NationStates Jolt Archive


Now officially hiring assassins

Communistpoland
19-09-2003, 01:58
The Communist Poland government has hired international assassins to kill the leaders of Russian Forces, Romania, Watertest, Dark Terror, and all other nations joined with the evil Whittier to attack our peaceful nation.
We will kill their leaders and force them to peace table.
We are paying 30 billion dollars for each national leader that is killed.
We are also interested in hiring suicide bombers.
19-09-2003, 02:00
what you mean by assassians
Mintar
19-09-2003, 02:01
$30 billion is a lot to pay for one leader. Especially since it won't make much of a difference.
Alphan zieonc law
19-09-2003, 02:03
The Communist Poland government has hired international assassins to kill the leaders of Russian Forces, Romania, Watertest, Dark Terror, and all other nations joined with the evil Whittier to attack our peaceful nation.
We will kill their leaders and force them to peace table.
We are paying 30 billion dollars for each national leader that is killed.
We are also interested in hiring suicide bombers.

we will be watching you. :twisted:


The Holy Republic of Alphan zieonc law in the region of maine part of the NCA and the Supreme allied Commander of the NCA legion
19-09-2003, 02:03
True, that will just make them turn around, install a new leader, and crush you completely...at least that's what I'd do if I was in their shoes.
19-09-2003, 02:05
Ill be an assassian, give me a rendevouz point with your leader and we will negotiate the pay and terms.
The Macabees
19-09-2003, 02:06
I will send over the 1st Sniper Regiment. This regiment acts independently even from eachother and will not only kill leaders, but officers of all grades.

I will send them for a flat price of 500 million + you have to supply them w/ additional ammo. No more cost, just 500 million.
19-09-2003, 03:23
True, that will just make them turn around, install a new leader, and crush you completely...at least that's what I'd do if I was in their shoes.

How ironic that seems to be exactly how Whittier is responding to the assassination of its leader.
19-09-2003, 03:29
Whittier's leader was assasinated? I didn't know that...I was just saying that assasination may not be the way to go.

*shrugs*
19-09-2003, 03:33
your country must be a dump. like 50000 wars and now 30 billion for every national leader. how do you pay for... food? a car?? CANDY?? YOU HAVE NO MONEY!!!
Whittier
19-09-2003, 03:35
your country must be a dump. like 50000 wars and now 30 billion for every national leader. how do you pay for... food? a car?? CANDY?? YOU HAVE NO MONEY!!!

Communist Poland should just ignore you.
Whittier
19-09-2003, 03:36
Whittier's leader was assasinated? I didn't know that...I was just saying that assasination may not be the way to go.

*shrugs*

Yes he was and now we are at war with commie poland because he has given asylum to the assassins.
19-09-2003, 03:38
I'm a moron - I had read that...kinda obvious. For some reason I didn't make the connection - dain brammage I guess :oops:
McCountry
19-09-2003, 03:45
Such a public offer will never recieve any compotent replies. The dagger is quite useless without the cloak.
27-04-2004, 19:02
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