23-09-2003, 22:10
-------------The Arlberg Press Tribune--------------
"ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS IN PRINT"
PROTECTORATE OF THE WILD DOUGHNUT MOVES TO ARLBERG TERRITORIAL REGION
COFFEEPOT, PWD - The Protectorate of the Wild Doughnut, part of the Arlberg Department of Overseas Territories, moved today to a new region set up by the Arlberg Government. The region, known as The Arlberg Territorial Region, is now only home to one region.
STOCK MARKET VALUES
AFR - Arlberg Furniture Restoration DOWN 12.10 - 12.07
SHI - Arlberg Ski Holdings, Inc. UP 14.56 - 17.80
POR - HPOR Radio UP 6.70 - 6.72
MCA - Merlin Communications Adversaries DOWN 11.00 - 5.32
BNC - Bartlet News Company DOWN 14.32 - 14.31
TE - Thurmond Electrics NEUTRAL 14.00
QNM - Q|N Motion Pictures UP 22.34 - 26.77
EXP - Expo Beverages UP 21.19 - 27.92
ZZT - Zuri-Zuri Thompson DOWN 15.02 - 14.88
MOS - MooseMeat, Inc. UP 14.83 - 21.02
BMD - Beef, Moose and Deer LLC. DOWN 32.08 - 31.08
ABG: SLAVERY SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED BY THE UNITED NATIONS
HURON, ARLBERG - Although slavery has been banned by the United Nations, many members of Parliment believe that has not been enough.
"The sale of refugees and prisioners is on the rise" James Dalton, R-Akbar City, said yesterday in a public press confrence, "and the UN has done nothing to end it."
The government has taken no official sides yet, and it appears to stay that way. Christmas North, D-Andover, said yesterday that "Dalton is just trying to stir up trouble with the UN."
Both Dalton and North voted against applying to join the United Nations.
ABG: MOOSE POPULATION ON THE RISE
NORTHERN LIMITS - Experts predict a bumper crop of Moose meat this year, news that has such companies as MooseMeat, Inc. and Beef, Moose and Deer jumping for joy.
"Oh joy!" says Jack Tropolis, spokesperson for MooseMeat, which operates out of Harding City in the northern sector.
Despite this news, Beef, Moose, and Deer LLC lost money in the ASE yesterday.
"ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS IN PRINT"
PROTECTORATE OF THE WILD DOUGHNUT MOVES TO ARLBERG TERRITORIAL REGION
COFFEEPOT, PWD - The Protectorate of the Wild Doughnut, part of the Arlberg Department of Overseas Territories, moved today to a new region set up by the Arlberg Government. The region, known as The Arlberg Territorial Region, is now only home to one region.
STOCK MARKET VALUES
AFR - Arlberg Furniture Restoration DOWN 12.10 - 12.07
SHI - Arlberg Ski Holdings, Inc. UP 14.56 - 17.80
POR - HPOR Radio UP 6.70 - 6.72
MCA - Merlin Communications Adversaries DOWN 11.00 - 5.32
BNC - Bartlet News Company DOWN 14.32 - 14.31
TE - Thurmond Electrics NEUTRAL 14.00
QNM - Q|N Motion Pictures UP 22.34 - 26.77
EXP - Expo Beverages UP 21.19 - 27.92
ZZT - Zuri-Zuri Thompson DOWN 15.02 - 14.88
MOS - MooseMeat, Inc. UP 14.83 - 21.02
BMD - Beef, Moose and Deer LLC. DOWN 32.08 - 31.08
ABG: SLAVERY SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED BY THE UNITED NATIONS
HURON, ARLBERG - Although slavery has been banned by the United Nations, many members of Parliment believe that has not been enough.
"The sale of refugees and prisioners is on the rise" James Dalton, R-Akbar City, said yesterday in a public press confrence, "and the UN has done nothing to end it."
The government has taken no official sides yet, and it appears to stay that way. Christmas North, D-Andover, said yesterday that "Dalton is just trying to stir up trouble with the UN."
Both Dalton and North voted against applying to join the United Nations.
ABG: MOOSE POPULATION ON THE RISE
NORTHERN LIMITS - Experts predict a bumper crop of Moose meat this year, news that has such companies as MooseMeat, Inc. and Beef, Moose and Deer jumping for joy.
"Oh joy!" says Jack Tropolis, spokesperson for MooseMeat, which operates out of Harding City in the northern sector.
Despite this news, Beef, Moose, and Deer LLC lost money in the ASE yesterday.