Wierdest Bombing Campaign, EVER!
Yes, that's right, Padmasa is using an estimated 300 b-2 bombers to drop one billion pounds of unbagged trail mix :evil: on the capital city of The Allied States of Sword and Shield. While neither party is considering this an act of war, it is likely to cause a few deaths. :twisted: Further when all one billion pounds have been dropped, a final run that will run will be commenced that will drop 200,000 oven fresh pies. This is not a joke but is somewhat funny. :roll:
OOC: Beat this Wombat News!
The Sword and Sheild
21-09-2003, 10:04
The Allied States are horrified by this act of terror against our people we are utilizing the 1st Bovine Brigade and the 24th Pig "Iron" Division to clean up this mess. To this end we have responded with our own devestating Air Campaign in Electronic Warfare.
Our planes will utilize advanced electronics to turn all TV broadcasts into reruns of Who's the boss, Wassup, annoying adoption shows, and Welcome back Kotter until your people are running around dancing like Rerun, making nasally laughs, adopting kids, and going crazy tryin got figure out "Who is the boss!!??"
That is crazy and a sad bombing attack attempt.RTA Empire trrops have been sent to the land of Shield/Sword for protection and aid of civilians.WE will send in our best fighter jets to intercept the food bombers and we will destroy them with ease.No act of evil will be allowed on the Empire of RTA's watch!
-President of the Empire of RTA.
hey Padmasa here is some 50 year old sardeans to drop on them.