll give you plenty of small shiny things, if you can dig them out of your own corpse first. How about it?
Whittier
25-09-2003, 05:10
So, you want shiny things, you stupid ape?

*points to infantryman's 7.62mm rifle cartridge*

I'll give you plenty of small shiny things, if you can dig them out of your own corpse first. How about it?

play nice with the monkeys or I invade you. :P
Crimmond
25-09-2003, 05:10
*farts at n00b* There's the only thing I give for free.

eeeeewww! Smelly human!Do I look human to you? And yes, they do smell.

http://www.strategyplanet.com/aow/lizardmen.jpg
Ambassador Krall'c
Head of Foriegn Relations and Embassys
Former Head Ambassador
25-09-2003, 05:11
you give me 30000000000 bannanna and i give you nuclear weapon. you press button, people go boom. trade?
Belem
25-09-2003, 05:12
for 6 million dollars ill give you a nuke
25-09-2003, 05:12
*farts at n00b* There's the only thing I give for free.

eeeeewww! Smelly human!Do I look human to you? And yes, they do smell.

http://www.strategyplanet.com/aow/lizardmen.jpg
Ambassador Krall'c
Head of Foriegn Relations and Embassys
Former Head Ambassador

Run for the trees! Its a monster dragon!
25-09-2003, 05:13
you give me 30000000000 bannanna and i give you nuclear weapon. you press button, people go boom. trade?

Is it shiny?
Imitora
25-09-2003, 05:13
OUt of curiosity, do you knw what free trade really means?
25-09-2003, 05:13
OUt of curiosity, do you knw what free trade really means?

Yes yes. You give us stuff and we no give you anything.
You give us stuff for free.
25-09-2003, 05:14
VERY shiny. and boom is big, loud and pretty.
25-09-2003, 05:15
VERY shiny. and boom is big, loud and pretty.

We like shiny pretty stuff. We give bananas. Can we have our pretty shiny nukie thingy now?
Imitora
25-09-2003, 05:16
OUt of curiosity, do you knw what free trade really means?

Yes yes. You give us stuff and we no give you anything.
You give us stuff for free.

No, its trade without restrictions. Meaning no tarrifs, no taxes, etc.
25-09-2003, 05:16
We intend to play with as soon we get it.
25-09-2003, 05:17
OUt of curiosity, do you knw what free trade really means?

Yes yes. You give us stuff and we no give you anything.
You give us stuff for free.

No, its trade without restrictions. Meaning no tarrifs, no taxes, etc.

We no know tariffs.
We no know taxes.
Are those shiny things too?
Whittier
25-09-2003, 05:19
We have evidently stumbled upon a very primitive species. :P

Maybe we should protect their country as a nature preserve and watch how they evolve.
25-09-2003, 05:20
30,000,000,000 bannannas please. shipped when we get our banannas.





I have just put this

http://www.mindspring.com/~jamoyers/kdem/screenshots/atom.gif

in the hands of this.

http://www.primates.com/chimps/chimp.jpg

good luck world. we have made a safeguard so that it will detonate immediatley if targeted at us or our allies. the rest of you may just be in a litttle trouble.
Crimmond
25-09-2003, 05:20
*three TIE fighters swoop in and buzz the monkeys several times*

How's THAT for shiny?
25-09-2003, 05:20
*considers sending AH-1Z to deliver several thousand pounds of "shiny things"*
Whittier
25-09-2003, 05:22
They have a per capita of 20,000.