NationStates Jolt Archive


Regional Bank

20-09-2003, 02:43
Region Of United
Regional Bank Notes on hand
4,806,000,000,000.00
Esamopia
20-09-2003, 02:47
Esamopian agents rob you bank... so sad!
20-09-2003, 02:50
Yeah Rite money is divided among six Nations in over 600 Diffrent banks!
Esamopia
20-09-2003, 02:53
WE robbed all of them... it was very simple, we have highly trained agents for this job.

Fortunately for you, we just returned all the money, this was really an ad for you to join our expert Esamopian Bank Security agency, which has done miracles for member banks NS-wide.

Please TM or post if you are interested, if not, well we wont rob you but we hope you upgrade security so no one else will.
20-09-2003, 02:55
Yeah what are the details
Esamopia
20-09-2003, 02:57
For a tiny fee, say what you pay for security at your banks right now, you can be another member of the EBSSF (Esamopian Bank Security Special Forces.) The reason we are so cheap is that we have so many members, who have also shared some of their security techniques, not to mention our own experience with our banks. Please consider joining and insuring the security of your money*.

*(EBSSF) not liable for bank losses done through war or national uprisings, those are your concern.