NationStates Jolt Archive

(JBN Broadcast- Joltiar Broadcasting Network)

Vaynard Grunechka, Reporter: "I'm here live at the Fuhrer's mansion, here in Joltiar, the capitol of Gevinsoirue, where earlier tonight, the Fuhrer, Dark Bob, has been assassinated! As you know, earlier this year, the Reichsfuhrer, Freidrich Von Grugenspiel was also assassinated. New evidence has recently shown that the earlier assassination of the former Reichsfuhrer was caused by the underground criminal ring, the Dunoir. A similar piece of evidence was found here in the Fuhrer's mansion, and investigators are now searching for the remaining members of the Dunoir. Military officials are also searching for these criminals, and are prepared to use military action if needed, as it has been discovered that the Dunoir have access to high powered military-like equipment. More information will be given as soon as it is received. This is Vaynard Grunechka, live, here in Joltiar. Franz, back to you."
Franz Hollanzer, Anchorman: "In other news, the recently appointed Reichsfure, Heinrich Himland, has declared himself the new Fuhrer in light of the recent occurence in Joltiar. Here is footage from earlier this evening, showing Himland and his followers in the town square of Birkenshire."
::Tape cuts to an earlier taping, in which Heinrich Himland stands at a podium in front of a huge mass of people, yelling out a speech::

Heinrich Himland: "You see?! What has become of us? WE ARE NO LONGER THE STRONG NATION THAT WE ONCE WERE! Our fearless leader lies dead in his own home tonight, because of our weakness! We cannot allow such travesties to riddle this nation! We are Gevinsoirunians! WE ARE THE TRUE HUMANS! It is because of this impurities, these immigrants who come to our nation, who feed off of the government with wellfare, who take up valuable space with their shelters, that plague our nation with a disease that weakens our very heart! It is they that take away from our defence! That take away from our protection! And ever since we were shunned in the West Pacific, we have been submitted to a life of humility! Not once has our nation risen above the others to be the ruler of regions! And why? Dark Bob! That is why! He was not even born into this nation! He came in on hands and knees, begging for money wiht his poor excuse for a family. WE NEED A FUHRER THAT CAN RISE, AND IN DOING SO, BRING GEVINSOIRUE TO THE BEAUTIFUL LIGHT OF GLORY!!! We must triumph in this time of despair! And how will we do that?! Comrades, I will tell you! We must unite! We must unite against the cancer that is the immigrant population! We must unite against the traitors that shunned us, and forced us to live in humiliation! If we do this, we may then triumph over our enemies! Gevinsoirue's enemies! AND WE WILL TRIUMPH!!! UNDER MY LEADERSHIP, WE WILL CRUSH THE IMPURITIES, AND WIPE OUT THE DAMNED LEADERS THAT CONDEMNED US TO SERVITUDE!!! TODAY, THE FORMER REICH AND IT'S FINEST LEADER ENTER VALHALLA. BUT A NEW ERA, OF POWER AND PROSPERITY AWAITS US!!! THE THOUSAND YEAR REICH HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!ALJA FALJA!!!"
Millions of Gevinsoirunians across the nation: "ALJA FALJA, ALJA FALJA, ALJA FALJA!!!"

::End Broadcast:::

((OOC: So... you're Nazis, right?))

:: Heinrich Himmland stands before a huge mass of people in the town square of Joltiar. At his sides are the leading officers of the MM::

Heinrich Himmler, Fuhrer: "Today, we will take action against our enemies! As your new Fuhrer and leader, I hereby announce the Turemberg laws! All citizens of Gevinsoirue who are not of pure blood will be stripped of any and all rights that they have to our government! No longer will they sap away our militarty funds with their homeless shelters, or soil our corporations with their impurity, with their weakmindedness! This is only the beggining! And it will be the path to a glorious future, and the grand introduction to a new belle epoch of Gevinsoirue! In addition to these laws, I have made yet another declaration... AND IT IS OF WAR! We declare our move to the West Pacific, so that we will take our revenge on those heathens that have reduced us to the fractured nation that we are today! We declare war on the nation who was to have been there for us, who was once part of the glorious Fascist Alliance! YARRUM! THOSE COWARDS ABANDONED US WHEN WE NEEDED THEM! THE TURNED AWAY FROM US, AND WHAT BECAME OF THEM, WHEN IT WAS OUR NATION WHO WAS THE GREATEST?!! THEY BECAME AMBASSADOR!!! NOT ONLY DID THEY SHUN US, BUT HUMILIATED US BY BECOMING A HIGHER STATUS, TO MOCK OUR VERY PRIDE!!! I ASSURE YOU, MY COMRADES, THAT THEY WILL PAY, AND THAT GEVINSOIRUE WILL ONCE AGAIN BE PURE, AND STRONG!!! ALJA FALJA!"
::Himmland raises his hand in the Frascist Salute::
Citizens of Gevinsoirue: "Alja Falja! ALja Falja! Alja Falja!!!"

OOC: *Tear* Hitler would be proud...

IC:

-Inside the presidential suite in Veridas, Pergatorio

"Sir, maybe you should look at channel 8 on the television," rang out over the intercom. The line soon broke to the usual dead static when it wasn't being used.

Virgil Devol, long standing dictator put down his book, The Art of War by Sun Tzu and turned on the TV to channel 8, grumbling something about damn assistants.

What he saw brought a tear to his eye, a tear of respect, of happiness, of love, hope and joy.

"Adjundant, do me a favor and send those great bastards a message that we fully support them in their cause," he said as he pressed the call box switch by his chair.

He clicked the call box off, and resumed up his book again.

In his office, Yarrum II watched his personal television set with astonishment at first, then bottomless rage.
He broke the remote control in his hands as his anger management therapist walked in.
"I see I came just in time," she said.
Not heeding, he grabbed his red phone and barked, "Get me the BYOB!"

........................begin transmission...................

(a soothing, artificial female voice begins to speak)
You are watching a special international broadcast from the BYOB (Business of Yarrum's Only Broadcasting). And now, a special message from the President-for-Life of the United States of Yarrum.

(A plain-looking man in a gray suit with red trim is sitting behind a desk. He begins to address the camera in a calm tone)

Much has been made recently by the self-declared Fuher of Gevinsoirue about our nation's relations with Dark Bob, former leader of the Fracist Alliance. True, the United States of Yarrum was once close allies with Gevinsoirue and loyal members of the FA, but those were different times. Our membership with them was started by my father, and the USY is no longer the nation he set out to create. Furthermore, over time, the communications between our nations broke down, and we began to support the West Pacific's delegate, Norion, in favor of the militaristic Gevinsoirue, which simply stopped communicating with us. We are not the nation we were when we joined the FA, and we no longer offer any support to Fracism or Gevinsoirue. Thank you for watching my special announcement, brought to you by... (he looks pained to say this) Elf Chow. (Looks off to the side.) No, I'm NOT going to sing the jingle!

..................end transmission......................

::Heinrich Himmland stares in great anger at the television set in his new home -which was that of the former fuhrer::
::He slams his hand down on the desk next to him. He stands and removes the pistol from his side holster. He shoots the television, and it explodes::

Himmland: "HOW DARE THOSE TRAITORS!!!"

::He turns to the new Reichsfuhrer, who stands beside him, staring at the destroyed television set::

Himmland: "DO YOU SEE WHAT GARBAGE THEY SPEAK OF US NOW?! WE ARE THE ONES WHO GAVE RISE TO THEIR PITIFUL NATION!!!"

Vladmir von Siemsen, Reichsfurhrer-MM: "Mein Fuhrer, what will you have us do? I can have our men prepared by tomorrow afternoon for mobilization. We only await your orders."

::Himmland places his hand on Von Siemsen's shoulder; a cold look covers Himmland's face::

Himland: "Yes... Prepare your men for battle! We will leave as soon as possible! And send a message to the leader of Pergatorio; inform him of our movement, and ask for his alliance! WE WILL CRUSH THAT DAMN YARRUM SCUM!!! ALJA FALJA!"

::Von Siemsen snaps to attention::

Von Siemsen: "Alja Falja!"

Jerry Zoronmorahers, the Vice-President of the USY, entered Yarrum II office looking worried.
"You want me to mobilize the troops, and telegram Norion?"
Yarrum II looked cool, but not relaxed.
"No, don't bother. If he could shoot off more than his mouth, he would have. I just need to make a phone call to a special lady," he sighed.
"Warm up the I-Cannons, just in case."

::Heinrich Himmland stands before all of the members of the Gevinsoirunian Reichstag, once again, with his MM officers at his sides::

Himmland: "Deputies. Men of the Gevinsoirunian Reichstag:

At a time when only deeds count and words are of little importance, it is not my intention to appear before you, the elected representatives of the Gevinsoirunian people, more often than absolutely necessary. The first time I spoke to you was at the outbreak of the war when, thanks to the traitors' conspiracy against peace, every attempt at an understanding with the other nations of the West Pacific, which otherwise would have been possible, had been frustrated.
The most unscrupulous men of the present time had, as they admit today, decided as early as 2002 to involve the Reich, which in its peaceful work of reconstruction was becoming too powerful for them, in a new and bloody war and, if possible, to destroy it. They had finally succeeded in finding a State that was prepared for their interests and aims, and that State was Yarrum.
All my endeavors to come to an understanding with Norion were wrecked by the determination of a small clique which, whether from motives of hate or for the sake of material gain, rejected every Gevinsoirunian proposal for an understanding due to their resolve, which they never concealed, to resort to war, whatever happened.
The man behind this fanatical and diabolical plan to bring about war at whatever cost was the former Fuhrer, Dark Bob. His ignorance, and his hesitance to strike down our enemies is what has put us where we are today.
These endeavors received most powerful support, both openly and secretly, from the so-called great democracies on both sides of the Pacific. At a time when the people were more and more dissatisfied with their deficient statesmanship, the responsible men over there believed that a period without war would be the most likely means of solving problems that otherwise would be beyond their power to solve.
Behind these men stood the great international defence force of the Pacific. Tell me, what good is a grand army of the Pacific, if they stand by and do nothing? What is the point of having a system that is so flawed to the point of allowing such nations as Yarrum to become Ambassador, or Franco Spain to be the ruler of the Pacific?! Our system has become weakened, and not just Gevinsoirue is affected by this example of stupidity, but all of the Pacific regions!
In these circumstances I considered that I owed it to our Gevinsoirunian people and countless men and women in the opposite camps, who as individuals were as decent as they were innocent of blame, to make yet another appeal to the common sense and the conscience of these statesmen. On July 23, 2003, I therefore once more publicly stated that Gevinsoirue had neither demanded nor intended to demand anything either from Norion or from the West Pacific Defence council, that it was madness to sit and watch as our regions fell into peril and, above all, that the scourge of modern weapons of warfare, once they were brought into action, would inevitably ravage vast territories.
Most of you, especially my old Party comrades among you, know what efforts I have made to establish a straightforward understanding and indeed friendly relations between Gevinsoirue and Yarrum. In pursuance of this aim Herr von Ribbentrop, our Minister of Foreign Affairs, submitted to the Yarrum Government proposals that were so outstanding and so fair that at least even the Yarrum State of that time seemed to become increasingly eager for such close co-operation.
Gevinsoirue had no intention of starting a war with Yarrum. On the contrary, it was our honest intention as far as possible to contribute to a settlement of the conflict with Richmania by means that would be tolerable to the legitimate wishes of it's leader.
And so, Yarrum I became one of our closest allies, and great friends with our former Fuhrer. However, when his son came to power, they severed their ties with us, and the went on to take their position in the West Pacific government, of which we were to have come into! And what close allies we were! We were even allies during the coup of Richmania.
We were all stunned by the news of that coup, carried through by a handful of bribed conspirators who had brought about the event that caused the Yarrum Prime Minister to declare in joyous words that at last he had something good to report.
YOU WILL SURELY UNDERSTAND, GENTLEMEN, THAT WHEN I HEARD THIS I AT ONCE GAVE ORDERS TO ATTACK YARRUM. To treat the, Gevinsoirunian Reich in this way is impossible. One cannot spend years in concluding a treaty that is in the interest of the other party merely to discover that this treaty has not only been broken overnight but also that it has been answered by the insulting of the representative of the Gevinsoirunian Reich, by the threatening of his military attache, by the injuring of the aide de camp of this attache, by the maltreating of numerous other Gevinsoirunians, by demolishing property, by laying waste the homes of Gevinsoirunian citizens and by terrorizing. And what had become of my orders?! Dark Bob had them revoked! HE IS THE ONE WHO WISHED TO CONTINUE AN ALLIANCE WITH THIS SCUM!!!
GOD KNOWS THAT I WANTED PEACE. But I can do nothing but protect the interests of the Reich with those means which, thank God, are at our disposal. I made my decision at that moment all the more calmly because I knew that I was in accord with Mushidom, who had always remained unshaken in her loyalty to the Gevinsoirunian Reich, and with the equally justified indignation of Powerfularmies.
Both of our old allies in the War of Americe were bound to regard this action as a provocation emanating from the State that once before had set the whole of Europe on fire and had been guilty of the indescribable sufferings that befell Gevinsoirue, Mushidom, and Powerfularmies in consequence.
But I am now compelled to speak of the enemy who is the main cause of this conflict. As a Gevinsoirunian and as a soldier I consider it unworthy ever to revile a fallen enemy. But it seems to me to be necessary to defend the truth from the wild exaggerations of a man who as a soldier is a bad politician and as a politician is an equally bad soldier.
Mr. Yarrum, who started this struggle, is endeavoring, as with regard to Gevinsoirue or myself, to say something that sooner or later might perhaps he twisted around to resemble success. I do not consider that honorable and in this case, it will result in drastic measures.
The gift Mr. Yarrum possesses is the gift to lie with a pious expression on his face and to distort the truth until finally glorious victories are made out of the most terrible defeats.
Yarrum, one of the most hopeless dabblers in strategy, thus managed to lose two theaters of war at one single blow. The fact that this man, who in any other country would be court-martialed, gained fresh admiration as Ambassador cannot be construed as an expression of magnanimity such as was accorded by West Pacific senators to generals honorably defeated in battle. It is merely proof of that perpetual blindness with which the gods afflict those whom they are about to destroy.
I can assure you that I look into the future with perfect tranquillity and great confidence. The Gevinsoirunian Reich and its allies represent power, military, economic and, above all, in moral respects, which is superior to any possible coalition in the world. The Gevinsoirunian armed forces will always do their part whenever it may be necessary. The confidence of the Gevinsoirunian people will always accompany their soldiers. Alja Falja!"

Okay? Not sure where this leads, or what it has to do with us.

(JBN broadcast)

::Himmland stands before the Gevinsoirunian flag, with Von Siemsen on his right, and Hidlenberg on his left. They stand overlooking millions of soldiers, all dressed in the attire of the MM::

Himmland: ". . . A WRITER has summed up the impressions made on him by this time in a book which he entitled 'The Decline of Gevinsoirue.' Is it then really to be the end of our history and of our peoples? No! we cannot believe it. This age must be called, not the decline of Gevinsoirue, but the resurrection of the peoples of this Nation of ours! Only that which was old, decayed and evil perishes; and let it die! But new life will spring up. Faith can be found, if the will is there. Our leadership has the will, and faith is with the people....

So we have come together on this day to prove symbolically that we are more than a collection of individuals striving one against another, that none of us is too proud, none of us too high, none is too rich, and none too poor, to stand together before the face of the Lord and of the world in this indissoluble, sworn community. And this united nation, we have need of it. When was a leadership at any time faced with a heavier task than our Gevinsoirunian leadership? Consider, my comrades, what our Gevinsoirue is, and compare it with other countries. What have we? One hundred and thirty-seven people to the square kilometer; no colonies; no raw materials; no foreign exchange, no capital, no longer any foreign credits; only heavy burdens, sacrifices, taxation, and low wages. What have we, compared with the wealth of other States, the wealth of other countries, the wealth of other peoples, with the possibilities of living that they possess? What have we? One thing only; we have our people. Either it is everything or it is nothing. On it alone can we count. On it alone can we build. Everything that we have created up to the present we owe solely to its goodness of heart, its capacity, its loyalty, its decency, its industry, its sense of order. And if I weigh all this in the balance, it seems to me to be more than all that the rest of the world can offer us. So this, I believe, can be our message to the other peoples on this twenty first of September: 'You need have no fear that we want anything of you. We are proud enough to confess that we ourselves own that treasure, which you certainly could not give us - our people.' I could, as leader, think of no more glorious, no prouder task in this world than to serve this people. One might give me continents, but I would rather be the poorest citizen among this people. And with this people we must and shall succeed in achieving also the tasks that are still to come.

What we want lies clear before us: not war and not strife. Just as we have established peace within our own people, so we want nothing else than peace with the world. For we all know that our great work can succeed only in a time of peace. But just as the leadership of the nation in the domestic sphere has never sacrificed its honor in its relations with the Gevinsoirunian people, so it can never surrender the honor of the Gevinsoirunian people in its dealings with the world.

We know what we owe to the world. May the world come to understand what she can never deny to a proud people, and above all may she comprehend one thing: the Gevinsoirue of today is not the Gevinsoirue of yesterday - just as little as the Gevinsoirue of yesterday was the Gevinsoirue of today. The Gevinsoirunian people of the present time is not the Gevinsoirunian people of the day before yesterday, but the Gevinsoirunian people of the two thousand years of German history which lie behind us.

And so, for us there are only two possiblities: either we remain Gevinsoirunian or we come under the thumb of the enemy. This latter must not occur; even if we are small, we are a force. A well-organized group can conquer a strong enemy. If you stick close together and keep bringing in new people, we will be victorious over the Yarrumians.

Today, we declare war on the treaturous filth that is Yarrum II and his pitiful nation! WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE FOR OUR SUFFERING!!! ONLY THEN WILL WE HAVE A LIFETIME OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY BEFORE US!!! WHAT WE SAY TODAY WILL BE FORGOTTEN! WHAT WE DO WILL LIVE ON FOR A THOUSAND, THOUSAND YEARS!!! NOW, MY PEOPLE!!! GO TO YARRUM, AND PROVE TO THEM THAT WE ARE THE TRUE HUMANITY, AND THAT YARRUMIANS ARE JUST SUBHUMAN FILTH THAT WILL BE WIPED AWAY!!! TO WAR!!! ALJA FALJA!!! ALJA FALJA! ALJFA FALJA!!!!!!"

::Von Siemsen and Hildenberg salute, and the hands of millions of Frascist soldiers raise their hands in the Frascist salute::

MM soldiers: "ALJA FALJA! ALJA FALJA! ALJA FALJA!!!"

---end transmission---

Yarrum II almost broke his new remote control in his hands, but decided to lay it on his desk instead.
He turned to his laptop and began to type.

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To: Norion, Delegate of the West Pacific
From: Yarrum II, Ambassador to the North Pacific

I apologize for questioning your decision, sir, but why have you not done anything about Gevinsoirue? Himmland (dictator of Gevinsoirue) has made public claims that I am unfit to be an ambassador, among other things. To say I am a poor ambassador is to say that you, having appointed me, are a bad delegate, and therefore, that anyone who has endorsed you is a poor national leader.

Yarrum II,
President-for-Life,
United States of Yarrum
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An Open Letter to All the Nations of the World:

My nation and I have been recently blamed for the so-called "decline" of the nation of Gevinsoirue by that nation's dictator, Himmland.
First of all, the public file on Gevinsoirue (OOC: The nation's page) clearly states that their economy is a "Powerhouse", and that the tax rate is "64%, but higher for the wealthy". With so much wealth at their disposal, how can I be blamed for any harsh circumstances that nation is under, especially considering that, being a dictatorship, Himmland can make any drastic changes he wants to how his nation's vast wealth is spent without opposition?
Secondly, the 'treachery' of my nation is grossly exagerated. I will only acknowledge that my nation was once a member of the Fracist Alliance, and that I ended that membership. But there were no conditions to this alliance, so I broke no promises when I severed my ties with that organization. Am I not allowed to change my mind with regards as to which nations are my nation's enemies and which are my nation's allies?
Lastly, our nation's ties were never "officially" severed, so-to-speak. Dark Bob and I communicated less and less over a period of time, and we stopped altogether long before his assassination. If you can call this an 'abandonment', I merely abandoned Dark Bob and his evil ways, not the nation of Gevinsoirue. And after Himmland's groundless accusations, I have no rational choice but to 'abandon' him, as well.

Yarrum II,
President-for-Life,
United States of Yarrum
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Heinrich Himmland, to Yarrum II: "Yarrum, I have only regrets for my predecessor to make an alliance with such an ignorant fool! Your treatury will be paid for, and it will be paid now, with the surrender of your pitiful band of yarrumist fools! You have five days, Yarrum, to surrender your lands to the Gevinsoirunian people, and pay us severe reparations for the humility you have caused us! If I do not receive a telegram within six days, declaring your unconditional surrender, then my men will crush you. As we speak, 7,000,000 of my MM troops are on their way to your boarders. Among these men are:

6,000,000 heavily armed troops
500,000 Mig-21 heavy fighter jets
200,000 G-6 Interceptors
300,000 Heavy weaponry platforms, including the hover tanks purchased by my predecessor

More troops will be on their way for each day I do not receive a telegram, Yarrum. You have been warned. 6 days..."

Yarrum II buzzed Jerry over the intercom.
"Sir? What did she say?" the vice-president asked.
"Her problems are over, so there's no longer any mutual solution for us."
"But, what about-"
"As a president, and her friend, I can't take any pity troops from her."
"What about Gosstoepia?"
"No response yet."
"Sir, do you want me to..."
"Fire a warning shot."

*200,000 G-6 Interceptors IGNORED!*

"And tell that loudmouth that I only miss once."

OOC: THe war will be played in a different thread, called "Himmland's Great War"