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<<<< NEWS BULLETIN - WHISPERING VOICES SENDS ULTIMATUM TO RUSSIAN FORCES!!! >>>>

Today in a press conference held in the arctic city of Silence the Minister for Bioethics made the following statement:

"The nation of Russian Forces has long been polluting the gene pool with its idiotic tendencies, warmongering incompetence, and complete lack of any interest. This is the government's final statement on the matter: Russian Forces, if you ever talk to any other country again, you will be obliterated! You have 1 day to respond to this ultimatum."

<<<< NEWS BULLETIN - DEADLINE GONE. WHISPERING VOICES MOBILISING!!! >>>>

In a continuation from the press conference just now, the Minister for Bioethics made the following statement:

"The nation of Russian Forces has not responded to our ultimatum. We are declaring it a rogue state, and mobilising. It will be crushed under our mighty stiletto heel." She then did a little striptease for the reporters, before slipping over on the treacherous ice.

<<<< NEWS BULLETIN - WHISPERING VOICES INVADES RUSSIAN FORCES!!! >>>>

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http://www.army-technology.com/projects/leclerc/images/leclerc2.jpg

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<<<< NEWS BULLETIN - WHISPERING VOICES CONDEMNS SPEECH BY PUTIN!!! >>>>

In a continuation from the press conference just now which was a continuation of another press conference a bit earlier, the Minister for Bioethics condemned a speech by Russian Forces leader Vladimir Putin. She said simply: "It was wank. I have a one-legged poodle with more charisma."

President Putin is pictured below:
http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~darion.c.smith/wvpics/putin.jpg

<<<< NEWS BULLETIN - RUSSIAN FORCES TROOPS MOBILISE!!! >>>>

Russian Forces today mobilised troops. Sadly, they were too retarded to count and overestimated their numbers by a factor of 100, however reporters got some pictures:

http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~darion.c.smith/wvpics/spetznaz.jpg

Elite Spetznaz

http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~darion.c.smith/wvpics/t90.jpg

Top Russian Forces Tank Commander

AND SOME BASTARD UGLY CAT THE RUSSIANS HAVE
http://213.176.1.196:800/Default/www.users.totalise.co.uk/~richard_gwilliam/spastic.jpg

http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~darion.c.smith/wvpics/bubba.jpg

Top Elite n00k Spetznaz

<<<< NEWS BULLETIN - RUSSIAN FORCES DEFEATED!!! >>>>

I don't have time to post casualties

Whispering Voices today announced its complete obliteration of Russian Forces. Sadly we didn't have time to actually fight, but we would have owned them anyway because all they do is numberwank with improbable figures.

The Minister for Bioethics announced a total cull of every citizen of Russian Forces, giving Russia back to the real Russians who don't suck so much. She also released the following pictures:

http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~darion.c.smith/wvpics/cosmonaut.jpg

RUSSIAN COSMONAUTS TAUGHT THE BEAUTY OF SPACE WITHOUT LIFE SUPPORT

http://www.emandan.freeserve.co.uk/pictures/happybaby1.jpg

CHAIRMAN OF KGB CHEERS UPON LEARNING OF WHISPERING VOICES' INTENTION TO INTRODUCE SINGER'S BIOETHICS (http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/Content/1998/09/24/news/choudhury.html) POLICIES FOR HIS NATION. IF ONLY HE WASN'T TOO BASTARD STUPID TO UNDERSTAND, HE MIGHT HAVE TIME TO CRAWL AND HIDE IN A ROCK SOMEWHERE!

<<<< NEWS BULLETIN - WHISPERING VOICES ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS RUSSIAN ALLIES!!! >>>>

The Minister for Bioethics apologised today for Voices troops accidentally letting the Chairman of the KGB fire all of Russian Forces' nuclear arsenal directly at Imperial Forces. However, she did say there was no use crying over spilt milk, and that she was sure she'd cope.

She'd also like to thank some people in a big happy feel-good circle jerk, hail the #nationstates IRC channel or at least three of the people in it.

The High Council of the Duchy, acting under the authority of the Grand Duke, has released an official comment on the subject:

http://forums.dragonsight.com/html/emoticons/fscared.gif


The High Council of the Duchy then went back to its daily business:

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The High Council of the Duchy thanks you for your attention. http://forums.dragonsight.com/html/emoticons/fox.gif

Menelmacar's official policy on this war:

"It's too bad Russian Forces were too wanky to learn how to fight a real war. As for the WV attack, we state in the strongest possible terms:

Funniest.
Use of Photoshop.
Ever.

That is all."

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/sirithil/sirithilnosfeanor.gifLady Sirithil nos Fëanor
Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
"If it is to be war between us, it shall be war to the knife and the knife to the hilt."
~Foreign Minister Duke Paolio, The Outlands
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
Clicky-clicky!

Yeah, sure, whatever...

Upon hearing that Whispering Voices has annihilated Russian Forces, The Indiastan Foreign Minster released this statement to the RF survivors:

http://www.geocities.com/kranzyoktyabr/jeanstfu.txt

This has been an INN report.

The Empire notes that, if it cared about this matter, it wouldn't have gotten it's most junior ambassador to comment, and say absolutely nothing other than its lack of interest in this matter.

~ Junior Ambassador Kifir

A huge Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah fleet was closing in on Earth to bombard Russian Forces from high Earth orbit when they heard the news. "They beat us to it!", said number 1 of the Hierarchy, and continued, "Oh well, better luck next time. Good thing we have the WHISPERING VOICES NEWS FEED on every single ship we have."

The Overlord is unavailible for comment as he is laughing his head off at the moment. The message he gave uss before he started was, "I want that cat! I can make stuffed animals of it and make millions!"

I got one thing to say about this...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay9.gif

In light of recent events, the PrattCo Conglomerate International Developments Group has approved a direct arms trade with the Russian Forces survivors, to equip their military in the future to protect against radscorpions, mutants and bandits, which the IIA has deemed "the most likely opponents Russian Forces will be able to muster arms against after this attack."

This will be a special, one-time wholesale purchase of valuable military hardware.

We offer the following items.
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5000 Spetsnaz Special 30 mm Rocks
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_4kZ5ouDAoEC:www.mayapaleolithicmuseum.org/images/newRWCd12.jpg
These fearsome weapons will make short work of any Russian Forces enemies! Offer price $1/ton (negotiable).
---
AK-100 Assault Fibres
http://www.wm3.org/images/sticks.jpg
A must for any Russian Forces army, tried-and-true! Since trees are a scarce commodity in the RF of the future, these will be priced at $4/ton. We feel this is a very generous offer, considering how much we will be contributing to Russian Forces defenses!

Eric Love
Director
PrattCo Conglomerate International Developments Group

I got one thing to say about this...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay9.gifLOL! Good call, I have to say.

OOC: You suck at Photoshop.

OOC: You suck at Photoshop.


Well done for missing the point entirely ;) Besides, Photoshop has an object selection wizard. As you (knowledgeable as you must be about such matters) will undoubtedly realise, I had no access to one. That means I must be using a non-Photoshop product, which indicates Paint Shop Pro version 6 or below.

OMG! I didn't spend hours retouching a throwaway image! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!1!!

*hands Benderland the 'clveer byo!1!' cookie and sends him to the corner*

Wow. That was Entertaining. Do it again.

*Reminds the Whipering Voices Government that they owe them money for the server space.*

http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~darion.c.smith/obvious.png Deanna Humphrey, Mistress, WTF and OMG Ministry, Subsection of the International Relations Directorate
The Federation of Sentient Peoples (http://people.vanderbilt.edu/~darion.c.smith/)
Federation Roleplay Policy (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=55186)

^_^

RF must have not seen it...

I wonder what the hell will he say http://forums.dragonsight.com/html/emoticons/fscared.gif

LMAO!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As I thought... http://forums.dragonsight.com/html/emoticons/fscared.gif

Putin Laughs so hard! Heh Racist Propaganda which has no respect for disabled people. Nazi's!

http://ca.yimg.com/i/ca/reuters/20020305/i/1141440544.jpg

*watches silently as RF again does what he is being condemned for*

OOC: Well as far as im concerned you'll keep on seeing putins face and russian troops terrorizing your people until your national flag is white!

Stop spamming the board you are not serious, if Russian Forces would like to your entire NAZI population would be in the ground and I would sent hundreds of special "Spit Platoons" to spit on their racist grave. :evil:

I fail to see how any of the posts on this board could be considered "serious."

With that said - ROFLMAO

Ahem, carry on.

OOC: Whispering Voices is a typical 56ker who gets ticked off seeing pictures. People should realize pictures say 1000 words and bring atmosphere. :roll:

OOC: Whispering Voices is a typical 56ker who gets ticked off seeing pictures. People should realize pictures say 1000 words and bring atmosphere. :roll:

OOC: Actually it's not the fact it's pictures it's the fact nobody takes the time to find images small enough that 56kers dont get bogged down trying to view the thread. Simply putting a warning about pictures in the topic of threads helps mow down the lag we get.

Side scolling is also a no no, if you cant find a pic small enough to use then atleast have some respect for other people and not use that huge 1024x768 image you so desperately want to masturbate over on the forums with.

That's all we ask is that if you use images atleast have the common decency to either find a smaller pic, or shrinkify it yourself or warn that it has large pictures so the dial-up users dont waste large amounts of time trying to get out of a thread they really dont want to view.

Well everyone knows RF uses pics so..... Explains everything :D

Well everyone knows RF uses pics so..... Explains everything :D

No that does not explain your lack of respecting other people since you obviously have the time to search for a pic, search for a smaller pic, the whole reason your viewed with such contempt is because you spam threads with pics that are larger than most people have download rates and that gets you disliked.

Pictures say a 1000 words yes, but a picture damn near 1000KB is not saying 1000 words it's saying I AM IGNORANT TO PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME!

Maybe a better computer would be the answer to all your problems..........

Maybe a better computer would be the answer to all your problems..........

Or maybe not....

Maybe a better computer would be the answer to all your problems..........Or get DSL like I did

Or cable.

56ker?

I have broadband, thanks. I was more pointing out the complete lack of originality or ability to take casualties than having a problem with big pictures.

Pictures /= Interest



Stop spamming the board you are not serious, if Russian Forces would like to your entire NAZI population would be in the ground and I would sent hundreds of special "Spit Platoons" to spit on their racist grave. :evil:

Aha. Ahaha. Ahahahaha. Only because his men are invincible.

Hm...I think I might just have to accept this IC

OOC: Whispering Voices is a typical 56ker who gets ticked off seeing pictures. People should realize pictures say 1000 words and bring atmosphere. :roll:

[OOC: Pictures may say a thousand words, but a thousand words say anything better than pictures.

Posting pictures is merely laziness. :roll: ]

God damn picture wankers....

God damn picture wankers....

Damn Garrison, haven't heard from you in a while. WHere have you been?

Reading, I've been here every night after soccer

OOC: Whispering Voices is a typical 56ker who gets ticked off seeing pictures. People should realize pictures say 1000 words and bring atmosphere. :roll:

[OOC: Pictures may say a thousand words, but a thousand words say anything better than pictures.

Posting pictures is merely laziness. :roll: ]

OOC: A thousand words eh? And...begin!

http://hklum.home.att.net/swimsuit/original/sw176.jpg