NationStates Jolt Archive


War against Dumb and dumberer!!

21-09-2003, 01:45
i am appuled at the fact of dumb and dumberer selling weed!!!! the nation of big boners is a state of war with D&D!!!! :evil:
21-09-2003, 01:47
what the fuck are you on my drugs because i would kill you in war! :lol:
Omz222
21-09-2003, 01:48
If you want to stop drugs --- why don't you also ban tobacco?

Thta's the reason we also banned tobacco products.
21-09-2003, 01:49
Marijuana, when purified, really isn't all that harmful. I think you should rethink your actions.
21-09-2003, 01:50
Big boners did you declare war?If so why?
21-09-2003, 01:51
FLASH: One of Neo-Wu's many B-2 bombers, making test flights earlier today accidentally dropped a single rocket onto the nation of big boners, killing every citizen instantly. The Emperor Mengde had this to say:

"Who the hell is big boners?"
21-09-2003, 01:56
Big boners did you declare war?If so why?Thats what i want to know
The Resi Corporation
21-09-2003, 01:59
We have bombarded BB with ortillary for boycotting drugs, among them ours.

The entire nation of BB, Before:
http://www.isu.edu/~jon/gifs/shack.jpg

The entire nation of BB, After:
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/nuke.jpg
Omz222
21-09-2003, 02:03
In a suprise news today, the Omzian People's Liberation Air Force has misfired a total of 2 EAW-12 Stealth Cruise Missiles from a MB-52I Megafortress bomber "conducting a normal exercise". The cruise missiles were reportly headed for the government buildings of BB.

We express our sorrow.
Roania
21-09-2003, 02:03
Nice touch.
21-09-2003, 02:06
oh well the planes with crew I have got from shops was testing there skills on practice planes and they droped 10,000 missles all over BB.I had 10,000 billons planes.oh well it could not of did that much damage.
21-09-2003, 02:14
During a routine test today, OC's military computers(Nuclear Division) malfunctioned and launched 200 missiles at the nation of Big Boners.

OC's Minister of Defence, Minyauialion Redbrow, had this to say about the accidental strike: "TOUGH S*HT!"
21-09-2003, 23:34
the nation of dumb and dumberer has been doing several experiments on a new nuclear bomb. when we decided to test it we realized that we had dropped it on the nation of BB. :o
22-09-2003, 00:08
I have the oddest feeling that D&D and BB are the same people...

*Kids were playing in a park with a catapult and a ball. They fired the ball, but it shot off too far, heading towards Big Boners.*

This is a picture took from a Mobtiwian sattelite thirty minuets later:

http://www.melaman2.com/war/ww2-arizona.jpg
Furry Folk
22-09-2003, 00:26
Dumb and dumberer is selling 'weed'? Well, that crosses them off our travel list. Do you know how long it takes to get the smell of burnt rope out of your fur when you sense of smell is a sensitive as ours? Great Mother, it takes hours to get rid of it!