Lie Detecting Device For Sale
This state-of-the-art device is extremely useful in military interrogations. It has a 100% accuracy and reliability rate which means you will know when your suspect or prisoner is lying (which will leave you free to use any means neccessary to get the truth out of them e.g. torture, mutilation). Tried and tested in 100+ nations with only two complaining that their lovers found out they had been cheating.
Ben Land
17-09-2003, 16:30
*coughpolygraphcough*
No such thing as 100% reliable, this leads me to believe that you are lying.
We find torture is much better for extracting truth from dissidents.
Ben Land
18-09-2003, 06:26
We find torture is much better for extracting truth from dissidents.
As do we, plus, it's entertaining.
Nothing is ever 100%. Let alone 100% accurate.
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No such Thing As 100% :D