Whittier
17-09-2003, 05:54
Two UFO's were spotted buzzing the skies over the world's nations today.
One followed the other. The objects were moving at incredibly high speeds and passed through each nation's airspace in only 30 seconds.
One eyewitnesses report near collisions between the two objects which made turns at high angles at high Gs.
Several videos show beams of light shooting out of the objects at each other. It is not yet know what the nature of these light beams are but UFOologists speculate they are studying our planet and that the beams are a mode of communication between the two craft.
There was a reported incident of a near collision with a civilian airliner in Russian Forces airspace but the UFO pulled up at the last millisecond followed by its companion.
The Resi Corporation
17-09-2003, 06:06
Resi City, Downtown, Sector 21b...
Phil Jones walked through the slime and grime of the lower levels of Resi City, grumbling to himself about his life in general. He hated his boss (whom he thought was probably a Nazi of some sort), he hated his job as an assembly line supervisor, he hated his "house" (if you could call it that), and sometimes he just plain hated his wife and kids, try as they might to be a good family.
Jones turned a corner, and for the first time in the twenty years he took that walk home he spied something: a Discordian Temple. It was an odd sight, as many things affiliated with Discordianism are, but Phil took an instant liking to how the place looked crazily patched together, yet totally immaculate. He basked in the warm glow of the lights inside, and read a poster that was set out in front of the building. It read:
"THE FORCES OF CHAOS GOVERN THE UNIVERSE; YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHAT'S AROUND THE NEXT CORNER, BUT CHANCES ARE IT'S SOMETHING REALLY ABSTRACT."
Suddenly, he heard a rumbling coming from above his head, and then with a loud BANG a UFO crashed through the infrastructure of the upper levels of Resi City and landed about half a mile from him, throwing up a cloud of dust that literally knocked him over.
A little time past, and then Jones pulled himself up and dusted himself off. He eyed the UFO with a strange look, then shifted his gaze back to the sign. After reading the cryptic words one more time, he shrugged his shoulders and stepped into the Temple.
I gotta start telling my guys not to fly so low :)
j/k
)))))))))))))))CABINET OF CONFEDERATE DEFENSE MEMO((((((((((((((((((((
At 3:25 this morning, Border and Airspace Command reported a breach of altitudial security by unknown craft. Automated Identification Request Frequency opened for a period of 20 seconds with no response.
A total of six stratospheric missiles were released as per orders of Executive Directive CD-44. Impact with craft reported as negative.
At 3:28 this morning, 1 squadron of Vam-SAF jets were scrambled to provide reactive air recon to surrounding near space area. Mission terminated at 6:29 as per orders of Executive Directive CD-28.
BAC #5937