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After witnessing the many wars comitted between the Attican Empire and other nations, such as West Warwick, Freedom Country, McLeod03, and others, LRR has decided to try to put an end to it. Here are the draft terms:

1. The Nomadic Peoples Of Lunatic Retard Robots will, at present and unconditionally, rid itself of all capabilities of planetary intervention.

2. The Attican Empire will cease any and all hostilities to other nations, and remove all barriers to free information transfer, political dissent, or civil rights in the country that may exist.

3. The Emirate Of West Warwick will remove all forces from striking range of The Attican Empire. Air-refueling probes will be removed from all Tu-160 bombers and other aircraft capable in any way to carry nuclear weapons. The Emirate will have, at any time, no more than four nuclear weapons at its disposal, which are for deterrant purposes only.

4. Dark Terror will remove its fleet from Attican Waters.

5. Belem will remove its fleets from Attican Waters, as well as West Warwick waters.

6. Violation of these terms or a full-scale war as a result of violation of these terms is directly punishable by interferance from a Space Task force of The Nomadic Peoples of Lunatic Retard Robots, which will, under no circumstances take sides and serve to end any aforementioned war.

Hello?

Hello?

Hi. I don't think they can here you.

Modified Terms


1. The Nomadic Peoples Of Lunatic Retard Robots will, at present and unconditionally, rid itself of all capabilities of planetary intervention, and Officially Recognize The Government of The Attican Empire.

2. The Attican Empire will cease any and all hostilities to other nations, and remove all barriers to free information transfer, political dissent, or civil rights in the country that may exist.

3. The Emirate Of West Warwick will remove all forces from striking range of The Attican Empire. Air-refueling probes will be removed from all Tu-160 bombers and other aircraft capable in any way to carry nuclear weapons. The Emirate will have, at any time, no more than four nuclear weapons at its disposal, which are for deterrant purposes only.

4. Dark Terror will remove its fleet from Attican Waters.

5. Belem will remove its fleets from Attican Waters, as well as West Warwick waters.

6. Violation of these terms or a full-scale war as a result of violation of these terms is directly punishable by interferance from the Space Fleet of The Nomadic Peoples Of Lunatic retard Robots, at full capability and strength if we so choose.

Freedom Countries first fleet return to home ports, after again stopping by Crookfur.

Freedom Countries first fleet return to home ports, after again stopping by Crookfur.

So, will you participate in the conference?

I will participate in the conference.

I will also sue for over 2 Billion USD worth of damage.

Words of advice from Devori Collective Data Network:

"Ultimatums are only sent by those who want war; the opposing power would never accept the terms and thus the people who would send the ultimatums would get his war wish without looking bad in front of the international community"

We find these terms vindictive, especially point number 2 which we consider to be a violation of the soveriegn rights of that country. We interpret point no. 2 to be forcing your high civil rights and political freedoms on a nation who may not want them.
These terms are condemned by the All-Seeing Eye of the Devorus Collective.

The All-Seeing Eye
The Hive Mind
The Grand Communal Empire of the Devorus Collective
Devorus Collective Information Thread:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73955

Words of advice from Devori Collective Data Network:

"Ultimatums are only sent by those who want war; the opposing power would never accept the terms and thus the people who would send the ultimatums would get his war wish without looking bad in front of the international community"

We find these terms vindictive, especially point number 2 which we consider to be a violation of the soveriegn rights of that country. We interpret point no. 2 to be forcing your high civil rights and political freedoms on a nation who may not want them.
These terms are condemned by the All-Seeing Eye of the Devorus Collective.

The All-Seeing Eye
The Hive Mind
The Grand Communal Empire of the Devorus Collective
Devorus Collective Information Thread:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73955

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Mr. Fred says: Your logic is rather deep. So deep it makes no sense at all. You must be a conspiracy theorist. Now let's disect your argument piece by piece:



"Ultimatums are only sent by those who want war; the opposing power would never accept the terms and thus the people who would send the ultimatums would get his war wish without looking bad in front of the international community"



A. LRR is a future tech power, and we've been ignored for even sending modern-techly armed peacekeepers.

B. Your accusation fails to take several points into account. Such as: LRR is neutral. I don't have the time to RP out a war. Why would I waste more of my precious time squabbling with Attican while there are better things to do?

I will participate in the conference.

I will also sue for over 2 Billion USD worth of damage.

Er.......ok. But since there are no monetary lawsuits allowed in LRR, you'll have to use a different court system.

We will remove half our fleet now, half when the others comply.

We will remove half our fleet now, half when the others comply.

Thanks.

Hello? Attican?

Hello? Anybody out there?

ATTICAN! WHY DO YOU NOT RESPOND?