NationStates Jolt Archive


Bentonapolis Armored Divisions

17-09-2003, 04:14
I am so evil, i have enslaved members of my national animal to serve in the Royal Army of Bentonapolis. This new weapon ... so powerful ... so almighty, that it is going to reign fear in the world for decades ... this new weapon: Giant Cicadas! They will front my Armies, terrorizing all who stand in our way of mission assimilation. OK, it may seem a little weak, but come on! If you see a giant Cicada walking down the street, wouldn't you run in fear? That's what I thought!
17-09-2003, 04:15
arent you special?
17-09-2003, 04:16
It'd be a good idea if it weren't so overdone. A little bit ago there were, what, giant dinosaurs with machine guns on their backs? Be a little original.
Dontgonearthere
17-09-2003, 04:16
*calls TerminX*
Langham
17-09-2003, 04:17
*grabs flame-thrower*
Where's a giant cicada?
17-09-2003, 04:19
and if that doesnt work ..... my entire military population is made up of green berets so .... unstoppable
Dontgonearthere
17-09-2003, 04:20
Dontgoneartheres Horribly Mutated Things could kick our Cicadas ass.
Gurian
17-09-2003, 04:27
If that fails, Gurian has a small group of B2 bombers. It would be...unfortunate *evil grin* if we were forced to utilize these terrible weapons. Let us hope nothing would...how to phrase it..."provoke" us...

OOC: Ignore this post. I thought this was...MODERN RP. As crazy as it sounds...
17-09-2003, 04:29
awwwww :D

look at the planes

i have Tie Fighters and Tie Interceptors
17-09-2003, 04:30
Or we could always just release the aptly-named RAID Troops.
17-09-2003, 04:41
NO, You need these to go with the cicadas

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