Declaration of War in the Canterbury Empire
The Rogue Nation of Igby, the Nomadic Peoples of Woosta, and the Dictatorship of Anya the Almighty formally declare war upon the Most Serene Republic of St. Mary's Pantyhose, for unspeakable crimes against the Empire. Crimes include unleashing locusts upon members of the Empire, below average Civil Rights, and a monopoly on the Empire's soda. Prepare Yourself, Most Serene Republic! You will pay!
McLeod03
17-09-2003, 18:20
The Rogue Nation of Igby, the Nomadic Peoples of Woosta, and the Dictatorship of Anya the Almighty formally declare war upon the Most Serene Republic of St. Mary's Pantyhose, for unspeakable crimes against the Empire. Crimes include unleashing locusts upon members of the Empire, below average Civil Rights, and a monopoly on the Empire's soda. Prepare Yourself, Most Serene Republic! You will pay!
OOC: Great, ANOTHER n00b war.
Popcorn anyone?
The Rogue Nation of Igby, the Nomadic Peoples of Woosta, and the Dictatorship of Anya the Almighty formally declare war upon the Most Serene Republic of St. Mary's Pantyhose, for unspeakable crimes against the Empire. Crimes include unleashing locusts upon members of the Empire, below average Civil Rights, and a monopoly on the Empire's soda. Prepare Yourself, Most Serene Republic! You will pay!
OOC: Great, ANOTHER n00b war.
Popcorn anyone?*raises hand*
ME!!!
McLeod03
17-09-2003, 18:22
The Rogue Nation of Igby, the Nomadic Peoples of Woosta, and the Dictatorship of Anya the Almighty formally declare war upon the Most Serene Republic of St. Mary's Pantyhose, for unspeakable crimes against the Empire. Crimes include unleashing locusts upon members of the Empire, below average Civil Rights, and a monopoly on the Empire's soda. Prepare Yourself, Most Serene Republic! You will pay!
OOC: Great, ANOTHER n00b war.
Popcorn anyone?*raises hand*
ME!!!
*Hands over bucket of popcorn*
"You want a soda with that?"
The Rogue Nation of Igby, the Nomadic Peoples of Woosta, and the Dictatorship of Anya the Almighty formally declare war upon the Most Serene Republic of St. Mary's Pantyhose, for unspeakable crimes against the Empire. Crimes include unleashing locusts upon members of the Empire, below average Civil Rights, and a monopoly on the Empire's soda. Prepare Yourself, Most Serene Republic! You will pay!
OOC: Great, ANOTHER n00b war.
Popcorn anyone?*raises hand*
ME!!!
*Hands over bucket of popcorn*
"You want a soda with that?"Sure :D
McLeod03
17-09-2003, 18:26
The Rogue Nation of Igby, the Nomadic Peoples of Woosta, and the Dictatorship of Anya the Almighty formally declare war upon the Most Serene Republic of St. Mary's Pantyhose, for unspeakable crimes against the Empire. Crimes include unleashing locusts upon members of the Empire, below average Civil Rights, and a monopoly on the Empire's soda. Prepare Yourself, Most Serene Republic! You will pay!
OOC: Great, ANOTHER n00b war.
Popcorn anyone?*raises hand*
ME!!!
*Hands over bucket of popcorn*
"You want a soda with that?"Sure :D
*Hands over soda*
The Empire will take no stance on this war. We shall simply watch and wait. We would however like to know what has gone on in detail to know why you are declaring war. We would like to hear both sides.
Now then.
Sits in a recliner leans back eats some popcorn and hands everyone a bottle of Elarian Ale for the show.
*reclines in LaZe-Boy R2000*
I'm sure i'll find this highly entertaining.
have fun with yalls wars. The commonwealth of Anstinon will wait till yall are weak and then take over
can i have some popcorn?
OOC: Great, ANOTHER n00b war.
Popcorn anyone?
I agree that you prolly get a lot of random rp wars going on in the forums.
But why waste your time posting a random post stating a fact that EVERYONE on the message boards knows already? By doing so, you raise your post count 1 post higher. I applaud you :roll: .
If its true roleplaying and not "asking for popcorn" post whoring, whats wrong with it?
McLeod03
17-09-2003, 21:21
OOC: Great, ANOTHER n00b war.
Popcorn anyone?
I agree that you prolly get a lot of random rp wars going on in the forums.
But why waste your time posting a random post stating a fact that EVERYONE on the message boards knows already? By doing so, you raise your post count 1 post higher. I applaud you :roll: .
If its true roleplaying and not "asking for popcorn" post whoring, whats wrong with it?
It jus tpisses me off that every day there are more one dya old naitons who launch attacks on neighbouring countries using hundreds of thousands of troops and tanks and planes. They are not old enough to go to war, they need to read up on things first.
Why would you all bother to comment anyway? It's like polarisa said, it's roleplaying which is what this site is for, and you're post whoring with your completely useless comments. Why bother to read it anyway?
The Empire of Reniban will tolerate no war that spills over into its borders. however, I'm more than happy to have you beating eachother up, makes things easier for me. 8)