President McNelly murdered by Tisonican Black ops!
Breaking news from the AP wire service:
"Late this morning, in McNaltopia, capital of Jeff McNelly, our esteemed President, Jeff McNelly VII was gunned down by operatives identified as Tisonican special ops. These ops have been known to work elsewhere in Jeff McNelly to assassinate politicians who disagree with Tisonica's Socialist government. As Jeff McNelly is a key supplier of forestry products for a good number of Tisonica's political rival nations, including Kelanthia, Fantasan, Dark Terror, and Walten, Tisonica has been seeking to abruptly change the nation's political policies and shut down trade to these "Radical Right Wing regimes.""
"With the capture of President McNelly's killers, and the clear ties to Tisonica, Vice President Nell McJeffy is asking that someone with the power disarm this corrupt Socialist regime, and end their terrorism.
Uh....
who the hell are you?
Independent Hitmen
19-09-2003, 21:02
Breaking news from the AP wire service:
"Late this morning, in McNaltopia, capital of Jeff McNelly, our esteemed President, Jeff McNelly VII was gunned down by operatives identified as Tisonican special ops. These ops have been known to work elsewhere in Jeff McNelly to assassinate politicians who disagree with Tisonica's Socialist government. As Jeff McNelly is a key supplier of forestry products for a good number of Tisonica's political rival nations, including Kelanthia, Fantasan, Dark Terror, and Walten, Tisonica has been seeking to abruptly change the nation's political policies and shut down trade to these "Radical Right Wing regimes.""
"With the capture of President McNelly's killers, and the clear ties to Tisonica, Vice President Nell McJeffy is asking that someone with the power disarm this corrupt Socialist regime, and end their terrorism.
The United States strongly condemms Tisonica and will be calling a meeting of the NCA and the Invasion Squad to discuss the possibilities of such a disarmament.
Oh yay! I love opportunities for war! Count me in!
The fact that its Tisonica merely makes me not demand to be payed in exchange for entering the war.
Independent Hitmen
19-09-2003, 21:04
Oh yay! I love opportunities for war! Count me in!
The fact that its Tisonica merely makes me not demand to be payed in exchange for entering the war.
I feel a coalition coming on :)
Peiople, he doesn't even have OOC proof that Tisonica assassinated Jeff McNelly's President.
Walten who has within the hour become a member of the NCA is announcing its intentions to assist in this war.
Independent Hitmen
19-09-2003, 21:06
Peiople, he doesn't even have OOC proof that Tisonica assassinated Jeff McNelly's President.
Very true! Arghh ive been hanging around Dark terror too much, rushing into wars with no proff to back me up :wink: (joke)
Peiople, he doesn't even have OOC proof that Tisonica assassinated Jeff McNelly's President.
SO? What if he was framed?
DEATH TO TISONICA! DEATH TO TISONICA! DEATH TO TISONICA!
Peiople, he doesn't even have OOC proof that Tisonica assassinated Jeff McNelly's President.
SO? What if he was framed?
DEATH TO TISONICA! DEATH TO TISONICA! DEATH TO TISONICA!WOOOOOOOOOOO WAR DANCE*Does silly war dance*AYLAYLAYLAYLAY!
Oh Great
Dark Terror has a reason to kill someone.....
I do to!Well I always have a reason.
Agrigento
19-09-2003, 21:10
ooc: That is the beauty of a term the Russians called "Maskirovka", or Trickery. It doesnt matter if it really happened, because as far as other nation's known it did.
ic:
Agrigento's Official Response: No Comment.
Official Dispatch from Vice President Nell McJeffy's office: "These acts of terrorism must be stopped. The vile hatred of the Tisonican regime for anyone unlike themselves has manifested in the deaths of our esteemed president, and countless others in numerous other nations which we have yet to hear about. These terrorist tactics must be shut down once and for all. Tisonica's current regime must be removed from power. I humbly request anyone who supports a regime change in Tisonica to aid militarily in this war."
"This is not a war of pure retaliation. It is a war against the corrupt regime of Tisonica. Anyone who is against Tisonica should also consider aiding this war effort."
Independent Hitmen
19-09-2003, 21:13
Official Dispatch from Vice President Nell McJeffy's office: "These acts of terrorism must be stopped. The vile hatred of the Tisonican regime for anyone dislike themselves has manifested in the deaths of our esteemed president, and countless others in numerous other nations which we have yet to hear about. These terrorist tactics must be shut down once and for all. Tisonica's current regime must be removed from power. I humbly request anyone who supports a regime change in Tisonica to aid militarily in this war.
OOC:Once he admits it then i will probably support, but im not going to completely destroy him if hes not really done this!.
IC: United States Military Forces have been moved from a GREEN Alert to a YELLOW Alert status.
ooc: That is the beauty of a term the Russians called "Maskirovka", or Trickery. It doesnt matter if it really happened, because as far as other nation's known it did.
OOC:Actually its litterly masking, but...
Anyway, we support all anti tisonica measures.
---DEATH TO TISONICA!---
http://www.chungkuo.org/nuke.jpg
The South Islands
19-09-2003, 21:23
Official Dispatch from Vice President Nell McJeffy's office: "These acts of terrorism must be stopped. The vile hatred of the Tisonican regime for anyone unlike themselves has manifested in the deaths of our esteemed president, and countless others in numerous other nations which we have yet to hear about. These terrorist tactics must be shut down once and for all. Tisonica's current regime must be removed from power. I humbly request anyone who supports a regime change in Tisonica to aid militarily in this war."
"This is not a war of pure retaliation. It is a war against the corrupt regime of Tisonica. Anyone who is against Tisonica should also consider aiding this war effort."
Stand by for important inernational communication form South Islands government.
HA-HA
Dispatch from VP McJeffy: "We have received confirmation that the nation of Wolomy is providing Tisonica with arms. These arms were apparently left by enemy soldiers during the long forgotten Allanean/Wolomy war, and now Wolomy are handing over these small arms to Tisonican troops for use in their assassinations. The flow of Wolomian Arms must be stopped as well. We must have a complete blockade against goods coming in and out of either country. Tisonica, and now Wolomy's border as well, must be shut by military forces. Nothing may come in our out, or our enemies will continue to suppy each other.
imported_Christoniac
19-09-2003, 21:34
Wagh wagh wagh WAGHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
imported_Christoniac
19-09-2003, 21:36
The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah they're going to Tisonica to kill the evil commies hurrah hurrah.
Cotswold Morris
19-09-2003, 21:37
The parliament of Cotswold Morris are having an emergency late night meeting on declaring war on Tisconia. The Conservative Government are expected to expected to win the vote in parliament, but as they have a substantial majority, all the Liberal and Free Radical MP opposition naysayers can do is vote against and to no avail.
UPDATE: The war motion is in force. Cotswold Morris declares war on Tisconia for the duration. It may take our troops/ howitzers some time to land though, so money is being sent in advance.
Goobergunchia
19-09-2003, 22:17
DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE
The Republic of Goobergunchia condemns in the strongest possible terms the assassination of President McNelly. However, there is no independent evidence showing that the Tisonican government was in any way connected to this attack. We find the claim of the Most Serene Republic of Jeff McNelly to be dubious and possibly connected to the Tisonican opposition to the Common Sense Act II resolution. Until further proof is given or Tisonica admits to the attack, we will provisionally designate participants in any attack on Tisonica as aggressor nations in this matter. Obviously, if Tisonica is conclusively shown to be behind this attack, it would be the aggressor.
SIGNED
Lord Goobergunch, Goobergunchian President
DU Regional Delegate
AND AUTHORIZED BY THE GUNCHENJURIS
Tisonica
19-09-2003, 22:40
OOC: Hmm... choices... choices...
IC: --Official press release from the Tisonican minister of assasinations--
"The Tisonican high command (AKA the super squad) denies any involvement in the assasination of President McNelly, if it was us who killed him you would most certainly would not know it. How stupid do you think we are?
But to aviod any further confusion I have been instructed to give a short list of people we did in fact try to or succeed in assasinating; Jimmy Hoffa, Frank Stalone, JR Ewing, and Jeff McNelly (a different one, I swear!).
And I have been isntructed by the Presidant of Tisonica to give this message to Dark Terror; You suck!"
BIteland
21-09-2003, 03:26
The people of BIteland have experienced an attack on our own leadership http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1579343&highlight=#1579343 , fortunately for us are leader recovered, so with this all the people of BIteland send there condolences to the people of Jeff McNelly we would also like to add our suport to any conflict that may arise from this but only if there is strong evidence that it was agents of this country that committed the crime.