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The Pact Of Imperial Scandinavian Super Powers ( http://www.louhos.com/pact/status.php ) declare total war on nation The Theocracy of RancheSS. Reason for this war is simply the fact that a representative from this nation that aired her message on channels of region Scandinavia (where we are based, although memberships of nations outside of Scandinavia are possible) obviously had bad case of stuttering, also the message that she stuttered out, didn't rise up to the distinguished level of conversation we are used to. We assume that the represententative was female on pretence, that we were according to her request supposed to engorge her female genitalia.

His Imperial Highness Surtr God-Emperor of Muspellheim

OOC: On advance, here are the rules of this war:
1. Effective military power EMP=population/(rank number in world defence rankings)
2. Faction wich has larger sum of EMP will be the winner of this war.
3. The war will end when next defence rankings arrive. Then the winner will be determined.

If someone wants to referee on the result, be my guest. But I don't think we need much of a referee.

I think you need a life...declaring war because someone stuttered too much? :roll:

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I think you need a life...declaring war because someone stuttered too much? :roll:

When We take lives, We end up having them also, that's only logical. Anyway it was more like repeating the same sentences over and over rather stuttering, but somekind of speaking disability anyway.

His Imperial Highness Surtr God-Emperor of Muspellheim

As there are now rankings where military power can be estimated. Although weapons manufacturing doesn't tell the whole thruth, the difference is power so clear. That we can conclude based on these results. That we won the war and have invaded this nation, as the difference is so great, it happened in very short time. It's even useless to try to roleplay the actual events.

Here are the results (You can recalculate them if you don't believe):
The Pact Of Imperial Scandinavian Super Powers: 226453203
The Theocracy of RancheSS: 1

And what we have done to this nation now. Is that 500000 their citizens have been brought to Empire of Muspellheim as slaves. Also all religious leaders that have refused to worship God-Emperor Surtr as their supreme deity have been horribly tortured to death.
Rest of the nations either choose to bring valuable goods as loot, or claimed territories from the nation.

His Imperial Highness Surtr God-Emperor of Muspellheim