round 1 of lotr wargames
uruk hai vs rivendell
forest vs mordor
forest elves and mordor will be fighting in fangorn
uruk hai vs rivendell will be fighting in the path between helmsdeep and isenguard.
please post the fights on seperate threads and no cheating...
the uruk looked up and sniffed the air manflesh yes the smell was clear, and signalled to his men they crested the hill and saw their quarry foul elves things below. at his command the shaman whipped them into a bloodlust and the the chanting and banging and then the axemen charged down the hill after the foul elves swordmen 4 fell to swift shafts but the squad were not rallied they moved intothe fray with the 2 hulking beserks smashing in as all around 5 more uruaks fell no the squd only numbering 13 including beserkes went insane and became a sluagheringpower house.
do not confim losses but instead najme the surviors (if any)
manflesh man flesh manflesh!!!!!!!! :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
10 elven cavalry, 13 bowmen, 26 elves with elven blades, 9 elves with spears, sorry it's so late,
the remaining bowmen scurried to higher ground and began littering the ground with arrows, the 26 elves ran to the base of the hill where the bowmen lay, and suddenly, a still calmness filled the air, the 9 with spears went to one knee and held their spears pointing at the uruk-hai, one of the archers blew a great note on his horn and gil-galad charged in with his cavalry to slice the uruks
(Who is referring this? I do not know much about LOTR, but....there should be a ref don't you think?)
Why would the elves from Rivendell take the trouble to go all the way to Rohan (the path between Helms Deep and Isengard)? If anything, the elves of Lorien would fight the Uruk Hai. The Mirkwood elves could fight Mordor and you'd have the same fight there.
the urkus too busy tasting the warm manflesh were smashed in to shreds alotuhg the reaming besker was stil battling on.
it was then that the goblin shaman summoned a bolt of lighting on the archers on the hill and the urak crossbowmen let loose their projectiles covening a charging have troll heading to gil-galad.
gil-galad picked up his spear, aeglos and hurled it at the troll, it took him full in the chest, he then wheeled his horse and leapt from his saddle, the remaining horsemen charged the troll and distractedit while gil-galad landed in it's back he pulledhis spear from the beast and brought it down, again and again, then, throwing the spear away he drew his sword and plowed it into the neck of the troll, in a smooth circular motion he made a hole in the things neck and drove his spear farther in
the crippeld troll failed widly lashing out as its bllod darinre ti struck the eleven horsmen twice and swaung a blow at gil gakld narrowly missing. finnaly its collasped. get again the goblin shamamn turned his attention to the archers summoning a fire bolt upon them.
in a fit of rage upon seeing his archers killed gil-galad fitted the ring, vilya over his finger and ran at the shaman,sword drawn...
the ururk archers aimed at any avaaluble targets and then the speeding gil galad roared towards thems suarumamun summoned on th power of mordor and gil galad was frozen immeditaly the goblin shaman used hi last power to summon a pillar of flame below the horseman. then the reamining ururks charged the evles on all flanks
Goodfriends
22-09-2003, 07:18
a time traveler, fully equipped with portable cold fusion bombs suddenly appears out of nowhere. The only thing keeping the cf bombs from going off is his pulse; once the man is killed the cf bombs will go off. The cf bomb is also very carefully attached so that if even one of the wires or the cf bomb it self were to be touched by someone other than the time traveler himself, it would go off creating a devastation explosion with a radius of over 47 miles and with a temperature of 4700 degrees celcius and will spread fusion energy which will disinigrate any living life form within 716 miles of the explosion.
then i throw a nuke and everyone dies and i win
but seriously...
AS the time travler walks through the terrain, something catches his eye. A fair young maiden whom beckons him over to her cabin. as he enters she slowly takes off her shirt, and gives the stranger a lustful gaze. The stranger proceeds to take off his pants. but not his shirt which includes the cf bombs. as the maiden begins on her knees, his long smooth pole emerges from underneath the fabricated tent from which it was dwelling. The maiden proceeded to stroke and give him the pleasure he has never had... as she is about to finish he straightens his finger and inserts it into her wet beautiful love box. at the same time as his creamy man juice explodes all over her face. and they fall on top of each other in a rage of passion. then when she falls on him she hits the bombs and they blow up and everyone dies.
gil-galad emerges from the flames miraculously only singed, partly due to vilya's power, the rest of his men charge, archers draw their long knives and charge as well...
The Mordor orcs file out of the pass near the open fields of Fangorn and form up in battle formation
OOC (Im just waiting for my opponent could you T gram me my army list again?)
Goodfriends
24-09-2003, 04:21
umm everyone is dead... the cf bombs killed everything...
Goodfriends
30-09-2003, 07:41
The Elves of Gorulian Forest then show up and attack the orcish villages. The elves, extremely angry at the death of their leader, plunder the villages and kills everyone, except the hot orcs. They then take advantage of these female beauty orcs. They ignore the constant grunting of the orcs as they move in and out with extreme vigor. The female orcs constantly grunt just to realize there's another elvish stick in their face ready to spit its juices everywhere. The orcish females are overflowed with joy as they compassionately drink the juice from the elvish poles. The orcish females and elves soon get married and live happily ever after