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Humans are all ugly creatures. They are dirty and they all have a bad smell.
We hate all humans cause all humans are ugly. They are not like Equatorians. No. They are all ugly race of beings.
They will not be allowed to befoul our lands.

so what kind of a species are you? bird droppings? :lol:

:cry: :cry: :cry: oh no! i was planning a trip to visit you, now i have to cancel it :cry:

oh no a day old nation hates me and my people.

Equatorios how bout we have a little test.

My army vs. your hundred men with pointy sticks.

Belem i got 100 billion dollars says you can whip him in under 3 posts

I probably could. Hell if I wanted to nuke him I could do it in 1 post. I could probably do it in one post with out a nuking Ill send 3 fleets and lauch about 6 000 missiles at his country.

3 fleets and 6,000missiles= pure 0wN4G3

OOC: Been playing quake 3 arena again

I always find it amusing when a small nation with and even smaller economy tries to speak themselves up on the forum.

Its a combination of cute and pathetic 8).

Equatorios: I speak for many when i say we find your homosapianphobia alarming. this is beauty in all living things and if you fail to see it then you are blinded by the disgust that lies within yourself towards your own perceived short comings. True humans do smell bad but you shouldn't hold this against them.

Maybe you would like to join our Union and perhaps you will find yourselves less insecure and more accepting of the beauty you deny seeing.

Yes! We must live in racial harmony with the human speices! I mean, sure they aren't nearly as clean as we are, and sure they fail to see art in things like bits of string, but should we really hold all that against them?

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Dae Narasagi, Head Chair of Immigration and Race Relations
Resi Corp.
Member of the Corporate Coalition
Member of the RGGA
Namekeeper of S.C.O.R.E.
Member of C.A.G.E.D.
Member of "the Alliance"
Discoverer of the "Corporate Islands (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=corporate_islands)" region
Visit the Resi Corporation's Marketplace (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67552)!

Holy Shit! if The Resi Corporation's Head Chair of Immigration and Race Relations is what passes for humans i dont want any of them in my nation either hideous creatures if you ask me :shock: :shock:

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Holy Shit! if The Resi Corporation's Head Chair of Immigration and Race Relations is what passes for humans i dont want any of them in my nation either hideous creatures if you ask me :shock: :shock:((OOC: She's a catperson, which is sort of the point of her job, y'know.))

Humans are all ugly creatures. They are dirty and they all have a bad smell.
We hate all humans cause all humans are ugly. They are not like Equatorians. No. They are all ugly race of beings.
They will not be allowed to befoul our lands.Guess what? We don't like you either, so go play somewhere else or I suggest to a larger nation(I'm not stupid enough to start anything this young) that they invade you with a bunch of rednecks that think you killed Earndhardt, voted for Al Sharpton(sp?) don't belive in Jesus(the only thing about you.. things that's true) and you like rap music.

I'd give you.... 10 minutes at most.

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"The Duke"
Snake Plissken
The Armed Republic of The Prison City

They hate humans, they killed Dale Earndhardt, they voted for Al Sharpton they don't belive in Jesus and they like rap music.
We are rednecks, we must kill them. ORCAs preping for launch, ION cannon charging, prepare to meet yor doom, Equatorios

Yes! We must live in racial harmony with the human speices! I mean, sure they aren't nearly as clean as we are, and sure they fail to see art in things like bits of string, but should we really hold all that against them?

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Dae Narasagi, Head Chair of Immigration and Race Relations
Resi Corp.
Member of the Corporate Coalition
Member of the RGGA
Namekeeper of S.C.O.R.E.
Member of C.A.G.E.D.
Member of "the Alliance"
Discoverer of the "Corporate Islands (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=corporate_islands)" region
Visit the Resi Corporation's Marketplace (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67552)!


We agree with Resi Corporation on this.

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Ambassador Jade Purrlinda
The Free Land of Slagkattunger
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
My Nations GDP (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Slagkattunger)

The Angelic Choir of Uddersville condemns all warmongering n00bs.
A Lahariel superheavy bomber with nuclear capability will be shortly arriving over Equatorios, followed by a cleansuit death squad.
That'll show the little sh!t!

don't worry equatorios...here's one for you :wink:

i'm now sending a pair of low-flying, radar-evading B-52 armed with my oldest biochem weapons: 1,000 barrels of PISS craps and 1,000 barrels of DUNG bombs...

in 10 hours, all your nation will really need to take a bath if they manage to survive the acidity, toxic and the most important...SMELL of my bombs, quite nasty these little bastards are... :wink:

in 10 hours you'll smell exactly like the humans you describe above, how about that? :D

The Non-human Union would just like the invite all the other non-human nations we have seen post on this message to join our special group. you can either telgraph for more information or simply search us for posts and enter the Non-Humna Union thread.

Humans are all ugly creatures. They are dirty and they all have a bad smell.
We hate all humans cause all humans are ugly. They are not like Equatorians. No. They are all ugly race of beings.
They will not be allowed to befoul our lands.

As the reporter read the statement from Equatoria, the very human Prime Minister Scott Haley glanced over at his Minister of Foreign Affairs and rolled his eyes. "Yeah, well, we're not especially fond of them either." answered the notoriously outspoken Head of State. "If they think we smell so bad, they're welcome to come on up here and kiss my sweaty human..."

"What the Prime Minister means to say..." interrupted the Foreign Affairs Minister before Haley said something he'd regret. "...Is that the Dominion of Kotterdam does not support bigotry in any form, and thus we are closing our borders to trade with the Equatorians."

"That's right." Haley continued. "I'd advise them not to be getting too frisky with their human neighbors. If we're forced to take action to protect them, I doubt anyone would miss them especially much..."

Mr 47 considers the message, and sniffs his armpits.
"Well gee, I dont smell THAT bad, and I cant exactly be dirty, since I live in a sealed and sanitized mountain complex...well, in any case...OY! CLERK! Go tell all the troops to take a shower!"
The order goes out and Mr 47 laughs as the preassure on the hot water tanks nation wide slowly drops.

A short while later distant screaming penetrates the mountain. Mr 47 giggles slightly, then goes back to work.

Well, The DSM was gonna give you all of its entire treasury and military forces, but it looks like now you don't have our stinking human money and troops. :mrgreen:

I note that this guy has yet to respond. That may be because he just hasn't looked at the forums, or that he is a chicken.

I'm leaning towards the first one right now. But if we don't get a response by 7pm Eastern, he's a chicken.

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"The Duke"
Snake Plissken
The Armed Republic of The Prison City

Yuck, yuck yuck.
Ugly humans everywhere. Back into the trees to hide from ugly humans.
They not apes likes us. They have no fur. Therefore therefore, they ugly cause they don't look like us. And they always break things.

We throw tomatoes and bananas at ugly humans.
Ugly humans go away. Ugly humans not wanted here.
Go. shoo. Go away.

10 Jane Goodall-esque researchers have have just left for Equatorios against the warnings set by the government of the Democratic States of Mef.
We have no affliation with them. Do you want with the team.

Mikhail Ilyich Diego
Minister of Foreign Affiars
Democratic States of Mef

Ha! What are you going to do? What will a bunch of horses do to my well trained, Human knights and my hordes of Orc Minions? You think horses can defend your nation? Our people in The Crimson Sword say "Neigh!"

Lord Donnelly, Leader of The Crimson Sword (medieval tech)
Member of the Order of Katar

While we of Padmasa are not human... mostly, we feel the need ot be insulted at this point. Further we look foward to helping your opposition in any wars that come up. Please, have a good rest of your existance and try not to give us any excust to humble you.

Go away ugly humans. You not wanted here.

Go away ugly humans. You not wanted here.

Now you call us humans... Your ignorance is only rivaled by your foolishness. You should stop now.

Whittier does not care about the views of bunch of stupid monkeys.
Attacking them is a waste of bullets and nuking them is a waste of atoms.
Good day, monkeys.

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Orgin: Unknown

Greetings to designated species #00EQ-897-Equatorios.
Perhaps if the Human is to your displeasing, we can offer you a home within the ShaRa Empire. We would be pleased if we could have you for dinner.....

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Elder V'lork
5th Empire Command
System Elder/Zoarg

We extend our hand in friendship to the noble apes, and invite them to visit Resi City and learn what good can come when two different races work together.

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Dae Narasagi, Head Chair of Immigration and Race Relations
Resi Corp.
Member of the Corporate Coalition
Member of the RGGA
Namekeeper of S.C.O.R.E.
Member of C.A.G.E.D.
Member of "the Alliance"
Discoverer of the "Corporate Islands (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=corporate_islands)" region
Visit the Resi Corporation's Marketplace (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67552)!

OOC: They're Monkeys? :oops: I just assumed they were horses because of the name...

We have no grief with the mammals. The hu-mans are inventive and should not be dismissed lightly. Yes, thay have a scent to them, but all mammals do. Equatorios, we recommend you smell yourself before commenting on others scent.

Advisor Bosska
Sakkra Diplomatic Corps
Kastaa Imperial Complex
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humans aren't that bad, klingons are better, but humans aren't that bad

The Droshi Empire wishes it to be known that Humans are a perfectly fine and upstanding race. The Droshi, do, however, find that they don't seem to care as much as the Droshi about personal hygine.(sp?)



-Draska Rr'viski, Commander of Droshi Colonization fleet 23-XBeta

We hate humans, too! :twisted: There are too many of them to kill. :evil:

OOC: They're Monkeys? :oops: I just assumed they were horses because of the name...

Genus: Equatorios
Primitive species of ape that lived in the time period of 15 million years BC. They were the very first primates to stop living in trees and start wandering around on the ground. A proven early but common ancestor of all later hominids and gorillas, including humans.

Ah, another race of apes to deal with. I have got to get away from these animals and wash my claws of them. Why do I stay? The pension I guess... and the free vacations.

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Ambassador Krall'c
Smartest Non-Scientist Civil in Crimmond
Head of the Department of Interspecies Relations
Former Head Ambassador of the Department

"Mwhahahaha! Have you read this?"
-A conversation in a mall