21-09-2003, 19:31
We at the Franco American goverment have decided to make the following statement to any it may concern.
We belive that Coca-Cola is a sin against nature - Therefore Pepsi shall become the major Cola brand. We hope that many of you will be joining us in our venture. As a matter of fact the latest rocket being planned is shaped like a Pepsi bottle. Sure to bring our economy up.
Another thing we belive is that Internet access should be retricted to Government sites only. The reduces the amount of contact criminals, terrorists and other non-French Americans have with each other. It also allows us to tell our nation things that are happening.
We belive that National Animals are a thing of the past. The national animal, before we French took over, is the George W Bush. Their are two commonly known to the general public: The George W Bush Senoir and The George W Bush Junior - With have nearly captured both of them. Once they are captured we shall execute both by Wax Coat. (A method in which we coat the criminal in wax until they die. We then remove the wax to use on the next criminal. That way it is cheeper.) But, we need your help in capturing these mongrel monkey-like creatures and any other animal with the name George W Bush. A reward will be given. Please telephone +89 01757 6-BushKill-9 if you have any information to give.
Every Government wants money and we Franco Americans have found a clever way to gain money...Make your beached private! This is a great way to gain money for the government with the companies running the beaches giving you money for rent.
Another way to get money is to allow advertising everywhere! In Franco America every car sold contains at least 25 adverts with them spread out equally over the car. Any car without adverts will need to apply for government position which costs €30,000. Clever, Yes? Yes!
That's all for now. More later from your friendly-economistic neighbour...Franco America.
Franco America's Official Statement Maker: Jean Dupuis.
We belive that Coca-Cola is a sin against nature - Therefore Pepsi shall become the major Cola brand. We hope that many of you will be joining us in our venture. As a matter of fact the latest rocket being planned is shaped like a Pepsi bottle. Sure to bring our economy up.
Another thing we belive is that Internet access should be retricted to Government sites only. The reduces the amount of contact criminals, terrorists and other non-French Americans have with each other. It also allows us to tell our nation things that are happening.
We belive that National Animals are a thing of the past. The national animal, before we French took over, is the George W Bush. Their are two commonly known to the general public: The George W Bush Senoir and The George W Bush Junior - With have nearly captured both of them. Once they are captured we shall execute both by Wax Coat. (A method in which we coat the criminal in wax until they die. We then remove the wax to use on the next criminal. That way it is cheeper.) But, we need your help in capturing these mongrel monkey-like creatures and any other animal with the name George W Bush. A reward will be given. Please telephone +89 01757 6-BushKill-9 if you have any information to give.
Every Government wants money and we Franco Americans have found a clever way to gain money...Make your beached private! This is a great way to gain money for the government with the companies running the beaches giving you money for rent.
Another way to get money is to allow advertising everywhere! In Franco America every car sold contains at least 25 adverts with them spread out equally over the car. Any car without adverts will need to apply for government position which costs €30,000. Clever, Yes? Yes!
That's all for now. More later from your friendly-economistic neighbour...Franco America.
Franco America's Official Statement Maker: Jean Dupuis.