Our Emperor St. Deimos wishes everyone a prosperous week.
"Our Emperor wishes everyone the best of luck with the upholding of order and invites all nations in and surrounding Mongolia to a trade pact. If any nations are interested, please send me a carrier pidgeon with your details.
May your nation find fortune."
Overseer of Foreign Relations - Grandmaster Thraan
"Thats nice... though we will use planes not pidgeons"
Aequatio
17-09-2003, 02:39
Two Satellite Communication Technicians sat at their stations, both read the message from Emperor St. Deimos of Tortar and looked at each other.
"What the hell is a carrier pigeon?"
"I don't know, ask the Colonel, I bet he's old enough to know."
Both burst into laughter and get back to their work.
"Correction - send whatever means of communication your nation uses."
Overseer of Foreign Relations - Grandmaster Thraan
Pergatorio
17-09-2003, 03:18
Pergatorio will participate in the trade... several hundred titanium briefcases filled with individual documents and bricks will be dropped through your presidential skylights from bombers containing the details.
In other words, it's quite alright.
United Nations Ambassador Alex Baron of Reformed Alcardia has sent forth the following telegram:
"We wish you to stuff it."
"It looks like your wish cannot be fulfilled."
Overseer of Foreign Relations - Grandmaster Thraan
You interest us, primitive. Why do you not come to us, here in Roania? We are just 250 miles to the south-east of the Chinese coast.
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"You are 250 miles to the south-east of the Chinese coast?
Forgive me but isn't this "Chinese coast" you speak of extraordinarily long?
Please, do inform us "primitives" the whereabouts of your nation, for it seems as though you do not know the exact location itself"
Overseer of Foreign Relations - Grandmaster Thraan
"Well, you sail straight out to Japan. Then you turn south, go south until you hit Australia. Don't land there, it's frightfully boring. Turn east at Darwin, and keep going east. If you hit Sth. America, you've gone too far."
"Coordinates? Seems like your 'advanced' nation has a lack of navigational equipment."
Overseer of Foreign Relations - Grandmaster Thraan
Our advanced nation consists almost entirely of Hydrophobes. Not a sailor amongst us. We can hire other people to do that.
Trust me, you'll recognise it when you see it. How many islands are almost completely surrounded by tall cliffs, or have sea monsters frolicking nearby?
"Ah... I see, well we'll send a trade convoy to your country, was there anything in particular you were looking for?"
Overseer of Foreign Relations - Grandmaster Thraan