NationStates Jolt Archive

These are somewhat expensive, but worth it. Let us start out with warheads...

MK-1 Fission Warhead "Wet Fart":

Ah, the good old MK-1. Based on the highest yielding fission device ever, but with an additional boost. Yield is 750 kilotons, perfect for sneaking into a city and then detonating.

Price Per Unit: $750,000
Manufacturing License: $1,000,000

MK-12 Basic Fusion "Boom Boom" Warhead:

The MK-2 is a fusor-based nuclear warhead, the first of it's kind. The yield is a whopping 12.5 megatons, all in a package little over the size of a garbage can. Plus, the MK-2 fuses Boron-11 and protons, so it is completely clean. And all this in a package little over the size of a garbage can!

Price Per Unit: $1,297,000
Manufacturing License: $5,000,000

MK-20 Medium Fusion Warhead "Raging Death":

The Raging Death is basically a souped up MK-12. Yield is now 20 megatons.

Price Per Unit: $2,000,000
Manufactuting License: $20,000,000

MK-50 Heavy Warhead "Tzar Bomba":

The MK-50 is one of the largest warheads ever built. It uses the same principles as our other fusion warheads, so it is completely clean. Plus, it is barely 500kg in mass.


Price Per Unit: $4,000,000
Manufactuting License: $50,000,000

MK-100 Super Heavy Warhead "Megadeath 3000"

The MK-100 has...you guessed it...100 megatons of yield! No other comments necessary.

Price Per Unit: $10,000,000
Manufacturing License: $100,000,000

MK-200 Ultra Heavy Warhead "Megadeath 4000"

An upscaled MK-100 with an MK-1 trigger bomb, coupled with fusion chain reaction triggered 20 mgt. bomblets.

Price Per Unit: $20,000,000
Manufacturing License: $500,000,000

MK-500 Ultra Ultra Heavy Warhead "Nuclear Winter Santa"

An altoghether new design, the Nuclear Winter Santa has 500 megatons of yield. You can wipe out a good sized country with this one!

*CAUTION: If the world blows up, it's not our fault. Use at your own risk.

Price Per Unit: $40,000,000
Manufacturing License: $1,000,000,000

MORE STUFF COMING SOON!

Just wire me the money, and we will deliver it as fast as you can sign on the dotted line. Also, if the world blows up, it's not our fault. In addition to this, if the world blows up, we won't be affected...most of us live in space colony ships!

I'll buy 10 of the most powerful Warheads....

Money wired.

If your missing a few dollars, feel free to take 3 shiploads of Premuim Gold.

Stop your sale of weapons of mass destruction. Making this type of weaponry available to any nation will cause extreme chaos. If you do not stop the sales, then I will force you to shut down your sales. I'm not a huge fan of war, but selling weapons of mass destruction so freely could mean putting them in the wrong hands.

Sincerely,
Christopher Anderson
Dictator of Gurian

OOC: $20,000,000 for a nuke of that yield is very low; most tanks cost 1/4 that. Raise your prices or some will consider it godmodding.

Stop your sale of weapons of mass destruction. Making this type of weaponry available to any nation will cause extreme chaos. If you do not stop the sales, then I will force you to shut down your sales. I'm not a huge fan of war, but selling weapons of mass destruction so freely could mean putting them in the wrong hands.

Sincerely,
Christopher Anderson
Dictator of Gurian

then buy all of them and demolish them...

:roll:

Why do I feel heavy numberwanking here with those mega-nukes?

How'd you build all these nukes already?

A little young, I think...anyone agree?

Agreed.

Quite interesting, actually...Recently, we had a breakthrough with our new atom-manipulating electron microscopes. The rest was simple. We already had the technology needed to build the nukes...it was just that we did not have the necessary materials. However, this technology allows us to manipulate elements quite easily. Also, we took a few deriatives from the electron microscope and used them to refine the "fusor" design until it could achieve break-even power levels with nothing but some boron, and a few thousand electron volts. The whole unit is compact and cheap, too...


Besides, who doesn't like nookular war?

Also, tommorow anti-missiles will be for sale...they'll render the nukes usable, but unusable, as in undelivarble.

This is your last warning. Cease the sale of weapons of mass destruction or Gurian and its allies will force you to do so.

lol, ill pwn you

Gurian currently has a population of 1.2 billion from which to collect taxes and get men for a military. Do not forget allies as well. I doubt that you will "pwn" us.

Gurian the DURIAN! stop this nonsense of an attack! your foul stench can be smelled from several miles away!

Gurian currently has a population of 1.2 billion from which to collect taxes and get men for a military. Do not forget allies as well. I doubt that you will "pwn" us.

i will pwn the wmd guy, not you

We are not currently attacking...we just do not like weapons of mass destruction being sold so freely. Do you want a group of terrorists to acquire these weapons and use them on us all? I do not want to start a war, but I am willing to resort to war to end the sale of these weapons.

Gurian currently has a population of 1.2 billion from which to collect taxes and get men for a military. Do not forget allies as well. I doubt that you will "pwn" us.

i will pwn the wmd guy, not you

Oh, I see.

OOC: I will oficially call it godmodding, first of all, 500 MTs 40 000 000 Dollars? In a small nation? POure bullshit if you ask me.

Plus there is NO "clean" nuclear weapon.

While we doubt it matters much the Sword and Sheild notes it's distaste (And the belief of a bit of godmoding going on here) at these sales. We join the other nations that have told the sellers to stop, and offer any assitance that would be required.

Hmm...Well, you see...we overmanufactured the damm things and we need to get rid of them. We might as well give the damm things away for free, frankly. However, I wish to spread nukes so that MAD becomes more and more pronounced, to the point that every country is a nuclear power. That way, nuclear war becomes completely impossible. Of course, as you are getting picky about the whole thing, I'll multiply all the prices times 10.