NationStates Jolt Archive


War on Francos Spain

Drakosovar
23-09-2003, 01:59
We of Drakosovar are deeply unhappy that in a four day absence from the game we have been uncermoniously ejected from our region with out so much as a telegram.
Consequently we are declaring war on Francos Spain for this act. We are willing to negotiate under the auspices of the United Nations, however as we suspect Francos to be harbouring Weapons of Mass Destruction a prerequisite to the talks to avoid war would be that we bomb the hell out of them while they are not expecting.
If we are immediately allowed back in the Pacific we will drop hostilities, otherwise this will be a long, long thread describing unpleasant battle tactics.
Our first move is the nuclear hand grenade wielding winged monkeys. (if you query this check my posts, we bought the monkeys some months ago and our nuclear program is quite well developed)
Drakos, Leader of the Monkey Armies of Drakosovar.
'Do you feel lucky, well do ya, punk?'
Dog Lake
23-09-2003, 02:30
Good luck. No one has been removed from the banned nations list which is now over 500 nations. The Pacific delegate has made a joke of the UN and the MODs for their own ends. Playing nice has to end.
23-09-2003, 02:32
I'm new to this game so i posted this in the regional message board:

"Hi, im new here. How is everyone? WHo shoul i endorse when i get in the UN?"

Then i got booted!
New Genoa
23-09-2003, 02:37
Well, I discourage region-crashing in general, but he needs to be booted out of power. My suggestion: phony invasion. Have a coalition make countless nations, let them join the UN (no multis of course)... endorse Francos... make sure everyone is online at so and so.... and strike. Difficult, but y'know.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/norfolk_island--54.jpg
The Free Republic of New Genoa
Goobergunchia
23-09-2003, 03:03
[ooc: Actually, I think a good IC war on Francos Spain (or whoever his current lackey is) would be a good idea. Then he'd have to act like a lake if he ever dared show his face in the forums.]
Drakosovar
23-09-2003, 12:25
Concerningly we have received a categorical denial from Francos Spain that he was responsible for my country's removal from the Pacific. We intend to query this further, but at present our declaration of war stands.
The winged monkeys have departed the Rejected Realms and are embarking on the long, nightmarish trek to the Pacific.
Drakos, Chief Simian Aviator, Drakosovar.