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The pie master 2000 is copyrighted by geforce4 and its scientists. Anyone who reproduces without permission will be procecuted. Geforce scientists would like to add that we use EECs (Elite Ernie Clones) which are not real and do not wish to offend anyone whom is overweight as there is nothing wrong with that.

The Pie Master 2000
The PM2 is a very deadly weapon. It was created when obesity turned into a problem in the geforce military and when we decided that our M16A2s were not technically advanced enough. The Pie master fires whipped cream and various fillings (apple, cherry, blueberry) at the enemy of up to 100yards (one football field), then, a fat person (see figure 1-1) attacks the poor sap covered in whipped cream and pie fillings and eats him because he thinks he's a pie. The reaction time from the point of pie contact to the time of fat person attack is 3 seconds.

[Figure 1-1]
http://www.slowart.com/slow/fatties/fat-blk.jpg

[The Pie Master 2000]
http://www.sinopa.ee/sor/bo001/bo04av/bo04av03/03an94/an94abakan01.jpg
Description: The Bottom part that looks like a grenade launcher is where the fillings are fired from. The Barrel is for the whipped cream.

THESE ARE FOR SALE!!!
Pie Master 2000-$2,500 (Comes with 1 of each clip)
Filling Clip-$50
Whipped Cream Clip-$60
Fillings (All in 1 gallon sizes, ready to load):
Apple-$5
Cherry-$5
Blueberry-$5
Whipped Cream-$4

Bump.

You don't like my Pie Masters?!?!?!

First person to buy gets 100 free.

I'll buy 1 and get 100 free please. Money wired.

I'll buy 1 and get 100 free please. Money wired.

Smart kid. You will need some fillings as well.

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That fat man picture is really disturbing. Especially considering that he's totally naked and you can see his... um... he's either really tall and fat or unusually poorly endowed (is that a word?)

I'll get 1,000.

I'll get 1,000.

Alright that will be 2,500,000. You will need some fillings and whipped cream. We will include one fat person.(Telegram Evil Mutant Squirrels for some EECs)

I'll get 1,000.

Alright that will be 2,500,000. You will need some fillings and whipped cream. We will include one fat person.(Telegram Evil Mutant Squirrels for some EECs)

ok... money wired..

cant you help me get the fillings and whipped?

I'll get 1,000.

Alright that will be 2,500,000. You will need some fillings and whipped cream. We will include one fat person.(Telegram Evil Mutant Squirrels for some EECs)

ok... money wired..

cant you help me get the fillings and whipped?

Sure. 20 gallons of each free.

I'll take 5,000 and production rights for the fillings and whipped cream.

I will buy 1 pie man and all the fillings

money wired

Mmmmm..... GP30!

I'll take 5,000 and production rights for the fillings and whipped cream.

Hmm. Prodrights for the fillins' eh? Sure. I will send you the plans for them cause they are customly shaped. That will cost you and extra 1,000,000.

I'll buy ten for the office birthday parties. Those morons think they deserve a company purchased cake, huh? I'll show them a thing or two...

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)

I'll buy ten for the office birthday parties. Those morons think they deserve a company purchased cake, huh? I'll show them a thing or two...

http://www.hut.fi/~shaavist/b5/images/char/bester.jpg
Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)

Lol. Sure. Thats 250000

1 pie man
all of the fillings
*money wired*