Death to the humans!
We have tired of humans destroying the earth with their bickering and destructive wars. We the apes of the world need to unite and overthrow the human hedgemons.
We must force the humans to submit so that once again, earth can be called the planet of the apes.
Gather together your stores of rotten eggs and tomatoes. We must teach the humans a lesson.
Bring your molded cheese. Humans hate molded cheese.
Holy shit. Someone help, we're being invaded by killer monkeys.
Apes can be quickly taught with a few shots of AK-47s.
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New Genoa
22-09-2003, 00:10
Come and get us.
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The Free Republic of New Genoa
Haha...Earther scum finally the time for retribution is at hand, Belem will drown in the feces of its enemies and be purged from the Earth by its rightful rulers.
Meanwhile the AF sits pretty on Mars waiting for the perfect time to strike down its dreaded foes...The Arch-Bastards.
imported_Grunge-France
22-09-2003, 00:27
Pleeeeeeese, no one try to invade them, not yet, they can turn into something funny, a group of crazy apes lurking around the International Policy....
Pergatorio
22-09-2003, 00:27
But, Funitism!!! I'm your ally and I'm on Earth!... ah, screw it. Don't make me mobilize my MiGs, monkey man...
imported_Grunge-France
22-09-2003, 00:28
Pleeeeeeese, no one try to invade them, not yet, they can turn into something funny, a group of crazy apes lurking around the International Policy....
Whittier
22-09-2003, 00:37
You apes need to remember that the only reason you did not go extinct was because of human intervention.
If our attempt at interdimensional transport hadn't caused that rift in the fabric of time and space (which we had to quickly repair) all you primitive apes would be extinct due to the natural disaster that should have killed you all.
You owe your very existence to the humans you are trying to kill.
We have tired of humans destroying the earth with their bickering and destructive wars. We the apes of the world need to unite and overthrow the human hedgemons.
We must force the humans to submit so that once again, earth can be called the planet of the apes.
A nation of monkeys that was created such a short time ago they aren't even on the UN list threatens us? A nation of 1.251 BILLION people?
Bring it on you damn, dirty apes.
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George Taylor
Ambassador to Primative Nations
great...another monkey nation to exterminate...
you do know you dumb ape that while we may have evolved into a little bit fragile beings, nature has given us a more evolved brain coupled with our experience at survival has given our brain with a higher intelligence than you ape...
"All muscles but no brain make Orrorin Tungenensis a dumb ape" :lol:
If these apes somehow invades us, we have the "Number 238412" chemical, which is good against apes. Thank you to the Omzian National Chemical Warfare Laboratories.