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Following the aggressions by Jono Land. Kahta is declaring war agsint Jono Land.

The following are being deployed.

First Carrier Battle Group consisting of
3 Iowa Class BB
20 Arliegh Burke DD
1 Defiant Class CVN
25 Ticonderoga Class C
2 United States Class CVN
15 Ohio Class SSBN


1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 7th Armoured Divisions each consisting of
500 M1-A2 Abrams MBT's



1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, and 10th Infantry Divisions each consisting of 14,000 Infantry
1,000 Leif APC's
100 RGA SPA
1,000 M3 IFV
2,000 AH-64
1,000 Benelli Shotguns
1,000 M98A1 Javellin
1,000 Barrett M82A1
1,000 H&K MSG-90A1
1,000 Rheinmetall MG3
1,000 MK-19 Automatic Grenade Launchers
14,000 Body Armor
14,000 PASGT Helmets
14,000 Ghille Suits
14,000 NVG's
14,000 Chem-bio mask

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th Air warfare group each consisting of
100 F-22 Raptors

2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th Ground Strike Group each consisting of
100 Tornadoes

1st and 2nd Stealth Bomber wings each consisting of
25 B-2 Stealth Bombers

1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Tanker groups each consisting of
3 KC-767

1st, and 2nd AWACS groups each consisting of
6 E-767

KILL KILL KILL!

*ships Kahtan troops 15,000 six-packs of beer as a way of saying thanks*

OOC: This is my first RP ever so I'm sorry if it sucks, I have decided that Jono Land's region is 1,000 miles away

"Sir all units are standing by. Invasion and bombardment can commence."

"Very well. Begin the attack"

Folowing the orders 50 B-2 Stealth Bombers took off with graphite bombs to disable the electrical infastructre of Jono land. After destroying the High tension wires they will target the power, communications, and water buildings with JDAM's. Escorting them were 100 F-22 Raptors to eliminate anything that might take flight including Civillian jets in close proximity.

All 500 Tornadoes with 400 F-22 Raptors escorting them took off from different airbases around Kahta and halfway to their destination they refueled. After refuelling 400 proceeded to the designated Military targets and the other 100 headed to chokepoints that had been located with SPYSAT imaging. They targeted bridges, overpasses, tunnels, and major highways.

The First carrier Battle group was ready and began launching aircraft as soon as the order was given. All 60 EA-6B Harriers based on the Carriers were already looking for any electronical signal in Jono Land. They quickly Climbed to 50,000 feet and flew inland to jam all communications.

The AWAC's were guiding and vectoring all planes to the correct targets and still monitoring the skies, but did not see any sign of enemy radar or jets.

The 3 Iowa Class battleships began launching their primary stores of Tomahawk missiles at suspeceted storage sites of the coveted "acid system" of Jono Land. The 15 Ohio class surfaced and launched 10 Tomahawks each at the electircal infastructure of Jono Land to target all electrical substations and sewage treatment plants.

On sea the divisions were quickly joining up with the CBG to prepare for a landing on the beaches that would soon be pulverized by the Arliegh Burkes, Ticonderogas, and Iowas with their guns.

Please Jono Land counter me. I have 1 Nuclear ICBM in each Ohio, plus 5 ICBM's on land.

Total Number of Tomahawks Launched: 225
Total Number of Assorted AGM's used: 4,000
Total Number of Bombs dropped from stealths: 200

Let me know if you need a hand, Kahta.

Waaagh Grimgor gives you some moral support by firing there guns into the air wildly and shouting in drunken orkish :lol:

Totaling the number of missiles and bombs used/launched....

I hate to smother your fun, but me and a few others have already destroyed them...


http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=74698

war's wrong yall

Nerolands has placed a small defence area on Neroland consisting of:

15,000 Lasergun Infantry
50 Hovercraft APCs
10 Mobile Photon Defence Turrets (Badger L-14)
50 Anti-air Missle Defence Turrets (Badger A-14)
20 Supply Hovercraft
35 "Razor" Attack HoverScouts
30 "Grizzly" HoverTanks
1 Mobile Construction Rig

All purchased from Jonoland! (sold all my acid for this stuff)

Please don't attack me. :)

I hate to smother your fun, but me and a few others have already destroyed them...


http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=74698

Shhh 8)

Nerolands has placed a small defence area on Jonoland consisting of:

15,000 Lasergun Infantry
50 Hovercraft APCs
10 Mobile Photon Defence Turrets (Badger L-14)
50 Anti-air Missle Defence Turrets (Badger A-14)
20 Supply Hovercraft
35 "Razor" Attack HoverScouts
30 "Grizzly" HoverTanks
1 Mobile Construction Rig

All purchased from Jonoland! (sold all my acid for this stuff)((OOC: You don't have hovertanks, Photon Turrets, or Laserguns because your nation is simply too small for all of them.))

Nerolands has placed a small defence area on Neroland consisting of:

15,000 Lasergun Infantry
50 Hovercraft APCs
10 Mobile Photon Defence Turrets (Badger L-14)
50 Anti-air Missle Defence Turrets (Badger A-14)
20 Supply Hovercraft
35 "Razor" Attack HoverScouts
30 "Grizzly" HoverTanks
1 Mobile Construction Rig

All purchased from Jonoland! (sold all my acid for this stuff)

Please don't attack me. :)

I wont be accepting the Future tech. Please correct this to modern tech.

Nerolands has placed a small defence area on Neroland consisting of:

15,000 Lasergun Infantry
50 Hovercraft APCs
10 Mobile Photon Defence Turrets (Badger L-14)
50 Anti-air Missle Defence Turrets (Badger A-14)
20 Supply Hovercraft
35 "Razor" Attack HoverScouts
30 "Grizzly" HoverTanks
1 Mobile Construction Rig

All purchased from Jonoland! (sold all my acid for this stuff)

Please don't attack me. :)

You are already dead, dangit.

Okay, let's correct this:

15,000 Minigun Infantry
50 APCs
10 Mobile Minigun Defence Turrets (Badger L-14)
50 Anti-air Missle Defence Turrets (Badger A-14)
20 Supply Truck
35 "Razor" Scouts
30 "Grizzly" Tanks
1 Commando


All purchased from Jonoland! (sold all my acid for this stuff)

war's wrong yall

I usually agree, but this n00b was asking for it....

The DKS Grissom and her battlegroup, CVBG-2 observe the action against Jono Land with interest, prepared to respond as asked.

Okay, let's correct this:

15,000 Minigun Infantry
50 APCs
10 Mobile Minigun Defence Turrets (Badger L-14)
50 Anti-air Missle Defence Turrets (Badger A-14)
20 Supply Truck
35 "Razor" Scouts
30 "Grizzly" Tanks
1 Commando


All purchased from Jonoland! (sold all my acid for this stuff)

Without any LAND, your "country" is a lake, and everyone should be dead unless you have some sort of magical power. Oh that's right, you idiot, you probably DO. :roll:


:lol:

Nerolands is now officially doing suicide on their contry due to a ton of flaming, and then builds a new one and attacks Jonoland with their 5 man army.

Lake Neroland is owned (pwned :P ) by the Resi Corporation. We have recently opened up tourism to the area, allowing our guests to see such sites as the "GRATE CRADBORD CITIE OF DETH" and the mutant wildlife.

Ah, if you wish to fight Jono you must get through me first, let me tell you, that wont be easy.

Sheesh, my 5 man army can get through you maybe... :D

Lake Neroland is owned (pwned :P ) by the Resi Corporation. We have recently opened up tourism to the area, allowing our guests to see such sites as the "GRATE CRADBORD CITIE OF DETH" and the mutant wildlife.

Don't forget the city of Notzoland.

Upon seeing the Ground forces on Radar (Both AWACS and Ship based) 10 EA-6B's launched a total of 60 AGM-88 HARM's at the 50 Anti-Air Missile Turrets and the 10 Mobile (I'll change them to vulcan canons) Vulcan cannons. The AGM's came in at a 70 degree angle at well over mach 1..

After the Missiles were launched the 15 Ohio's once again surfaced and launched 5 Tomahawks each at the camp/barracks.

As the Missiles were launched a secret new UAV was launched (Basicly a large remote control airplane with laser designator and camera) it designated the coordinates to the Tomahawks which were en route and they struck the barracks housing the infantry with a devastating effect.

After that 60 F/A-18's were launched fully loaded with Naplam, Mk-82's Rockets, and Bullets. They quickly headed west at about 10,000 feet. Within minutes 120 Mk-82's fell on the flaming remains of the small delefsive force. After the MK-82's were launched the Rockets (about 120 each plane) were launched at the smoking craters and surrounding area. Then in the climax 120 Naplam bombs were dropped guided internally and leveled a grid 500 by 1,000 feet.

Total Weapons Launched at Base.
60 AGM-88 HARM (Guided by radar sigs.)
75 Tomahawk Missiles each guided by a designator
120 Mk-82's
7,200 rockets
120 Naplam Bombs

All were computer guided. Now excuse me, I am hungry.

Sheesh, my 5 man army can get through you maybe... :D

OOC: Lol i seriously doubt that. I would send in about 7million troops and wipe out your entire population.

Hey! You forgot me 5 man army that wiped out a cafe there! :P

G man, why you gotta be haten?! Don't defend Jono Land man!

Yeah lol

Don't forget the city of Notzoland.Oh, of course! How could I forget the "AKUATIK DUC-TAPE CITIE"? :D

G man, why you gotta be haten?! Don't defend Jono Land man!

Sorry, that was my Puppet!

G man, why you gotta be haten?! Don't defend Jono Land man!

:? Silence "ghetto" slang speaking fool.

The revised sentence written in english:
Geforce, why do you have to be hating. Don't defend Jono Land.

G man, why you gotta be haten?! Don't defend Jono Land man!

Sorry, that was my Puppet!

Please come back Jono Land so we can RP this war.

G man, why you gotta be haten?! Don't defend Jono Land man!

:? Silence "ghetto" slang speaking fool.

The revised sentence written in english:
Geforce, why do you have to be hating. Don't defend Jono Land.

MY revised sentence written in Quarkish:

Shuttisha uppisha.

In English:

SHUT UP.

G man, why you gotta be haten?! Don't defend Jono Land man!

Sorry, that was my Puppet!

Please come back Jono Land so we can RP this war.

Would not surprise me if his nation was deleted by the Mods. Serves him right.

Anyone who wants to fight Jono must get through our great nation and The Invasion Force Regional Alliance first understood?

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The Imperial Infamous Ernie

*Ignore cannons* I have and ATi graphics card and I will disregard anything made be an inferior company. Or in this case, you.

*Ignore cannons* I have and ATi graphics card and I will disregard anything made be an inferior company. Or in this case, you.

You do this out of fear, don't you.

-Ernie

Anyone who wants to fight Jono must get through our great nation and The Invasion Force Regional Alliance first understood?

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The Imperial Infamous ErnieYou don't seem to understand why Jono Land is being invaded.

Jono Land is being attacked because he was selling slaves. That said, are you so sure you and your alliance want to defend him now?

OOC: GeForce4, isn't it a little bit unreasonable to defend the aggressor? i think, it is something against your 'foreign' policy...because if you are gonna defend an aggressor without a reasonable cause then why didn't you support RF or commie poland in the commie wars? just asking because reading some of the threads here in NS really leaves me dizzy and wondering why the world in RL is still alive and kicking and not being nuke by other "opposing" nations... :lol:

Well... *nooks jonoland* jks...

Well Geforce... you have still yet to explain why your not allowing Jono's death.. he was rather annoying and Warmongerish!

Anyone who wants to fight Jono must get through our great nation and The Invasion Force Regional Alliance first understood?

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The Imperial Infamous ErnieYou don't seem to understand why Jono Land is being invaded.

Jono Land is being attacked because he was selling slaves. That said, are you so sure you and your alliance want to defend him now?

I'm sure that I will be. :)

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The Imperial Infamous Ernie
Geforce4
"In Pie We Trust."
[CAUTION: All who oppose geforce4 will be crushed.]

OOC: GeForce4, isn't it a little bit unreasonable to defend the aggressor? i think, it is something against your 'foreign' policy...because if you are gonna defend an aggressor without a reasonable cause then why didn't you support RF or commie poland in the commie wars? just asking because reading some of the threads here in NS really leaves me dizzy and wondering why the world in RL is still alive and kicking and not being nuke by other "opposing" nations... :lol:

I'm at war with Russian Forces. :wink:

double post

*Ignore cannons* I have and ATi graphics card and I will disregard anything made be an inferior company. Or in this case, you.

You do this out of fear, don't you.

-Ernie

I am not going to waste my time against someone who is 7 times more powerful than me.

OOC: what i mean is the similarity of the two because the two of them are aggressors...they provoke without being provoke by others...if youattack without any reasonable cause then there are easier ways to make an enemy than making friends and allies...very fragile world out there for noobs :lol:

*Ignore cannons* I have and ATi graphics card and I will disregard anything made be an inferior company. Or in this case, you.

You do this out of fear, don't you.

-Ernie

I am not going to waste my time against someone who is 7 times more powerful than me.Wow, that was good kid. No, actually, you won't be ignoring me until I a)Godmode b)Flame c)Spam d)godmode more.

That said, we are preparing 3million troops, 250 T-99 Tanks, 7 Nimitz class carriers, 50 Commanche Helicopters (Aboard the nimitzs allong with the troops.), and 20 Ge4 Naval Attack Vessels.

OOC: what i mean is the similarity of the two because the two of them are aggressors...they provoke without being provoke by others...if youattack without any reasonable cause then there are easier ways to make an enemy than making friends and allies...very fragile world out there for noobs :lol:I have many more enemies than I do allies. Aren't you in The Invasion Force?

Why not just ignore this godmoding n00b? I told him what to do, and here it is, he still mess up!

Why not just ignore this godmoding n00b? I told him what to do, and here it is, he still mess up!

Thats the spirit. IGNORE! IGNORE! IGNORE!

I'm leaving for the night, we can finish tomarrow kahta.

yeah...still a developing nation that i am... :lol:

*Ignore cannons* I have and ATi graphics card and I will disregard anything made be an inferior company. Or in this case, you.

You do this out of fear, don't you.

-Ernie

I am not going to waste my time against someone who is 7 times more powerful than me.Wow, that was good kid. No, actually, you won't be ignoring me until I a)Godmode b)Flame c)Spam d)godmode more.

That said, we are preparing 3million troops, 250 T-99 Tanks, 7 Nimitz class carriers, 50 Commanche Helicopters (Aboard the nimitzs allong with the troops.), and 20 Ge4 Naval Attack Vessels.

7 nimitzes. Perfect targets with only 20 escorting ships, and since they have commanches on deck, (the commanches cannot fit anythere except the flight deck) the flight deck cannot be used unless the commanches are airbourne which will provide nice targets. You cannot launch anything from the nimitzes and with 3 million troops on 7 ships, I doubt there is any space for anyone to move.

That is all godmodding and if you wish to respond feel free to do so. My B-2's are on the way.

"Sir"

"Yes"

"It appears that Jono Land is not responding."

"Continue with the invasion as planned."

The following divisions continued as planned and began unloading on the beaches of Jono Land 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, and 10th Infantry, and the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 7th Armoured. As soon as the got out of the seabreeze on the beach, the stench of burning human flesh, steel, plastic, and wood overwelmed the infantry divisions which caused them to use their gas masks which smelled of a new computer. The Infantry Divisions which were fanning out into the woods with NVG's scanned for any signs of life but there were none. The only life were the Oak trees. The AH-64's were sent ahead to scout but did not find anything. But all of a sudden small arms fire came from the town. The enemy was discovered.

The coordinates were sent to the CBG, AWACs, and the 1st Armored and 3rd Infantry. In the town were 5,000 soldiers from Jono Land. There was no chance, and no one surrrendered. The town was leveled by Naplam and cluster munitions leaving nothing but a crater 20 feet deep.

Why not just ignore this godmoding n00b? I told him what to do, and here it is, he still mess up!

Thats the spirit. IGNORE! IGNORE! IGNORE!

I'm leaving for the night, we can finish tomarrow kahta.

I am going to bed I will finish this later

That we shall Kahta, that we shall.

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The Imperial Infamous Ernie

But GeForce, why do you even defend Jono Land. He's a flagrant idiot! All flagrant idiots need to be complained about and then ignored. So Kahta, your not any better than GeForce.

JOno Land regrets this had to happed but is forced to defend them self, jono lad has sent his Su 34 Strike Flankers on kamikazie missions into the heart of your milatary forces, it has sent its two ohio class subs loaded with explosives into the heart of your fleet to be detonated when the time is right, whats more Jono Land has also sent its 5 Soyuz III battleships to confront your fleet. We also sail our two Nimitz class cariers to Nerolands for protection, to be returned when the time is right, and we unleash dozens of terrorists with acid weapons, ill explain thme in a sec, into your milatary and civilian forces to rain havoc, we have 1,000 capable of taking out cities be afraid!

When the weapon detonates, kilaliters, of aicd is reales, then fans, blow it awya, then wehen it covers a 25 kilameter radius, it detonates, causing a flaming wave of acid to hit the ground, capable of burning through cement, the acid is a 1000 on the scale, and we acheive this by funnaling out the non acidic parts.

The missile damage, is sever, but not a knock out, an estemated 100,000 people died including a million injured, the damage in money is 100 billion

The damage counted was from the missiles launched at us

The ohio class subs, and the planes, have just exploded into their targets we await the damage, report, we are perparing to use the first acid weapons ever in war time

but u have not told me what to do and we will defend ourselves to our defeat or the pulling out of the agressors, we still do not know what we did

Jono land in air defence, has sent up comuter aircraft, with kidnapped, harakians, as welll as tons of explosives we will fly close to u and detonate if u still continue this disgraceful agression

unfortunatly for u the aicd had already been given to the hands of terrorists, and is about to be used if you do not pull out in 20 minutes!

This is Soyuz 1 we have come up to the fleet they are not responding, and we are bombarding them with powerful shells, in an estemated, 2 rl hours the fleet will be completly destroyed!

if u do not pull out in 10 minutes aic wepons all over your contry will be destroyed!

On the way:

292,000 troops
7 air squadrons
3 carrier battle groups
8 destroyers
5 UAVs

Jono Land unless you end this disgusting terrorism and surrender, I shall have no choice but to fire 25 ICBMs with nuclear warheads on your country.

at 8:13 monday morning 1000 acid weapons exploded, at the 100 biggest cities in Kahta as well as the 100 biggest air bases, 100 went off in various parts of their fleets, 300 went off in the various parts of the attacking armies, we had this amazing sucsuss rate do to the fact that Kahata seemed almost frozen and didn't care about a few people with a dump truck. We have been given additional acid weapons from the republic of the grand soviet union.

at 8:13 monday morning 1000 acid weapons exploded, at the 100 biggest cities in Kahta as well as the 100 biggest air bases, 100 went off in various parts of their fleets, 300 went off in the various parts of the attacking armies, we had this amazing sucsuss rate do to the fact that Kahata seemed almost frozen and didn't care about a few people with a dump truck. We have been given additional acid weapons from the republic of the grand soviet union.GODMODing on so many levels it's rediculus.

You ARE the Grand Soviet Union, and thus can't give things to yourself. Also, you can't have magically placed such weapons in such locations without at least one of them being noticed, and I severly doubt that Kahata is that ignorant.

Furthermore (hehe... I've always wanted to use that... ^^), your weapons are useless and their design is flawed. Exploding acid? Fans to blow the stuff around? The fact that you actually use a match to light the stuff? While you get points for originality, they get immeadiately docked for lack of feasibility or reality.

While Acid Bombs look good to you on paper, they just plain don't work in reality. I guess it's back to the drawing board, eh?

JOno Land regrets this had to happed but is forced to defend them self, jono lad has sent his Su 34 Strike Flankers on kamikazie missions into the heart of your milatary forces, it has sent its two ohio class subs loaded with explosives into the heart of your fleet to be detonated when the time is right, whats more Jono Land has also sent its 5 Soyuz III battleships to confront your fleet. We also sail our two Nimitz class cariers to Nerolands for protection, to be returned when the time is right, and we unleash dozens of terrorists with acid weapons, ill explain thme in a sec, into your milatary and civilian forces to rain havoc, we have 1,000 capable of taking out cities be afraid!

This is godmodding (on Jono's part), but I'll play along

Assuming that there were 100 Su-34 fighters, that would be an almost equal match for my F-14's. The AWACs planes successfully ordered F-14's to intercept them. The F-14's fired 400 Phoenix Missiles at them. Follwing the first round of missiles were ship based SM-2 SAMs. Closing at a speed of 2,000 MPH, the remaining Su-34's were destroyed.

The 5 Soyuz III battleships were also detected and were quickly destroyed by the CBG with Tomahawk cruise missiles. One ship was able to fire off 10 Anit Ship Missiles.

The two Nimitz class carriers, which you can only afford to have the carrier and perhaps 40 men each to move it, were attacked and sunk by a 1 SH-60 helicopters using missiles targeted at the waterline and tordepoes hitting below the waterline.

The Ohio Classes, which were packed with explosives did nothing. Perhaps you might have been about 3 years old when this happended, but the Kursk was destroyed when a warhead of a torpedo went off inside. This is how strong a Russian sub was. Just imagine an american sub.

When the weapon detonates, kilaliters, of aicd is reales, then fans, blow it awya, then wehen it covers a 25 kilameter radius, it detonates, causing a flaming wave of acid to hit the ground, capable of burning through cement, the acid is a 1000 on the scale, and we acheive this by funnaling out the non acidic parts.

This is ignored for obviuos reasons but please answer the follwing questions.

How do the fans blow anything 25 kilometers?
It takes very high levels of concentrated acid to destroy concrete, and you attempt to do this with a mistlike liquid?
You cannot funnel out anything in the production of acid, hence the pH scale.

The missile damage, is sever, but not a knock out, an estemated 100,000 people died including a million injured, the damage in money is 100 billion

Over 17 percent of your country is injured, 1.7 percent killed, and the damage is about half of your countries GDP. I recomend that you revise the statement to read something more accuracte, unless you have a secret population that isn't visible to anyone but you.

Following the aggressions by Jono Land. Kahta is declaring war agsint Jono Land.

The following are being deployed.

First Carrier Battle Group consisting of
3 Iowa Class BB
20 Arliegh Burke DD
1 Defiant Class CVN
25 Ticonderoga Class C
2 United States Class CVN
15 Ohio Class SSBN


1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 7th Armoured Divisions each consisting of
500 M1-A2 Abrams MBT's



1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, and 10th Infantry Divisions each consisting of 14,000 Infantry
1,000 Leif APC's
100 RGA SPA
1,000 M3 IFV
2,000 AH-64
1,000 Benelli Shotguns
1,000 M98A1 Javellin
1,000 Barrett M82A1
1,000 H&K MSG-90A1
1,000 Rheinmetall MG3
1,000 MK-19 Automatic Grenade Launchers
14,000 Body Armor
14,000 PASGT Helmets
14,000 Ghille Suits
14,000 NVG's
14,000 Chem-bio mask

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th Air warfare group each consisting of
100 F-22 Raptors

2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th Ground Strike Group each consisting of
100 Tornadoes

1st and 2nd Stealth Bomber wings each consisting of
25 B-2 Stealth Bombers

1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Tanker groups each consisting of
3 KC-767

1st, and 2nd AWACS groups each consisting of
6 E-767 :?: :evil:

all hail me alexander your god ruler of chocobo land for i have ultimate power.....mwuhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .....................................................*cough* :lol: :roll: so um hi!!!!!!!

The ohio class subs, and the planes, have just exploded into their targets we await the damage, report, we are perparing to use the first acid weapons ever in war time


The Ohios did nothing because of the pressure the hull is designed to withstand "Over 1,000 feet" of pressure. The Kursk held together when a torpedo exploded inside it.

The Planes were all taken care of. Please read other response. Since they were on a suicide mission (I assume armed with large bombs that were welded on) They had no defense against the planes intercepting them and no countermeasures against the incoming missiles.

The Acid weapons were innefective the fans spread it about 25 meters in a heavily wooded area near Kahta City. No one was hurt.

EDIT: I forgot the acid.

Jono land in air defence, has sent up comuter aircraft, with kidnapped, harakians, as welll as tons of explosives we will fly close to u and detonate if u still continue this disgraceful agression

The harakains are dead either way. It has been reported that they called loved ones on sattalitle phones and then called Kahtan military intelligence. The orders were given to kill any aircraft that gets within 30 miles of our military. This goes for all civillian aircrft. Once they get within 10 miles after being given warnings they will be shot down.

at 8:13 monday morning 1000 acid weapons exploded, at the 100 biggest cities in Kahta as well as the 100 biggest air bases, 100 went off in various parts of their fleets, 300 went off in the various parts of the attacking armies, we had this amazing sucsuss rate do to the fact that Kahata seemed almost frozen and didn't care about a few people with a dump truck. We have been given additional acid weapons from the republic of the grand soviet union.

The acid weapons were once again, ineffective and the explosions were assumed to be the pranks of teens with aluminim foil and drain cleaner. There were no casualitys.

In other news today, the Kahtanian government offered to give the leader of Jono Land free medication and treatment for life, as well as a mental evaluation.

Here is a picture of the Jonian president in his best clothes with an acid weaponry delivery system
http://www.bchats.com/hick.jpg

The advances continued, with the Armoured and Infantry divisions fanning out, finding no resistance and plenty of civillians who seemed to be overjoyed by the Kahtanian army liberating them.

it works as such, i have not said how long it takes to spread out, although it takes a few minutes, the acid covers the adequite area, the aicd spreads out the adequite amount and detonates, no questions asked, although there effectiveness varies on the wind, they are still a staggering weapon and we use a detonater, to explode it was just an expression, and it is mist like, but it burns throguh by once again , the mixture, is just the purest parts of aicid and there fore can burn through cement. We demand that u stoop playing god!

it works as such, i have not said how long it takes to spread out, although it takes a few minutes, the acid covers the adequite area, the aicd spreads out the adequite amount and detonates, no questions asked, although there effectiveness varies on the wind, they are still a staggering weapon and we use a detonater, to explode it was just an expression, and it is mist like, but it burns throguh by once again , the mixture, is just the purest parts of aicid and there fore can burn through cement. We demand that u stoop playing god!

I SUPPORT JONO LAND, And I send terrorests with 1000 acid weapons which jono land gave me against Kahta

OOC:
Considering that Jono Land's acid production centers have been turned into craters - twice, I am given to understand - one must wonder how he had any acid bombs to give you, let alone a thousand.

...just ignore them, they don't know how to RP, and their acrid weapons are a joke.

we support Jono Land and will attack his enimy with 1000 acid bombs that JOno Land Gave us :twisted:

um... your a day old, explain how you plan on delivering them, and PAYING FOR THEM

Um... the acid doesn't come from jono, it comes from me!

OOC: wow, you just painted a giant bullsye on yourself. another brilliant n00b move. :roll:

so who's winning?

No one wins in a war with n00bs.

Yeah, Im now ignoring every Sep 22nd - 24th Nation.

Um... the acid doesn't come from jono, it comes from me!It comes from Lake Neroland? I'm sorry, but Lake Neroland is a colony of and a prominent tourist attraction for the Resi Corporation, and we would know of such deals.

Nerolands in not owned by TRC.

Nerolands in not owned by TRC.Correction: Nerolands no longer exists. It was blasted into a crater by several ICBM attacks by other nations, and that underwater city you have that was made of cardboard was ortillary bombarded by us into smithereens, creating a giant wave of water that filled your crater of a nation, making it a lake. We claimed the unpopulated lake in the name of the Resi Corporation, and made it a prime tourist location.

Nerolands is now forcing all guests and the TRC out of their country.

Nerolands is now forcing all guests and the TRC out of their country."Hey, lookie der, Jimbob! Dem skeletons is risin' outta dis der lake!"
"Naw, Billyjoe, der just twitchin' from all dis der ray-dee-eh-shon. Ya'll be fine, now."

((OOC: Your people are dead. This is IGNORED!))

Uh... no.

this is pretty funny. i think i'll sit back, relax, and watch the stupid n00bs.

Uh... no.Uh... yes.

gee, i don't know who to root for.

*sigh*

No need to waste me time here. I'm sellin ammo in du war.

nerolands. i think you have missed something. everybody hates you, you godmodding n00blet imbecil! just trying to help you out. here, take a look at my thread, which might just help you!


http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=74695&highlight=

this could help you too!

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15957

and so could this!

http://www.theconcretedonkeys.com/images/stfu.jpg

Uh... thanks?

this is pretty funny. i think i'll sit back, relax, and watch the stupid n00bs.

What the hell do u think u are en :lol:

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General Jaime Vox
Chef Commander Of (TSGF) Strategic Ground Forces
The Dominion Of Trinium
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"We Ride Together…We Die Together…Bad Boyz For Life!”

*sigh*

No need to waste me time here. I'm sellin ammo in du war.Uh... no.

Explain to me how you survived a carpet nuking, an orbital bombardment, and a massive wave of water that swept over your entire nation. Go ahead, do it now.

All that junk missed me city.

All that junk missed me city.
:lol: this guy is quite a comedian. you were joking right.
(the correct way to solve this is to make another nation, ignore this one, and not do anything for a month or so. then you cand do stuff)

:lol:

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The Dominion Of Trinium
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"We Ride Together…We Die Together…Bad Boyz For Life!”

Okay, the real reason is I moved to the Pacific to dodge the junk, then moved back.

All that junk missed me city.Okay, so the nukes that targeted your nation somehow errored up and flew off in random directions, my powerful ortillary, although it is a laser and can't help but go straight, curved around it, and the giant wave of water parted before it hit?

Here, let me say this louder:
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/ignored.gif

? lol

Okay, the real reason is I moved to the Pacific to dodge the junk, then moved back.Your people drown in the giant radioactive lake upon their arrival. The ones that survive are gunned down by our troops offshore.

Did I say I moved back to that same island? no.

Did I say I moved back to that same island? no.Fine then.

We ortillary bombard your current island without giving you time to react. It is now a smouldering lake, much similar to your old lake... er, nation, except without the radioactivity.

I gaint sheild suddenly pops up to deflect the missles.

I gaint sheild suddenly pops up to deflect the missles.

God this is so amusing like :lol: (keep it coming)

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General Jaime Vox
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The Dominion Of Trinium
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"We Ride Together…We Die Together…Bad Boyz For Life!”

..o...m....g.... GODMOD!!!

I gaint sheild suddenly pops up to deflect the missles.

God this is so amusing like :lol: (keep it coming)

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Chef Commander Of TSMF
The Dominion Of Trinium
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"We Ride Together…We Die Together…Bad Boyz For Life!”

Okay then.

1000000000000000000 hover tanks pop up and attack TRC.

Now for some GodModding of my own:
A previously unheardof clan, the DWL Religious Millitary, arrises from the shawdows requesting an satilite telephone conference with the leaders of all nations within the region of The Anti Harakian Pact. Since the President of WeekendLazyness is in a good mood, he allows it. As soon as the uplink is established, the DWLRM proclaims "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Right then, the twenty five members of the DWLRM begin floating off the ground, all holding their hands up high. A superbright white light surrounds them, and from this light emerges seven beams of purity, one for each of the nations in The Anti Harakian Pact region. These beams arrive at their targets instantly, destroying all evil within the countries (The entire poupulations of the seven countries). The satilite uplinks go to blue screens. The land on which the nations once stood sinks into the ocean, never to be seen again. The DWLRM dissapears with their flash of light, and the members of society that were part of it are never to be seen again. The Dominion of WeekendLazyness encourages The Resi Corporation to claim the empty ocean where the horrible region once stood.

That is all.

<->
The Domion's Aerospace Storefront: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67859
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Let's have a godmod war!

OOC: i think jonoland and neroland are the one and the same person because they came from the stupid side of the fine line of NOOBIDITY...too damned bad evn thought i admit your antics are hilarious it makes me...smile only :) because i have it enough with all of you sept nations!!! :twisted:

IC:

Newsflash:

a large force field appear suddenly on the nation of neroland and protecting it against incoming missiles and other war machines from its enemies however, people inside their nation are slowly starving to the death and frail with exhaustion due also to lack of supply of clean, drinking water and lack of food due that food production facility of them stop...tsktsk...the said STUPID NOOB also tries to do God but as we all know here in NS...they are either IGNORED or NUKE to the death...we hope that the latter option will be done to them so that they stop thier NOOBISH actions...as reporting right now, the emperor has ordered our own ICBMs and thermonuclear warheads be joined up and ready for combat to be used against Neroland and Jonoland if they don't stop their NOOBIDITY within 24 hours...good day to all!!! :wink:

OOC: i think jonoland and neroland are the one and the same person because they came from the stupid side of the fine line of NOOBIDITY...too damned bad evn thought i admit your antics are hilarious it makes me...smile only :) because i have it enough with all of you sept nations!!! :twisted:

IC:

Newsflash:

a large force field appear suddenly on the nation of neroland and protecting it against incoming missiles and other war machines from its enemies however, people inside their nation are slowly starving to the death and frail with exhaustion due also to lack of supply of clean, drinking water and lack of food due that food production facility of them stop...tsktsk...the said STUPID NOOB also tries to do God but as we all know here in NS...they are either IGNORED or NUKE to the death...we hope that the latter option will be done to them so that they stop thier NOOBISH actions...as reporting right now, the emperor has ordered our own ICBMs and thermonuclear warheads be joined up and ready for combat to be used against Neroland and Jonoland if they don't stop their NOOBIDITY within 24 hours...good day to all!!! :wink:

You're a bit too late. We already destroyed them. A report is given in this thread:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75021
And besides, the force field would not be able to block a Holy Force.

*ahem*
The ground shakes under the Nerolands at an increasingly violent pace, this earthquake lasts for the better part of five minutes, annihilating most of their capital. Suddenly, everything is still.
BOOM!
http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/typhoonflames/demon1.jpg
A giant demon rises from the bowels of the earth, and floats menacingly over the Nerolands. Looking down upon the tiny empire, the demon screaches out...
"JOOZ ALL MY BEECHES, NOW!"
And the Nerolands disappeared in the flames of hellfire...

Do 2 large clouds that day the sun beams did not sink the antire nation just bit wich have been totally and 100% rebuilt

I didn't really think I was all that evil in the first place.I mean,I just jioned that region cuz I have never played the game b4 and jono told me 2 if anything I'm the nicest of the bunch since I'm the only gurl in the entire region and all I have is 500 intermidiate hackers and alot of cheese...

Uh...no.

Uh...no.

it works as such, i have not said how long it takes to spread out, although it takes a few minutes

Um 25 miles in a few minutes..... yeah....

the mixture, is just the purest parts of aicid and there fore can burn through cement.

ONCE AGAING THERE IS NO WAY TO PURIFY ACID. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS IS DONE I WILL LEAVE YOUR COURNTRY AND GIVE YOU $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 DOLLARS.

Uh...no.Don't you "Uh, no..." me, mister "IVE GOT T3H UBER SHELD OF LITE!!!1!". Or would you prefer to be called by your proper name, Mr. Crater Lake?

I SUPPORT JONO LAND, And I send terrorests with 1000 acid weapons which jono land gave me against Kahta

I there is no way you can get any acid weapons from Jono Land. They have been surounded by air, land, and sea. I have bombed the factoires and all buildings 2 times with HE warheads and naplam.

Kahta, how about I unleash a bio-preservation nanite strike? It's something we've been working on where we produce nanites that tear down non-biological structures molicule by molicule, leaving only piles of elements and the area's original biological products. Granted it takes about half a day to eliminate a city, but it is a non-lethal way to send the peoples of a nation back to the stone age, thus rendering them useless.

Sure, that would be fine. Do it to everyone has posted here and was created between 9/22 and 9/24. I'll start moving my troops out as soon as I can.

That's the beauty of it, you don't even need to move your troops, you can just get them to get rid of all gear not made from biological fibers (i.e. cotton), and they'll survive the nanites easily.

Somewhere, deep in space...
A Noble Bomb Raven Unit swooped through the Earth's orbit, the pilot having the time of his life dodgin various space debris and gathering speed. He then pushed forward on both throttles, causing the Raven to plummet in the direction of the capital of Jono Land. Upon reaching the city, the pilot then brought the Raven to a screaching halt and fired three large canisters into the center of the city. The pilot smiled evily and he flew the Noble Bomb back into space, knowing that the second he pressed a little red button on his control console, the people of Jono Land would be forced to use wood as their strongest building material.

He pressed the button. Back on Earth, the canisters hissed, unleashing a slivery clowd that immeadiately ate the canisters that it came out of, then spread out like a fine mist, devouring buildings, cars, and clothes everywhere it went.

Twelve hours later the entire city is gone but the human population remains (although marginally clothed). The test is declared a success.

Yes, but they happen to use synthetic materials like plastic. Uh-Oh.

Oh yes, in other news today Kahta decided to bill the Jonian Government $100,000,000,000 Dollars for the small damges that were done to marble steps throughout Kahta City.

"Sir, Jono Land continues to sell acid weapons."

"Well, find where they are made. I will invade there next."

The orders were confirmed and within minutes the hunt was on for the country that is supporting Jonoland. Rumor has it that ICBM's are on full alert in the event that the country is found.

Follwoing the use of the Noble Bomb, all Army Forces have been returned to Kahta or are awaiting further action off the coast of Jono Land. The Navy continues its patrols, as does the Air Force.

but since u can not possibly afford that amount i will not tell u how we purify acid

The acid weapons are being made in an underground lab in an un-know Haraki city. We have not been ejected from Haraki so to destroy the bombs u will need to destroy Haraki!

but since u can not possibly afford that amount i will not tell u how we purify acid

u cant purify acid its a fact thats what ive been trying too tell u y dont u realize this

there is no way u can purify acid

i can afford a lot more than u

even with the goverment in GeForce 4 the people of Jono Land have risen up and have prevented the Kahataina milatary from pulling out before the bioo bomb is delivered!

The acid weapons are being made in an underground lab in an un-know Haraki city. We have not been ejected from Haraki so to destroy the bombs u will need to destroy Haraki!

how were the umm "high tech" tools moved to Haraki?

Unfortunetly I was unaware of them being allied with you, hence the name of your region "Anti-Harakian pact"

we simply look at the acid in nano labs, and destroy the non acidic parts of the acid! We are not playing god because nerolands who is not part of jono Land gave us the lab. We do not know how Nerolands got the lab but it is and thats how! Sucker!

even with the goverment in GeForce 4 the people of Jono Land have risen up and have prevented the Kahataina milatary from pulling out before the bioo bomb is delivered!

We were able to leave, but the reason they tried to stop me from leaving was because of your oppressive rule!

in Haraki so, and the goverment never knew we were there, so they never demanded we leave!

we simply look at the acid in nano labs, and destroy the non acidic parts of the acid! We are not playing god because nerolands who is not part of jono Land gave us the lab. We do not know how Nerolands got the lab but it is and thats how! Sucker!

i recomend the jonian government stops taking drugs! Crankster!

A mass migration all Jono Land citizens move with the goverment in exile to GeForce 4

in Haraki so, and the goverment never knew we were there, so they never demanded we leave!


No one complained about the noise of all the equipment? or how about the other things that labs require like workers?

A mass migration all Jono Land citizens move with the goverment in exile to GeForce 4

I massive wave of sea based gunfire strikes the remaining port. The people are overjoyed as 100 AH-64 Apaches come into view firing at the Jonian government officials.

An Infantry divisoin has unloaded and a Armoured division has also to prevent the forced migration of Civillians.

due to the lack of gun control the people of jOno land shot throguht the infantry division. The people are reaching GeForce 4! with nothing their way, although thousands died they have reached GeForce 4 already!

for 3 months already!

This was a telegram from GeForce 4 Advise though, ignore them. Just say "I ignore you because I stopped selling slaves" and dont post in any of the wars on you. Just forget it. They cant hurt you if you say they cant. Tell them if they want a fight, they can take me on. Hell, just post this telegram.

The entire region of Clan Sfiera (only about 3.5 billion active for RPing) is ready to assist you.

the people of JOno Land are being welcomed as hereos for charging throguh the merderous tyrents of Kahta!

I am the leader of Clan Sfiera. I am here to help.

if u are pleaz nuke him, hes playying got a bit. OP.S. beware of nerolands he is god

That's the beauty of it, you don't even need to move your troops, you can just get them to get rid of all gear not made from biological fibers (i.e. cotton), and they'll survive the nanites easily.

Somewhere, deep in space...
A Noble Bomb Raven Unit swooped through the Earth's orbit, the pilot having the time of his life dodgin various space debris and gathering speed. He then pushed forward on both throttles, causing the Raven to plummet in the direction of the capital of Jono Land. Upon reaching the city, the pilot then brought the Raven to a screaching halt and fired three large canisters into the center of the city. The pilot smiled evily and he flew the Noble Bomb back into space, knowing that the second he pressed a little red button on his control console, the people of Jono Land would be forced to use wood as their strongest building material.

He pressed the button. Back on Earth, the canisters hissed, unleashing a slivery clowd that immeadiately ate the canisters that it came out of, then spread out like a fine mist, devouring buildings, cars, and clothes everywhere it went.

Twelve hours later the entire city is gone but the human population remains (although marginally clothed). The test is declared a success.Hey Jono, lookie here! You have no capital city! :P

http://www.angelfire.com/va/planeswlk/images/Urza.gif
Urza uses the mighty windowslex to destroy you all :lol:

our whole population is in GeForce 4

we simply look at the acid in nano labs, and destroy the non acidic parts of the acid! We are not playing god because nerolands who is not part of jono Land gave us the lab. We do not know how Nerolands got the lab but it is and thats how! Sucker!

OOC: Ok, Ive been watching this for a while and had good laughs, but since no one else's commented on it that much, I guess I will. And yes, I am a n00b country, but never fear, pro players, even I think this guy needs medical attention.
Ok, Jono Land, are you ready? it's time for a lesson in chemistry. Pure acid, if it was possible, would be nothing more than powder. This would mean that it WOULDN'T BURN. You see, for acid to have dissolving effects, it would have to be aqueous, that is, a gas or solid substance in water. If you remove all non-acidic components, you also delete the H20, turning the acid into nothing but harmless powder. Hey, I might be a n00b player, but that doesn't mean I don't listen in on chemistry lessons. And now for Amphib Guinea to take jabs at Jono Land.

IC: Feeling that Jono Land had suffered enough persecution, Amphib Guinea decided to send 1.3 billion dollars recently donated to it directly into Jono Land's president's arms.
In pennies.
It is still unclear whether suffocation or the breaking of the spine from the ungodly amount of pennies killed Jono Land's president.

OOC: Man, even n00b countries are out to get you! Maybe you should try and remake a new nation with a new alias.
BTW, you rule, ResiCorp. With the current situation, your witty remarks will utterly obliterate your opponents!

our whole population is in GeForce 4That's fine. I spared their lives, if you'd have read the post.

BTW, you rule, ResiCorp. With the current situation, your witty remarks will utterly obliterate your opponents!Did you have to do that? His ego is big enough already! :lol:

BTW, you rule, ResiCorp. With the current situation, your witty remarks will utterly obliterate your opponents!Did you have to do that? His ego is big enough already! :lol:You're damn right! :wink:

And AG, it's always refreshing to see a newbie country that knows its stuff, especially if that newbie country likes praising the hell out of me. 8)

With countries like you and D0minaria springing up, one has to wonder whether NationStates is becoming more RP-able.

*looks at Jono Land and Lake Nerolands*
Well, maybe not... :?

OOC: Why am I even reading this? It's soooooo pathetic, n00b wars.

Well now that his population has merged with GeForce, he no longer has a country, and can no longer post. Hoorah!

we simply live in the middle of GeForce under the command of their goverment

we simply live in the middle of GeForce under the command of their govermentSO essentially you have merged with GeForce? :lol:

TRC just sells chocolate bars, that's it.

TRC just sells chocolate bars, that's it.Those radioactive bubbles, man, I could swear that they were talking...

((OOC: What the hell is that supposed to mean? :? ))

TRC is addicted to chocolates

i would like to start a cruise around lake nerolands.... would you permit me to do so, resi?

i would like to start a cruise around lake nerolands.... would you permit me to do so, resi?I'd reccommend you wait a day or two for the water to cool down...

((We just ortillary bombarded it again just to make sure everything was dead. The water was boiling for a couple of seconds there.))

TRC is addicted to chocolatesWTF? Are you trying to flame me, or something? :?

Right now I'm just confused.

TRC didn't take over NEroland, and Neroland is still alive.

ahh, ok. but when it cools down, we wish to set up the lakenerolands cruise line. since you claimed the property, we will give you 2.5% revenues. how about it?

sure. and i give u a 20% discount cause ur the first coustomer.

ahh, ok. but when it cools down, we wish to set up the lakenerolands cruise line. since you claimed the property, we will give you 2.5% revenues. how about it?Sure, it sounds good to us.

eww... a big radioactive bubble just poped an it was almost like it was talking to me!! i think you should bombard it again, resi...

TRC didn't take over NEroland, and Neroland is still alive.You are a lake, and a radioactive one at that.

Lose this nation and get a new one, it shouldn't be too much trouble anyway.

TRC IS NOT IN CHARGE OF NEROLAND FOR THE LAST TIME!!!

eww... a big radioactive bubble just poped an it was almost like it was talking to me!! i think you should bombard it again, resi...Nah, the lake's radioactivity does that, you should just ignore it. Bombarding it won't do it any good.

TRC IS NOT IN CHARGE OF NEROLAND FOR THE LAST TIME!!!Actually, we are.

*Neroland kicks TRC out of Neroland*

*Neroland kicks TRC out of Neroland**watches as the waves froth around in the lake*
Huh... I could swear they're trying to do something agressive. Meh, it's probably just a figment of my imagination.

yea, they are. it was unclaimed territory after all its occupants died from multiple ICBM blasts, and resi was quick to turn it into a popular tourist attraction.

Resi: i think it has cooled down enough. we will begin construction of out building on the edge of the lake. your leaders will all recieve complimentry tickets +1 on the first romantic cruise.

*neroland is now moving off of jonoland and on to a Typoon Lagoon II in 1 minute.*

yea, they are. it was unclaimed territory after all its occupants died from multiple ICBM blasts, and resi was quick to turn it into a popular tourist attraction.

Resi: i think it has cooled down enough. we will begin construction of out building on the edge of the lake. your leaders will all recieve complimentry tickets +1 on the first romantic cruise.
Just make sure no one falls in the lake. With all that crazy radiation going on, who knows whats down there. :wink:

*neroland is now moving off of jonoland and on to a Typoon Lagoon II in 1 minute.*Y'know, changing your region doesn't change the fact that you're still a lake.

I'm not gonna check this thread anymore...

*anti-thread cannon*

I'm not gonna check this thread anymore...

*anti-thread cannon*Fine, then. That doesn't change the fact that you're a lake.

sure doesn't. i hope that your leaders have recieved thier tickets in the mail, resi. construction will be done in an hour (RL)

sure doesn't. i hope that your leaders have recieved thier tickets in the mail, resi. construction will be done in an hour (RL)Unfortunately, my leader is currently off on a *ahem* "Diplomatic Mission" ((he's at a party with his fiancee :P )), so he can't attend the cruse just yet. However, upon his return he'd be happy to go on that cruise.

of course. an hour is actually about a month, so we were thinking that we would end the tickets ahead. they are probably in his mailbox, just sitting there. when he is done, he can bring his fiancée on the romantic 1 month cruise around lake neroland, spotting such landmarks as the radioctive zombies and the underwater remains of the cardboard city itself. i will make a seperate thread for the neroland cruise line.

I'm not gonna check this thread anymore...

*anti-thread cannon*

good because i just launched 1,000,000,000 n00ks at you and you need to TG me ur password cuz i one the battle

Kahta, I own his nation already, so I ignore your nukes as they were based on the fact that he was still in possession of the nation.

I trust you won't find anything wrong with this.

No, I find nothing wrong with this.

and now Lima Beens and Kahta are allys